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    Angry service

    I have tried a couple of different escorts
    they usually have great reviews
    when t he ladies usually arrive never they never perform like they are described
    maybe its me
    then again people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt

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    I use at least 100 escort in my life and I got bad service only 3 times
    one was drunk and the other 2 were tired (late apointement).
    When I choose an escort I reed a lot of review and take great attention on details.
    I also take 2 hours apointment or longer,no rush for me and got time to explain what I want and expect from her.
    I always bring white and red wine and some fruits/fine cheese.
    And I dont look like Brad Pitt!!!!!
    Maybe you do something wrong or only take late/night apointment or just not lucky.

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    ... who says people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt ... I use escort and I am not ugly ! ... only married with a girl that do not like sex ! (we say in french that it is better to laught than to cry about it!)

    ... maybe the problem is actually your attitude, but not ur attitude with the girl, but with yourself ! ... Be proud of who you are. Girls don't wanna fuck with a guy that seems to think himself that he is not enought good for her... they want to be fucked by a gentle and smart guy, with respect, and a guy that is happy to see her, shows it by smiling, and who is confident.

    There is no needs for wine, cheese etc...especially with a girl that it is the first time u meet... they are SP... damn... lol Guys... you pay enought for all this... enjoy ! ;o) I would say, the second, the third time maybe, bring the whole stuff... wine , cheese, etc if u want to show ur appreciation... but the first try... you need to at least seems to make the statement : "Hey... let's see what you have for me !" ... and not : "Let's see what I could do to make this hour as relax as possible for you !"

    well... that is my opinion...
    ...And as said marcetsam... read the reviews...

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    Quote Originally Posted by antoinne View Post
    ... maybe the problem is actually your attitude, but not ur attitude with the girl, but with yourself ! ... Be proud of who you are. Girls don't wanna fuck with a guy that seems to think himself that he is not enought good for her... they want to be fucked by a gentle and smart guy, with respect, and a guy that is happy to see her, shows it by smiling, and who is confident.
    And if I had those attributes, I wouldn't need to use escorts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet View Post
    And if I had those attributes, I wouldn't need to use escorts
    If you don't show at least respect, you'll never get a good service. Ever.
    You'll get a fuck, but not much else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxime Cormier View Post
    If you don't show at least respect, you'll never get a good service. Ever.
    You'll get a fuck, but not much else.
    I'm not talking about the respect part, but about the smart and confident part.
    Since I believe, being smart and confident is the most important thing to attract females (after appearance)...

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    Yes there are many Brad Pitt types that call escorts too. Stoneeca I don't know you, don't take this personal, This is meant to be general reference.

    To get the best out of your appointment...

    #1) I can not stress enough... Shower shower shower. There is nothing worse then meeting someone who doesn't (or doesn't know how) to wash ALL his parts properly. thinking that he showered 2 hours ago , so that will do.

    #2) Obviously be respectfulectful

    #3) Do not haggle her prices on the phone or in person. If you do not like the rates walk away! Haggling tells her she is not worth the rate she's asking for, and most SP's do not like it.

    Good luck
    Last edited by valarie_curves; 08-05-2011 at 02:19 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stoneeca View Post
    then again people that use escorts dont look like brad pitt
    Some are closer than others. Usually the YMMV factor with escorts is triggered by cleanliness and hygiene issues. You are making the mistaken assumption that an escort will give better service to the better looking guys. This is usually a mistaken assumption. Usually what tips YMMV factors in one's favor is gentlemanly behavior and good hygiene, although a well groomed and/or pleasant physical appearance certainly does not hurt.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jet View Post
    Since I believe, being smart and confident is the most important thing to attract females (after appearance)...
    Definitely, but in the case of escorts this needs to be coupled with gentlemanly and polite behavior and good hygiene.
    Last edited by EagerBeaver; 08-05-2011 at 02:27 PM.

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    I have gotten excellent service from many of the girls the loud complainers have bitched about. I'm like Brad Pitt with an extra 100 lbs of flab + 10 yrs older.

    The fact that I act like an excited 5 yr old on Christmas morning with *all* girls I get to unwrap might have something to do with it. I treat them all with respect. I ahave yet to have one that needs a shower - that would be a plus, as I would beg to clean her myself.

    Perhaps you should try incalls for a change. I have yet to find one that sucks only in service.
    ...larger than ever
    ...but divorce had me lose weight...I can see the tip now!

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    #1) I can not stress enough... Shower shower shower. There is nothing worse then meeting someone who doesn't (or doesn't know how) to wash ALL his parts properly. thinking that he showered 2 hours ago , so that will do.

    this is the most important factor for YMMV

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    I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt!

    Seriously, is he that handsome?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily-Rose View Post
    I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt!

    Seriously, is he that handsome?
    I find George Clooney much more handsome than Mr. Jolie.

    I agree with you. He's not THAT handsome. You want handsome? Robert Redford when he was younger, and the late Paul Newman. A younger Clint Eastwood was what a handsome man really is all about. Even Steve McQueen.

    Heck, i even find Ben Affleck & Ryan Reynolds more handsome!
    Last edited by Doc Holliday; 08-07-2011 at 01:31 AM.

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    Completely agree with your choices

    No doubt about it, Paul Newman was a beautiful man. A class act!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lily-Rose View Post
    Completely agree with your choices

    No doubt about it, Paul Newman was a beautiful man. A class act!
    Yes indeed. I think that even a straight man might have found it difficult to resist those beautiful blue eyes had he met him in person. I watched "The Torn Curtain" a few weeks ago & thought to myself: "My God! What a handsome man he was!"

    I'll add another name to my list: Tom Selleck. Both the younger 'Thomas Magnum" version & the more mature "Jesse Stone" version.

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    Most women I know in the states go crazy over Johnny Depp ... he's handsome for sure but seems a bit effeminate and strange to me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lily-Rose View Post
    I'm so tired of hearing about Brad Pitt!

    Seriously, is he that handsome?
    That bass player's a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.

    ... Wayne's World

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