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What do you do to make yourself more appealing for meetings

MichaelJ

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I have to confess - Helirage is correct. There are quite a few folk remedies in the Deep South. I suspect most of them are setups for gullible Yankees like myself. Fortunately, I didn't follow through with this one. I'm thinking maybe pork fat or bacon grease? I'm just a little reluctant to expose my boys to such a level of abuse unless it would be to impress an exceptional young woman such as yourself, Julia.
 

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When I lived along the Gulf Coast, I heard of a folk remedy for a sagging scrotum: One needs to coat his testicles in a thick layer of chicken fat for 6-12hrs. As this can result in an unpleasant odor, the scrotum should be soaked in a cup of turpentine for several minutes afterwards. This remedy is supposed to have a smoothing & tightening effect on the skin. I never gave this much consideration when I was young, but gravity is finally beginning to have an effect. I am considering using this technique when seeing a lady I particularly want to impress. I would probably also take a shower before seeing her as I am not certain how pleasant the turpentine might taste.

I do not think the ladies are as worried about that as you are. I do not not know how old you are, but, age is age... eventually all things sag. But you should not be applying turpentine anywhere near your skin. If you're that concerned ... just use some 'anti-aging' cream on your sack.

In my experience ladies in general are more about the experience/story and kissing, ladies love a good kisser.
 

jalimon

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bkone 80% of the lady would be happy to leave out the kissing if they could.

cheers,
 

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Added some moves to my game
Read on google (because the internet never lies) that berries improve the taste of sperm. So far no complaints
I try not to masturbate at least 3 days before a planned meeting
Drink tons of water day of and day before to cleanse system.
And. (Maybe i watch too much how i met your mother) but i make sure to wear my finest suit. I always suit up for work anyway. But i take extra care in choosing my clothes.
 

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I try not to masturbate at least 3 days before a planned meeting

I push it out further, up to 2 weeks. At 2 weeks without masturbation, I can shoot a very high volume payload, and it makes it more worthwhile. I think it also makes a lady feel better about the result of her services when you cum a heavy load.
 

harwell1690

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That is one of the funniest thing I ever read here haha!

Rosbos on the other hand would have grab 20$ out ;)

I think about all the fun I'm going to give her, and take a $20 out.

JK.

(Although I have been practicing the violin and it's getting better, they tell me.
+1 for flexible hips.
Just discovered that if she is on top of you (reverse mish kinda), then fast thrusting into her....most women seem to love this. Not clear exactly why. Why did I not know this before??!!! Fuck!)
 

harwell1690

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Added some moves to my game
Read on google (because the internet never lies) that berries improve the taste of sperm. So far no complaints
I try not to masturbate at least 3 days before a planned meeting
Drink tons of water day of and day before to cleanse system.
And. (Maybe i watch too much how i met your mother) but i make sure to wear my finest suit. I always suit up for work anyway. But i take extra care in choosing my clothes.

Agree.
+ Get lots of sleep.
Your brain is sharper, you're more alive, it all goes better. 8 hours!
 

Fradi

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I think it also makes a lady feel better about the result of her services when you cum a heavy load.

Was this a joke?
Perhaps she will charge you extra for the clean up .
Now if you add an extra $100 or a spa gift certificate that is going to make her feel way better.
 

No_Church_InThe_Wild

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What helps me before a meeting ? I will go and state the obvious, one that is overlooked at times . SLEEP... I will try my best to get some sleep as it is the one thing that makes all the difference for me . I try and make an effort to not see anyone the day before a meeting . Although even if I do I’m still good to go ,just as long as I’ve gotten some good rest in between . But if my body is deprived of sleep
that’s when I tend to struggle in meetings. In my younger years I did get away with it , but nowadays my body can’t recover like it used to do .
Feeling fresh and rested almost guarantees that I’ll be able to finish . When I’m really tired it can be a problem, that’s how much it affects me . Of course this means less stress and frustration for me and the SP . More stamina,I’m a better listener, I’m more attentive and intuned to my partner, its easier, more enjoyable and everything tends to flow more naturally. It also means that I’ll have the energy and patience to do things that I would not normally do if I was tired . For instance I’ll make sure when I go out to eat to pick up something for the lady aswell ( something that I almost always do with civilians ) . It could be some chocolate or a snack or even a meal , a bottle of wine , it all depends on the lady I’m seeing . In the end it doesn’t really matter what it is , as long as you thought of them it’s always appreciated and I enjoy seeing them somewhat happy and that in itself enhances the meeting for her and me .
 

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I shave my pubes
 

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Humour has been mentioned a lot. For those who are shy. Like myself it takes work and practice
Here’s a tried and true tip
When you are chit chatting at beginning. Ask her if she’s cool with a 13” cock
When she sees your regular size dick she’ll have a huge smile on her face.
 

Julia Sky

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Oh no haha. If someone did that to me I would smile because it’s my job to smile, but in my head I’d be like "Is he like 13 years old? Who jokes about having a 13 inch dick in 2019?" Hahaha. There was a dude who pretended to be 13 inches once by text. Asked me if I’d be able to DT it all. He probably didn’t expect me to say yes but I did LOL so then he admitted "well... you know... not exactly 13 but like 8..."
 
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