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Machete Kills

I liked this movie, actually better than Machete, although both the movie critics and my friend who I saw it with disagree, and think Machete was better. However, Machete Kills was 4th at the US box office last weekend, and considering its low budget, it should not be hard for it to replicate the commercial success of the stylish Machete.

Machete Kills is best described as a tongue-in-cheek, camp action-exploitation flick heavily influenced by the exploitation films of the 1970s. Robert Rodriguez's films are interesting visually and his violence is highly creative, but he is sort of a poor man's Quentin Tarantino when it comes to screenwriting. There are some good one liners, but the script does not have sustained consistent excellent writing as in Quentin Tarantino's films, which is why there are nonstop Academy Award nominations and wins for actors in Tarantino's films.

That being said, Rodriguez attracted significant actors and celebrities to this movie, which was shot in 29 days on a paltry $20 million budget: Charlie Sheen aka Carlos Estevez is cast as the "no bullshit" President of the United States Rathcock, who is portrayed as a womanizing schmoozer; Mel Gibson plays Luther Voz, one of several smarmy villains; Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas and Cuba Gooding Jr. all appear as different faces of a gender-neutral bounty hunter called "El Cameleon"; and Michelle Rodriqguez reprises her role as the feisty Luz, an illegal alien trafficker.

Like Machete, Machete Kills has a plot which explores issues with the drug trade and illegal alien trade at the US-Mexican border, and the politics of both countries in dealing with these issues is mocked in both films. Both films also include an undercurrent of hispanic pride, which is not surprising since many of the actors as well as the director are hispanic. This is also why Charlie Sheen chose to use his real name of Carlos Estevez in making this film.

One of the highlights of the film is a sexy catfight between Amber Heard, who plays "Miss San Antonio", who in reality is a secret double agent, and Michelle Rodriguez as Luz. Both actresses look hot in this movie. Michelle Rodriguez has tremendous tits, although you mostly only see the ample cleavage of those tits.

Sofia Vergara has an interesting role as Madame Desdomona, a vengeance seeking pimpette whose weapons include a tittie machine gun that fires bullets out of armored breasts. Only in a Rodriguez film could such creative violence - bullets fired from armored breasts - be possible.

My friend's objections mainly had to do with the plot being much more far-fetched than in its predecessor Machete, and that criticism is fair, yet I felt that the sequel flowed a bit better. The ending was disappointing as it merely served to set up another sequel.

If you like Tarantino or Rodriguez, see the movie, but even if you don't like it as much as their other works, there are plenty of hot babes in this movie.
 
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Sofia Vergara has an interesting role as Madame Desdomona, a vengeance seeking pimpette whose weapons include a tittie machine gun that fires bullets out of armored breasts

Sofia- jugoso :p

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Pacific Rim: Entertaining, but hardly exemplary of either Si-Fi, story, special effects or acting. It's one of these movies you want to see just to cross it off your "bucket list" of movies. Wait until you can catch it on Netflix or Amazon Prime as it's definitely worth time invested. Basic plot of Armageddon Scenario with heroes involved. A couple of subplots of personal catharsis. Special effects were good, but lacked real creativity. Definitely see it, but don't pay to see it.
 

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Monsieur Hire (on Netflix, French with English subtitles)

Mr Hire is an asocial man who spends all his evenings watching his pretty neighbor. Meanwhile a young woman is found murdered and the detective considers him a prime suspect.

From the description I expected something simple about voyeurism, and how abnormal people are always considered suspicious. I expected he was a dysfunctional chronic voyeur, but he has sex regularly with prostitutes, until he gets infatuated with his neighbor and starts watching her.

The story is more complex and satisfying than I thought. I can't really tell more without spoiling it, but I highly recommend to everyone who likes good dramas. It's a slow movie, with an understated erotic atmosphere (there is no actual sex).

The ending is excellent. I started by really disliking the main caracter, but I gradually felt sympathy and a certain liking for him as the story developped. Ah, the stupid and tragic things we do for love of a woman.
 

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Mr Hire - Panique

After watching just 5 minutes of movie Mr Hire on Netflix, I remembered a movie I saw back in the nineties starring Michel Simon. It turned out that Mr Hire was first released in 1946 and was directed by Julien Duvivier, the original title is"Panique". Leconte just did a remake of it. I have just watched the remake on Netflix, though I really loved the original, it was much more dramatic, and was one of the few movies that I will keep remembering until the end of times. I think that this was the first time I watched Miched Simon playing, and he was just grand in that movie. The last scene was much more emotional in the original than in Leconte's remake.

Unfortunately, I could not find the original movie on Youtube, but just a few minutes of it. The glorious days of black and white french movies.

Thanks for bringing this movie up in this thread, I will see if I can get my hands on the original version.
 

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The glorious days of black and white french movies.
My all time favorite movie is Cocteau's La Belle et la Bête. Well, that and Casablanca. Well, also On the Waterfront.
 

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I never thought Mr Hire would be so well known here. Since we are talking remakes:

A woman, a gun and a noodle shop. (2009, also on Netflix)

A Chinese remake of the Cohen brothers ''Blood Simple''. A jealous husband hires a crooked officer to find evidence that his wife has an affair with one of his employees and then to kill the pair. The hitman fools the boss into believing he did the job and after being paid he kills him with the woman's gun to frame her for the crime. Complicated imbroglios ensues.

Objectively it is not as good as the original. It's much more colorful and carnivalesque and some of the characters are extremely caricatural, but I also found it more fun and enjoyable. Visually it is very beautiful and the old-time Chinese desert makes it an interesting setting for a remake of that story (and the woman is more attractive than Frances McDormand; I'm just a sucker for Chinese women).
http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/2010/09/23/a_woman_a_gun_and_a_noodle_shop_texas_meets_mandarin_in_slippery_noodle_noir/a_woman_agun.jpeg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpeg
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/frances-mcdormand-bloodsimple-5.jpg


Another interesting Chinese movie was Curse of the Golden Flower, but they don't have it anymore on Netflix.
Gong Li in her imperial dress is quite a sight. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oNrJsmdooYA/UN2cjvfb16I/AAAAAAAAEzs/dzUcYUu905s/s1600/Gong_Li.jpg
 

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I agree. "Chloe" was very well made. Filmed in Toronto & starring Liam Neeson, Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore, it's the story of a high-end escort who's hired by the Moore character & asked to seduce her husband, played by Neeson.

Liam Neeson lost his wife, Miranda Richardson, while filming this movie. Richardson died in a Montreal hospital hours after a fall while skiing at Mont Tremblant.

I also liked "Exotica" very much. The film was more low budget, but well made. It was Mia Kirshner's breakthrough movie. She later played a sexy terrorist in the fantastic tv series "24". Agoyan's wife also had a small part in the movie. I became a Leonard Cohen fan after watching this movie, since it contains several Leonard Cohen songs & the stripper (Kirshner) regularly dances to one of his songs (Everybody Knows).

I was disappointed by "The Sweet Hereafter". Found it too slow and depressing.

However, one Atom Egoyan film that i liked very much was "Ararat", which deals with the massacre of Armenians earlier in the 20th century, which has always been denied by the Turks.
 

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watching Georia rule right now on tv. looks pretty good. Lindsey Lohan is beautiful in it. I love her.

Saw soldiers story this morning with denzel washington. he was amazing in it
 

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we are the Milers,
funny as all get out
and aniston , sure can move

Hilarious. Second Aniston movie where I couldn't stop laughing at times. The other one was Just Go With It. Don't know but I just don't think Aniston is a very good actress but yeah she sure can move yet in her own rigid way. Must be that Brangelina thing that is still lingering.
 

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Oblivion was good, if you're into that type of movies...I liked it despite the fact that I just hate Tom Cruise...C'mon, man, Scientology, really ?? ...Ya should know better than that... Now, concerning Oblivion: Great action, a lot of mystery (although you see a few things coming...). If you have a good home theater system, you will enjoy the crisp HD image and the fantastic 5.1 (in this case 7.1) sound... Beautifully crafted.
 

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Limitless.

Awesome flick. Really got a kick out of the quick transformation from zero to "hero" by a pill! Imagine that.

What irks me is why the main character would need to borrow $100,000 from the Russian thug when he only needed $12K which he can make on his own from online trading to make that 2 mil at the day trading firm in ten days?!?!?!?!? Another thing, at a day trading firm you can get the leverage of 4X your money not 2X. Plus day trading is "dead" nowadays. Ahhhh too many loop holes.
 

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Just came out of seeing "The Wolf of Wall Street". Fantastic film...it's probably Scorsese's best since Casino.

I also have to mention that DiCaprio's second wife in the film is super hot (ie. Margot Robbie)! I'd kill to see a SP with the same looks as her! :eyebrows:
 

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Same here "The Wolf of Wall Street" is the best I have seen thus far over the holiday period. Fully concur with Charmer...
And indeed "The Duchess of Bay Ridge" is super hot! She is Australian and only 23years old! Not sure how in the world she pulled off that Brooklyn accent.
My jaw literally dropped when she made her first appearance in the movie...Unreal beauty!

And that nude scene of her in lingerie blew my mind: whoa!!! Definitely model material!

I was impressed with the Brooklyn accent as well (given that she's Australian, originally). She definitely held up her own, acting-wise. I have a feeling her career will take off after this film.
 

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I have just seen The Wolf of Wall Street. I already read the book a couple of years ago. A lengthy book, supposedly an autobiography, but I found that some parts were hard to believe. Also, Belfort sounded very arrogant in that book and he was almost bragging about his drug-addiction problem.

The movie is long too (about 3 hours long). We had many laughs and there are many debauchery scenes in there. The last part of the movie was boring though and I could not wait for it to end. A few people left the theatre before the end of the movie.
 
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