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Do you have hobbying rules ?

Passionné

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Lots of rules.

First rule is self-preservation. Never give out personal info to anyone.

Second rule, be good to the ladies. We are in this together to have fun.

Third rule, no matter what may go wrong solve it quickly with as few complications as possible...if any.
 

BookerL

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2. Three encounters max. I realize that once the girl gets comfortable with you or vice versa bullshit rears its ugly head.
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I tend to agree with you, girls when they see a client to often have a tendency of taking for granted ,and calling him my client .
I have seen cat fights over clients dispute between girls





Cheers





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Numerati

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Oh #7. Don't ever become some white knight. That is the most moronic thing to be in this hobby. Really?

#8. Never get into some quasi-relationship like situation with any SP no matter how smitten you are with her. It is all very one sided. Enjoy my time with her and once she is out that door and the session is over. It's over. If she gives me her contact info and her real name see it as a compliment but I will more than likely throw the number away. If it is an indie and she contacts me out of the blue to see how I am doing it is because she needs $$$.
 

Numerati

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I tend to agree with you, girls when they see a client to often have a tendency of taking for granted ,and calling him my client .
I have seen cat fights over clients dispute between girls





Cheers





Booker

At least someone is able to see the light amid all that haze. There is still hope yet.

That is one of those shit moments. When you see two girls and they know each other and they go on some female competitive crap and you are pulled into it. Once I realize that I am gone like the wind. That is why I like my limited encounter scenario. I pay. I play. I move on!
 

SylvainP

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2. Three encounters max. I realize that once the girl gets comfortable with you or vice versa bullshit rears its ugly head.

If the chemestry is good, she can propose you something different and interesting, or you can ask her for something more: that does not mean she will accept, the respect shall always be there, between her and me.
 

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I always cringe when an SP asks to use the toilet before starting an appointment. Unless she uses a Baby Wipe or otherwise manages to clean herself very thoroughly, there is a chance of an unpleasant odor spoiling DATY.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Luffa's remove cooties of any kind and using the drying towel as kind of like a belt sander with a back and forth motion should leave one with a superbly clean crotch area, hope for black or dark brown towls, if the area is carpeted you could do the dog type ass drag across the floor just to make sure. Cleanliness is a must, do not fart or you will have to start over.
 

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Sorry to hear that this advice needs to be given. In my experience the ladies have always been very clean and before an encounter I also always carefully scrub down. I even use high end cologne, brush teeth and make a point of being very well dressed. Anything less would be disrespectful IMO.
 

chowzilla

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Are you fucking serious? I am disgusted knowing there are guys who are lazy enough to try to "fake" shower or do a poor job cleaning themselves. Like why? don't you personally like to be clean? well cleaned? Don't you want your girl to enjoy your situation down there?

This is utterly nasty. Some people need to learn what good hygiene looks like.

I once saw an SP who I was eager to do DATY with but once I got close, I was stopped by barrier of smell. I quickly switched to digits. Women need to respect this as well, but seems to be a less common issue. I can only imagine how girls must feel when they encounter this problem. I am more afraid of the girl not liking me and getting a bad service than me not liking her.
 

cloudsurf

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I love it when a girl rides her bike over to my place and smells of motor oil.
I also love it when a woman comes over after 3 hours of hot yoga and is all sweaty and flushed.
 

chowzilla

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I love it when a girl rides her bike over to my place and smells of motor oil.
I also love it when a woman comes over after 3 hours of hot yoga and is all sweaty and flushed.

I am okay with that... but we are talking about something nastier lol.
 

Halloween Mike

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Personally i shower in the morning before leaving house (as always) and then when im in MTL i shower again at my hotel room roughly 30 min before the appointement. I usually need a solid 15 to 20 minutes to take that nice long shower to make sure everything is alright. Et sa inclus un lavage en profondeur de la craque de fesse :p When im done shower i gently brush my teeth and when i think about it, but i do forget sometimes, i put some mouthwash into a small recipient before leaving home than i use there. I think its a mandatory thing to be fresh and clean.

Now when it comes to faking shower i supose this comes from incall... Well im guessing lots of guys that use incall probably live in the area, so im sure lots of them take a longer shower before leaving home. I will admit myself the first time i saw a MTL sp (wich was visiting my town) in 2009, i had took my shower home, my friend gave me a ride to the hotel there so once i was there i only did a freshen up. Thats all she asked anyway but i was already pretty clean arriving there. Funny thing is when she called to confirm the hotel room, back then not having a cell so using home phone, its my roomate who answered and i had tell him to just take the number if she called when i was in shower. But she refused to tell him and said she would call back in a few minutes, wich she did i supose for privacy reasons. So she knew i was taking a shower.

But yeah to defend some dudes maybe im sure lots of them shower before and just do a freshen up when getting there, to make sure to not waste too much time. Thats part of the reasons why i love outcall. When i get out of shower im wet, and im not confortable. Im the kind of guy that when i shower at home, i always get out of shower, stay in underwear to dry up and either go on the internet or xbox for 10-15 mins, and then put my cloathes after. But in incall you try to waste as little time as possible obviously.Outcall gives me that 10 min extra to do just that.

In any case i would feel pretty ashame if an SP would smell piss or shit or even worst see "pieces" of it ... Beurk.

The worst that ever happen to me was i had to take a shit 50 mins before appointement time, so well before shower, but i was fearing so much the smell would still be there when she arrive, i closed the bathroom door and let the fan run during all the time.

I don't understand how anybody could have a shit and see an SP without a shower before. Even if you use toilet paper properly.. you never know if you could have miss a spot or whatever... No just no.
 

westwoody

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So how do some SP's get their butt so clean? Do they use those anal bleach wipes?

Seriously I saw one and it looked liked she had never pooped in her life.

One in Winnipeg is notorious for her filth. So it goes both ways.
 
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