Do you have hobbying rules ?

[BookerL]

Hello all


Everyone has different comfort levels and taste ,but do you follow rules for finding a gem or you folllow your six sense ?:lol:

Some tradition might be funny ?


Never meet a blond after a full moon ?:lol::lol::lol:


Cheers




Booker

 

[johnybird]

Here are my 'rules' for a lack of a better word:

• I'm usually reluctant to book if there hasn't been any reviews on the lovely lady, I should really TOFTT to give back to my fellow MERBites though.

• I have learned (the hard way) to read between the lines of some reviews where they will leave out certain subtle details. I realized there was a reason for that.

• Although this isn't always a decision maker but reading what the SP's has posted gives me a glimpse into their personalities and it makes for a more comfortable meeting, so it has tipped the scales in their favour sometimes

• Age (I won't go for someone very young), Weight, Breast size, Hair Color, Price does not really make a difference in my decisions and sometimes I do go with my gut feeling

• Not that I see a ton of women but I have developed a pattern so far where every second lady I see will be a repeat

• It seems like i'm an Indy kind of of guy as well

• For somebody I meet for the first time I will usually book 1-1.5 hours and for repeats it would be 2 hours or more

• Again learned the hard way, I will only do an outcall with someone I have seen before.

 

[hungry101]

I have a hygiene routine that starts a few days prior to going on campaign. I have a hygiene routine for each date - before and after.
I always sit down with the girls and talk for a few minutes before the session starts in earnest. I try to get to know the girl. I usually pour her a glass of red wine and just try to make her feel comfortable before we start.

For the girls:
1. Have fun
2. Must wear high heels
3. Heels stay on till the shower

Rules in the USA. No Backpage girls. No girls without reviews and a website.

Rules for Brazil and FKK land or any place where you find a brothel - Avoid all aggressive girls. I choose the girls. They do not choose me.

 

[anon_vlad]

I don't find corpulent women attractive. Therefore, I only book if I can see a picture of the SP's abs and those abs have some definition. Obviously, I can still get fooled by old pictures and Photoshop, but I find that most agencies simply display pictures from angles which don't reveal the abs or with them covered.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Not a lot, but...

1. Generally, I don't book girls under 23-24, with a recent exception (repeatedly) for Isabella. While there are some natural talents, sex is an acquired skill.
2. She comes first. A gentleman always makes sure the lady has the first orgasm.

 

[eisfire]

No back-to-back visits (i.e. must see another girl before seeing the same girl) to minimize "attachment"

 

[CLOUD 500]

1. I never bother with girls with fake breasts. Must be natural... Small or saggy or large so long as they are natural. Cannot stand that grapefruit look and they feel awful.
2. If I book any SP or stripper for motel sessions she must be okay to DFK. No DFK = No booking. I know this is YMMV but that is what I like about dealing with strippers I deal with them directly so can discuss their restrictions
3. She must got that hourglass figure... Thick or thin tall or short but her proportions should be small waist wide hips round booty with the s-curve. I do not like straight girls at all like the ones whose hips and waist is the same width. No flat ass also. And I do not like women with a pot belly and/or bulky women.

 

[patrickcun]

--Je ne rencontre pas de filles qui travaille beaucoup (genre 5-6 jours par semaine/8 heures par jour)
--je regarde les filles de ma liste pendant quelques semaines pour voir si elle ne travaille pas trop
--Je booke une fille que lorsqu'elle revient d'un congé, de préférence le premier de la journée
--GFE obligatoire, les filles qui offre CIM sont au top de ma liste, ensuite GREEK, les filles qui n'offre aucun de ces services sont à la fin de ma liste (même une star comme Polly est à la fin de ma liste à cause de ça)
--je déroge des fois mais pas souvent

 

[BookerL]

Hello all

One of my rules in out calls is a room with a jacuzzi !
Bring waterproof toys cuz the ladies are waterproof :lol:
Underwater fun



Cheers




Booker

 

[BookerL]

Oh and another Booker rule

The lady always cums first
second
third
Its a cumfest !
After she can gag as much as she wants on my cone en enjoy extracting the nectar !:lol:




Cheers



Booker

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Not a lot, but...

1. Generally, I don't book girls under 23-24, with a recent exception (repeatedly) for Isabella. While there are some natural talents, sex is an acquired skill.
2. She comes first. A gentleman always makes sure the lady has the first orgasm.

3. Let me add one more, having read the others, NO MANUFACTURED PARTS. I'd rather a girl smell like a Cuban cigar factory and have AAs than BBs (Bogus Boobs.)

4. No CBJ. I'd prefer NBJ to CBJ. If a girl doesn't offer BBBJ, I tell her to just skip the oral part of the festivities. I just don't derive any pleasure from it.

 

[BookerL]

ma copine est un peu dedaigneuse de penser que la fille viens juste de se taper un gars avant elle.

Salut Lou
J'ai quelque anecdote croustillante a cette effet soi recevoir la demoiselle a la fin du cycle de travaille de l'hôtesse.

J'ai prebooker un duo pour quelques heures avec les deux phénomènes de MTLGFE ,Daryn et Jasmine
J,avais déjà rencontrer Daryn a quelque reprise ,en entrant dans ma chambre d'hôtel avec Jasmine quel m'introduit elle me dit je viens de m'en taper 3 mes j'ai garder le meilleur pour la fin .Il est tres difficile pour une demoiselle de cacher a un ex Booker ce qu'elle vient de faire donc le party fut des plus mémorable .
J'ai toujours du lubrifiant a saveur afin d'éviter de gouter le caoutchouc!:lol:Une autre regles

Une autre demoiselle que je vois régulièrement soi 3 a 4 fois semaine elle travaille pour une agence compétitrice mes je suis régulièrement son chauffeur ,je la rencontre sur la fin de ma nuit ,je croise son booker elle est a bord ,elle me tire la langue ,le signal pour je veu que tu me mange !:lol:
Donc elle vient chez moi et elle me dit AH j'ai 6 pénis qui son entre la ce soir ,la j'ai le gout d'avoir des orgasme !Hummmm
Pas facile la vie de booker :lol::lol::lol:


Au Plaisir




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[johnybird]

Pas facile la vie de booker

Perfect title for your Autobiography and/or Documentary :thumb:

 

[BookerL]

Perfect title for your Autobiography and/or Documentary :thumb:

Who's interested in sex lies and money
And gorgeous young ladies ?:lol::lol:



Cheers


Booker

 

[johnybird]

Who's interested in sex lies and money
And gorgeous young ladies ?:lol::lol:



Cheers


Booker

Write it and we'll make an iBook out of it, no need to spend all that money publishing it on paper. :thumb:

"PAS FACILE LA VIE DE BOOKER"
Legendary short stories of a real life Booker
(title is a work in progress)

 

[Merlot]

Hmmm,

Both parties are to present themselves clean, well dressed, and full of positive energy.

Refreshments and comfortable conversation to set the mood.

Either party may start the physical portion of the entertainment whenever the mood moves him or her, and the other party shows acceptance by joining in.

Both parties can expect to be in various state of being naked, eventually.

Condom packages should be open and at the ready.

Sex may happen anywhere you want it to, not just on the bed.

CREATIVITY is eagerly encouraged (no sharp or invasive instruments...s'il vous plait).

Dirty talk and other naughty behavior...hmmm...try it and see. :eyebrows:

She may bring an equally hot friend (or two or three) if she wishes...I promise to be very cooperative.

Both parties involved SHALL have fun.

"PAS FACILE LA VIE DE BOOKER"

Sub-title: The Agony and Ecstasy of Trimming a Very Tall Tree.

ummmmmm,

Merlot

 

[BookerL]

Both parties involved SHALL have fun.

Indeed ! , with our abilities !

Sub-title: The Agony and Ecstasy of Trimming a Very Tall Tree.

ummmmmm,

Merlot

Its even worst when the tree has many branches ! Oufffffff

"PAS FACILE LA VIE DE BOOKER"
Legendary short stories of a real life Booker
(title is a work in progress)

Cheers




Booker

 

[themonk83]

i guess i have some:

DFK is a must. i'm ok with safe GFE as long as dfk is there. if its only lfk, i'll pass
passionate or at least, enjoys it very much. someone who goes through the motion or is just a warm body to fuck, it does nothing to me.
charming, friendly and doesn't make it looks like a transaction. someone who's all business, it makes me feel bad..

the first 2 are what i look for before booking someone. 3rd is only after seeing them that i can determine if i'll repeat or not

and of course, always do my best to give her an orgasm or multiple ones throughout our time. i won't be satisfied until i see her have one. well, technically 2 but i'm ok with 1 with the time constraint and all

 

[BookerL]

One new rule !
Never book a SP that is texting while in doggy !
Or watching TV !

Cheers


Booker

 

[rollingstone]

I have some rules for myself, and a few dealbreakers.

1. If I get a last minute cancellation and she sends her friend, or if an Agency cancels and offers an alternative, I always reject and call someone else. All last minute cancellations are due to a more "important" client being given priority and I will not reward that by seeing her friend or someone else the Agency arbitrarily picks for me. My assumptions may not be necessarily true, but they are my assumptions to make.
2. I do not see anyone who is not fully shaven. I go through the trouble to groom myself and I do not spend time with women who have little 'strips', 'runways'...etc. There are top rated women that I passed on meeting because of this.
3. Never buy gifts or tip. I take advantage of extras all the time (e.g. extra for CIM) but that for me is different from tipping since I know beforehand that it was not included in the base rate.
4. Never book an SP that advertises squirting or has squirting mentioned in her reviews. I have experienced this with 2 SPs so I know exactly what I am missing out on.
5. Never book an SP that advertises or has been reviewed to provide rimming - I cancelled this rule after I experienced this for the first time last year. I had no idea what I was missing out on.
6. Never book anyone from FKS - I cancelled this rule last year as the pool of available HDH's in Montreal has shrunk.
7. Never believe anything an SP says, especially if it is complimentary. Don't get me wrong, I suspend disbelief (like when watching a movie) during the session and allow myself to have a good time, but I don't let it get to my head afterwards.

Finally, with the advent of C-36 several SPs (particularly HDH indies in Toronto) made their entire websites password protected. My new rule for 2015 is to never contact an SP that requires personal information/verification just to see her website. Seeing a few blurred pictures, rate information and miscellaneous crap should not be worth my employment info.