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Thread: The perils of impulse hobbying

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    Unhappy The perils of impulse hobbying

    Kaempferrand gave me the idea of this thread. We have all been guilty of an impulse hobbying attack at one time or another. Most of the time, we know it is a mistake but we find that our bodies are disconnected from our minds and we persist, choosing to ignore our inner voices of sanity.

    Impulse hobbying happens because we find it easy to relieve our sexual urges via massage parlors, agencies or incalls. The ease of impulse hobbying is actually very frightening.

    My experience happened one Friday evening when I went to an incall even though I knew I shouldn't have (I should have stayed home and rented a movie). My hormone levels were whacky, raising my hornyness to absurd levels. It took only 10 minutes and some brief surfing on the net for me to decide to visit this lady working at an incall downtown.

    Now, to be fair, she was sweet, and out of respect, I will not publicize her name. But when I got there and we got naked on the bed, I noticed she was wearing a nice cross. I told her it was a nice cross. Big, big mistake! I opened the religious door wide open. She spent half an hour talking to me about Jesus and how important her relationship with God was to her.

    I have no problems with religious discussions but there is a time and place for everything. She eventually tried to blow me but was surprised to see how limp Mr. Johnston was. I told her to forget about it and let's talk a little more about religion.

    Out of the kindness of my heart, I gave her a nice tip because I thought she was genuinely sweet but it was a big mistake to act on impulse. Well, sometimes you need a couple of shots to the head to knock some sense into you.

    Have any of you had any impulse hobby attacks that left you kicking yourself?


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    Smile Kellie Everts

    Looks like Kellie Everts has a disciple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eastender
    Looks like Kellie Everts has a disciple.

    Now she can convert me into a Born Again Christian!

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    GG, you should rent "Samaria" (aka "Samaritan Girl") by South Korean director Kim Ki-duk.

    Jae-yeong (Min-jeong Seo) tells her classmate and best friend Yeo-jin (Ji-min Kwak) the tale of an Indian prostitute named Vasumitra whose clients, as the curious legend goes, became devout Buddhists after their sexual encounter with her. It is an innocuous topic of conversation that takes on an inherently disagreeable tone within the context of their troubling activity, as the demure Yeo-jin helps the more uninhibited Jae-yeong apply make-up in preparation for a rendezvous with an older client, a transactional “date” arranged by Yeo-jin on her friend's behalf (albeit using her own name) through an online chat. The fanciful Jae-yeong interprets the anecdotal spiritual awakening as a testament to Vasumitra's feminine prowess, and it is this naive belief in sexuality's nurturing, revelatory potential that seems to embolden Jae-yeong into following through with their sordid enterprise. Determined to reach their superficial goal of earning enough money to be able to travel to Europe, and seemingly obsessed with the mythical prostitute's powers of transfiguration, Jae-yeong exhibits a fearlessness (or perhaps, wanton disregard) of consequence that, one afternoon, in the presence of her trusted lookout Yeo-jin, will lead to an irrational and tragic leap of faith.

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    That was an angel sent by God. He's asking you to stop hobbying. You are the chosen one.


    A sucker is born every NY minute.

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    late night buzz

    I've been meaning to post for some time when I came across this thread. It reminded me of my first time. Not just with an escort, but rather ever. All I have to say for now is that things didn't turn out quite as I had hoped.
    Anyways, I'll write the whole story in detail at a later time. Right now I have to do some research. but briefly - resist your impulses, especially if it's 11:00 at night, you're a bit drunk, and the only numbers you have are from the back of the Mirror.

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    Surefire cure

    I can't imagine living there year round. I would surely go broke seeing my HDH ATF. It would start off at once a week but then once a week wouldn't be enough and I would have to see her twice, then every other day and before you know it I would have spent $100,000 on her and have to start liquidating my assets to keep seeing her. I'd be broke within two years and be in danger of having to mortgage my house. Solution, don't live near Montreal, visit a couple times a year. Tell your friends to slap you really hard if you start talking about moving there.
    "I can picture every move that a man could make
    getting lost in her loving is your first mistake

    Sometimes I think its a sin
    When I feel like I'm winning when I'm losing again"

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    Working rage-aholic
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    a rocky planet with one moon
    Quote Originally Posted by Daringly
    Honest abe
    I could not agree with you more on the subject of living in montreal. I have often thought how nice it would be but, i love spending time with the beautiful young women that montreal is full off and it would be a drain on the pocket book. I think in some ways a person is better off visiting it 2 to 4 times a year and leaving it at that. I am in montreal about 12 to 15 days a year and it is hard to believe what i spend in that short time. Oh well we can't take it with us.
    So I'm not the only one? Too bad I'm a relatively short drive away. I'll have to move south. Maybe to Provincetown, Ma. That'll cure me. One week of being hit on my men and I'll never want to have sex again.
    Last edited by btyger; 03-27-2006 at 05:01 AM.
    Why are homely people discriminated against...we're the majority

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    Smile That was Kellie

    Quote Originally Posted by Dee
    In 1977 or 1978 there was a stripper in Montreal who I saw who stripped for God.

    God does indeed act in mysterious ways. Maybe I'll have to reexamine my scepticism with respect to the concept of the second cumming.
    Kellie Everts used to visit Montreal 1 - 2 times a year in the late 1970's early 1980's.Seeing or meeting her was a unique experience.

    There was a local feature for Soeur Demon who had a slightly different
    approach to religion.

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