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    What do you tell your neighbour of your SP habits?

    I have a neighbour who has no life and likes to know everybody elses buisiness. Unfortunately he has noticed young good looking girls coming in and out of my place. He even mentioned to me once about the SPs that I call which I denied! I just told him they were girls I knew from work.

    So how do you guys get your neighbour out of your business?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon View Post
    I have a neighbour who has no life and likes to know everybody elses buisiness. Unfortunately he has noticed young good looking girls coming in and out of my place. He even mentioned to me once about the SPs that I call which I denied! I just told him they were girls I knew from work.

    So how do you guys get your neighbour out of your business?
    Tell him that the office parties are really fun.

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    I do outcall at hotels or I visit brothels when I travel. I don't volunteer any information to anyone. When someone says something about Sp's I act surprised. I feign ignorance. As a rule, I do not broadcast my business beyond boards such as these. Nothing good can come it. On rare occasions in the past I have visited bars where sex acts are performed with co-workers. I pretended like it was the first time or something like this. I did not let on that I frequent prostitutes. This is a losing proposition. If you are with co-workers and you want to hobby best to wait untill they go in for the night.



    You have nothing to gain by telling your co-workers, friends, or neighbors about this hobby. This is not a PC activity. If you travel to place like Montreal on business or for pleasure do not brag about this to a soul. This is what this board is for. It will not help you and can potentially ruin your career. SP's to us mongers = fun and excitement. SP's to the general population = exploited woman, forced servitude, under age sex workers, trafficing. Mums the word. Instead, talk about how hard you worked, how lonely you are, how tired you are, how you miss your own bed....etc. Talk about how the food does not agree with your stomach, how dangerous it is. N-e-v-e-r take your SO to a hobby destination either. It is too dangerous, you'll hate it, you'll become ill from the water etc.
    Last edited by hungry101; 03-22-2011 at 09:40 PM. Reason: to clarify a point

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon View Post
    I have a neighbour who has no life and likes to know everybody elses buisiness. Unfortunately he has noticed young good looking girls coming in and out of my place. He even mentioned to me once about the SPs that I call which I denied! I just told him they were girls I knew from work.

    So how do you guys get your neighbour out of your business?
    http://www.amazon.com/HAUNTED-HOUSE-...0678672&sr=8-1

    Open slightly you're windows and let it run but not too loud...
    Be sure to add some of your own to make it real and be sure to do some faint gargle...

    You'de be amazed how he will recognize your voice even in a scream !

    Or you fight fire with fire and start asking him all sorts of questions about his life... specially stupid retarded ones like :
    Do you like sucking the rubber of binoculars ?
    Do you put any blueberries in your undershorts at night ?
    Do you eat while masturbating ?

    Yu know... some disturbed and creepy questions

    Or... here's no.6 advice on ways of getting rid of a nosy one !

    File a Complaint
    Invasion of privacy is a very serious offense, and is considered a crime in many cities or communities. Your nosy neighbor may be a stalker, a possible thief, or a voyeur. It's bad enough that you have to put up with your neighbor's nosiness, but you may not really know the real motive of your seemingly nice neighbor. He or she may plan to steal some of your household items, deface your property, or harm your family members.

    You can file a complaint with the sheriff's office or the local police and tell them that your neighbor's behavior is bothering you. They would respond to the situation immediately, and may even arrest your neighbor if the situation calls for it. You can also go to your family lawyer, and weigh your options to file a restraining order from the court.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon View Post
    ...So how do you guys get your neighbour out of your business?
    My closest neighbor is about a half mile away. If I had to, I'd have to tell him to mind his own fucking business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon View Post
    ... So how do you guys get your neighbour out of your business?
    You take a page from a 5yo's or Clemens/Bonds book... deny everything they hint at. Couriers, Admins drop-offs, ur an office recruiter for temps, ur an amateur photographer, etc.

    I've got a neighbour who calls for service at home, it's really obvious especially when the SP knocks on my door and I have to say "Uhm, sorry I'm not ___________! He lives over there." I've heard my neighbour tell others that he's a professor and he's holding tutorial sessions. LOL

    Just deny - deny - deny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sweetwater View Post
    My closest neighbor is about a half mile away. If I had to, I'd have to tell him to mind his own fucking business.
    Sweetwater
    u live on a farm?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDon View Post
    I have a neighbour who has no life and likes to know everybody elses buisiness.
    Maybe invite him over for a session ? This way he'd get a life!! lol!

    Seriously: deny. Not too vehemently, but calmly and simply matter of fact. Don't get into details-- it would mean you remember too well who this was. Just look casual about it, it's the best thing. If you know too well who he is talking about, it's more "suspicious". After all, should you remember each and every person who comes to knock at your door?? You're a social person! Let HIM provide you with details of his observations! It'll show how much he is spying on you-- then you can return the questions/ accusations to him: "So you're spying on me?? Do you know this is illegal?" Or... If he is specific about one ("the redhead with the black f*** me boots last wednesday") then you can say, "oh! Nathalie, my cousin/ cousin's daughter!!" and maybe throw in a little intimidation of your own: "I hope you're not fantasizing on her, you pervert, she's my cousin!!"

    Depending on your age (or apparent age), some may be your cousin, your cousin's daughter, an office temp/worker bringing in some papers from work, a girl you met at a bar, etc. For each one you "remember", you can have a slightly different story. Or say it's the same one-- after all, they often come in the same cars.

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    I don't mix a lot with my neighbors and rarely hobby at home. A couple that lives about a block away knows what I do and I think she's kinda curious about it.....LOL. My family, friends & most business associates know. My doctor just says "Use a Condom". It's more about what you think about yourself than what others think. You'd be surprised how others react when you get rid of your own Victorian beliefs on the subject. I have a couple of married couples in England. When I went over, the men were totally in awe and actually bowed on their knees and said "Oh great one!!"....LOL. They were totally envious of me.

    I was "dating" an SP back in 05 or 06. Attractive Blond from Laval. She would sun herself on the lounge by the lake and kiss me in the driveway. I had a good laugh to myself about what the neighbors were thinking seeing a 26 year old kissing me in the driveway....LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovemaker View Post
    u live on a farm?
    Nope. It's an exclusive gated community in.... Mind your own fucking business.
    Quote Originally Posted by 10-4Roger View Post
    So was Robert Pickton. :-(
    Pickton doesn't live on a farm anymore. His closest neighbor should be about half of a foot away.
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    "Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?": Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear" (1991)
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    Hey Don -- change the subject. Or tell him you're a tutor.

    I like Hungry 101's suggestions and techiques.

    It's too bad most people associate Montreal with Hobbyland. There is so much more to Montreal. McGill University, for one. The local food is excellent. I generally stay at 3 to 4 star hotels and they are always packed with people (men and women) attending various conferences (medical, biotech, finance, etc.) in the hotels. Most of the attendees tend to be from the States. But, like Hungry 101 suggested why prolong the conversation longer than absolutely necessary.

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    Tell you neighbour that you are a sex surrogate and you are offering intructional therapy to the young girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zatara View Post
    Tell you neighbour that you are a sex surrogate and you are offering intructional therapy to the young girls.
    Tant qu'a ca... buy one of these and show it to your nosy one...
    http://www.amazon.com/Human-Sexual-I...0891836&sr=8-1

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    I don't like the idea of having nosy neighbors start asking questions. That's why I usually rent a room. I'm seriously considering renting an appartment to indulge in my favorite activity though...

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    Lightbulb Web site!!!

    Tell him you opened a web site to instruct younger girls the art of blow-jobs .

    The site could be like ((( www.pipes.gouv.qc.ca)))

    Then you could get money back (there is probably a goverment insentive for that there is for everything else.

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