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    Cool Carlos - The Harem Montreal

    Now.. here is a new one for you guys.. I am going to do a review on Carlos.. no.. i am not gay (Not that anything is wrong with that... ).. Nor Carlos is in the direct SP business.. but this guy has been SO nice to me to setup this date for me that i have to do a review.. so here it goes..

    first of all, this guy is the nicest guy you can imagine, he found out it was my B-Day week.. and he arranged for everything.. the ladies.. the time.. he even answered my stupid questions about local hotels.. dos and Don'ts..etc so truely a nice guy

    secondly.. he booked two of his top girls for me, two days in advance without anything other than a verbal comittment..

    Third.. he delived on time as promised..

    i can go on and on.. but I tell you this. if Carlos moves his shop out to the states.. he will make a whole bunch of guys like me happy and run a whole bunch of agencies down here out of business

    By the way.. i got to tell you guys this.. Carlos has the voice that every man dreams about .. nice voice with a french accent.. if i had that .. i would be walking in the streets in NY and talking to every woman on the street.. and they would jump into bed with me. just for the voice

    Carlos.. you U D' Man.. thank you for setting this whole thing up.. and sorry for putting a review on you.. but hey.. you know us guys.. we rate everything.. and you are 10 as an agency owner..

    a big thank you..

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    Wow, that was unprecedented gayness on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Board Stiff
    Wow, that was unprecedented gayness on this board.
    That was gay alright, poor Carlos.

    PS : it was a bit too much from alan
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    Quote Originally Posted by alan724
    Now.. here is a new one for you guys.. I am going to do a review on Carlos.. no.. i am not gay (Not that anything is wrong with that... ).. Nor Carlos is in the direct SP business.. but this guy has been SO nice to me to setup this date for me that i have to do a review.. so here it goes..

    first of all, this guy is the nicest guy you can imagine, he found out it was my B-Day week.. and he arranged for everything.. the ladies.. the time.. he even answered my stupid questions about local hotels.. dos and Don'ts..etc so truely a nice guy

    secondly.. he booked two of his top girls for me, two days in advance without anything other than a verbal comittment..

    Third.. he delived on time as promised..


    i can go on and on.. but I tell you this. if Carlos moves his shop out to the states.. he will make a whole bunch of guys like me happy and run a whole bunch of agencies down here out of business

    By the way.. i got to tell you guys this.. Carlos has the voice that every man dreams about .. nice voice with a french accent.. if i had that .. i would be walking in the streets in NY and talking to every woman on the street.. and they would jump into bed with me. just for the voice

    Carlos.. you U D' Man.. thank you for setting this whole thing up.. and sorry for putting a review on you.. but hey.. you know us guys.. we rate everything.. and you are 10 as an agency owner..

    a big thank you..
    Hahahahahahaha Thank you Alan, very nice and funny review and let me tell you it's always a pleasure to serve customers like ours
    THE HAREM MONTREAL
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    Talking are we a bit nervous about our manhood?

    Quote Originally Posted by theharem_montreal
    Hahahahahahaha Thank you Alan, very nice and funny review and let me tell you it's always a pleasure to serve customers like ours
    oh wow. .i would have never thought ..Crywolf and Stiff.. are you two the type that is worried about taking a shower in the gym when other guys are naked? or are you worried that if you wear a tight jeans (That is if you could fit in one).. guys would check out your butt..

    I thought down in US we were sensitive about that sort of thing.. it is sad that you think saying some nice comment about Carlos is gay..

    but again i have seen such behavior before in my life, it is usualy those who have a little .....

    ofcourse i am messing with you two.. (not messing as i like to get into your pants from behind type.. just want to clarify that in case you don't undrestand english well enough..) but anytime you like to measure your manhood against mine, let me know.. (or is that too gay too?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by alan724
    ofcourse i am messing with you two.. (not messing as i like to get into your pants from behind type.. but anytime you like to measure your manhood against mine, let me know.. (or is that too gay too?)
    Wow, Alan, that was really gay...

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    Alan, after reading your posts, I am homophobic...now. I'm also wondering if you're a shill.
    Why are homely people discriminated against...we're the majority

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daringly
    I don't think there is any doubt that he is a shill.
    funny.. funny Canadians.. a real man down south would say.. i am man enough to pull it out and compare.. but up here in Canada i guess men.. say. (with low girly voice..) .. "you are so shill" one must wonder

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    Alan, I'm not Canadian and you don't want a comparison.
    If you're not a shill, you'd do just as well to leave this alone. Post some other reviews at a future date. Talk about something else. That's the only way to prove you're not.

    Best wishes, Bengaltyger
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    A) I am a New Yorker
    B) Gay is a synonym for Shill, no?

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    Cool Funny.. Funny..

    Quote Originally Posted by Daringly
    How do you know if i am a canadian. How do i know you are a real man. You seem a little gay to me.(not that there is anything a matter with that)
    wow.. touchie aren't we today" a New Yorker.. a Shill .. perhaps i should have said i would take a 2x4 and give you a good oldfashion american, Rodney King kind of a beating.. would that be a Shill? or is that a Shill Bashing?

    thank god for this web stuff imagine if we were at a bar (not a gay bar.. a regular bar ) and started this conversation.. it would have made it a hell of a bar fight..

    hey fellows.. shill or not shill i am having fun with you.. enjoy your day..

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    Great minds need to know....

    what the hell is a Shill anyways.. .. i hate to beat a crap out of guy if calls me Shill and then find out it meant something else

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    Quote Originally Posted by alan724
    what the hell is a Shill anyways.. .. i hate to beat a crap out of guy if calls me Shill and then find out it meant something else
    Well, it that case we'll just call you pussy whipped and get it over with

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    Quote Originally Posted by Myids
    Shill: Honest, forthcoming, intelligent, smooth, smart, neat, fit, not afraid to wear pastel, polite, flirty, buff…not that there’s anything wrong with being buff…
    That description suits you perfectly ... like a pastel tutu, alan
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