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Do you have hobbying rules ?

Handi

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I easily get attached to people so my only rule is to never book an SP two times in a row (i cheated once by immediately repeating with my ATF, 2 months ago, but an act of god made her cancel lol, might have been good thing)
 

hungry101

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I have a hygiene routine that starts a few days prior to going on campaign. I have a hygiene routine for each date - before and after.
I always sit down with the girls and talk for a few minutes before the session starts in earnest. I try to get to know the girl. I usually pour her a glass of red wine and just try to make her feel comfortable before we start.

For the girls:
1. Have fun
2. Must wear high heels
3. Heels stay on till the shower

Rules in the USA. No Backpage girls. No girls without reviews and a website.

Rules for Brazil and FKK land or any place where you find a brothel - Avoid all aggressive girls. I choose the girls. They do not choose me.

I want to augment my list.

Always reward a girl that does a good job with an equally impressive review in as many places as you can. She puts out for you you should put out for her.

If a fellow hobbyist gives you a tip on a girl and wants you not to review her, honor that request. Also, if a girl would like you to withhold a portion of your review honor that request too.
 

wolfie7

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That is an honorable augment #1, hungry. (#2 as well, no doubt.) As an ex-long-time lurker on MERB, I have to admit it's very tempting to keep great secrets for yourself... Certainly, it seems like there are lot of hobbyists in Montreal keeping their reviews internal these days.
 

wolfie7

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One new rule !
Never book a SP that is texting while in doggy !
Or watching TV !

Cheers


Booker

Booker, who the hell did this?!? Curious minds want to know!!

Assuming the victim wasn't you, but was said person's richard so tiny and inconsequential, the SP didn't even notice being penetrated?!?! Maybe when receiving DATY and you feel nothing, you can text... But getting rammed from behind... How do you even operate a touchscreen properly like that?! Tap, tap, tap... BUMP... Tap, tap, tap... BUMP... :p :lol:
 

Handi

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I want to augment my list.

Always reward a girl that does a good job with an equally impressive review in as many places as you can. She puts out for you you should put out for her.

If a fellow hobbyist gives you a tip on a girl and wants you not to review her, honor that request. Also, if a girl would like you to withhold a portion of your review honor that request too.

I agree, I will honorably review every good experiences, but rarely review bad experiences (unless she has been disrepectful), because it could hurt her business a lot! Maybe it's a mistake but anyway thats how i work.
 

wolfie7

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I agree, I will honorably review every good experiences, but rarely review bad experiences (unless she has been disrepectful), because it could hurt her business a lot! Maybe it's a mistake but anyway thats how i work.

Dude, that's totally the point of a review board. It's not a fan board! You owe it to other hobbyists to share the bad experiences, so we can avoid for ourselves.
 

Handi

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Dude, that's totally the point of a review board. It's not a fan board! You owe it to other hobbyists to share the bad experiences, so we can avoid for ourselves.

But most of my bad experiences (havnt had much, im new to this hobby) was just because the women was not my type physically, but taste is different for everyone...
 

wolfie7

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But most of my bad experiences (havnt had much, im new to this hobby) was just because the women was not my type physically, but taste is different for everyone...

Physical stats do not change from one client to another. Services are always YMMV. Measurements are not. Whether we like those measurements, of course - but the reader judges for themselves. If a girl is listed as 5'5" and 110 and she's really 130. Or, her pictures shows no tats, and she's really covered in them. Or there are piercings all over the place. They are real, not perception, and they make a difference.
 

Handi

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Physical stats do not change from one client to another. Services are always YMMV. Measurements are not. Whether we like those measurements, of course - but the reader judges for themselves. If a girl is listed as 5'5" and 110 and she's really 130. Or, her pictures shows no tats, and she's really covered in them. Or there are piercings all over the place. They are real, not perception, and they make a difference.

Stats have always been accurate. I was talking about the faces...
 

blkone

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* I generally try to keep the ladies 24+ I have made exceptions but not often.
* No squirting (if possible). I like squirting when I'm in a relationship ... but for some reason with an SP it's a total turn-off.
* Never get carried away with the fantasy.
* Never see SP's when I'm in a relationship.
 

UNDFTD

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YMMV always. :deadhorse:

If she seems like she would rather be elsewhere, cancel that. :yield:

It's not about busting a nut - you pay her to leave. :amen:

Never put the pussy on a pedestal. :nono:
 

Numerati

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Hmmm.... say an escort goes by the name of ABC and her real name is DEF. After a while when she gets "close" and comfortable with you DEF is going to show and reveal herself. That is when I know I have hit the ultimate with her and have to end things. In this hobby I am here to see and be with ABC and not DEF. If I wanted DEF I wouldn't be in this hobby.
 

wolfie7

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My only rule for this game. No hobbying while in a relationship. Call me puritanical. I've stayed true to this for a long time now, and will continue to abide by it. Everything else is fair game.

If you hobby while in a relationship, I don't judge. It's my rule for myself only. I'm pretty sure my junk wouldn't work from the guilt. My parts barely work from the guilt when I know an SP is in a real relationship!! :D

Only problem is when you go on a bender for a long time... And my current bender will soon enough pass my longest... Maybe these current events will snap me out of it...
 

Halloween Mike

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Just for the fun of it here is my little list as well

1) The most important rule of them all. Never go outside merb.

There is far enough beautifull SPs on merb for me to make a top 10 "must see" so going outside would not only be pointless but risky.

2) ETA is extremely important

Established Time Arrival. I always book in the core of downtown so usually i am not far from the "headquarters" of the agencies, so there shouldn't be any major delay. 10 MINS is alright, 15 at most, past that the agency start to loose points with me. I prefer giving my business to agencies that will be on time and give me better customer services.

3) Sure Value more often than not

With the GTs that have become common and all, i can usually have a first vibe with Sps before meeting them personally. Sometimes its not representative as they may feel either not at ease or completely more at ease in a party setting, but most often than not its a good indicator and at least i know the look will totally please me. Reviews have took a secondary role because of that but there still also a factor i check. I may go with "surprises" sometimes because it add a little spice. But if i do go that route and the meeting is average at best or something, i will usually go for a repeat or a "sure value" for next one.

4) Services

GFE is a must, no "safe gfe" with me. I tend to go more for girls that do CIM in general but i make exeptions sometimes.

5) Look

Altough i have preferences and usually go for Sps with larger breast side, this is not a rule per say, as i made exeptions in the past and will keep doing so. All that matter is that her look really turn me on by the pictures or when i saw her at the party.

6) 220$ base rate only

Altough i may make an exeption for a pornstar, and i have no problem paying an extra for CIM, the base rate must be the current base rate of MTL, wich is at the moment between 200-220$. That mean no 300-350$/H indies or such. Of course any SP can charge what she want, but i see no need for me personally to go outside that 220 price when there is already so many hot girls i have not seen and want to in that price range.

7) The Booker

Yes that part IS important for me. Altough some may say he/she is just the link between you and the SP and not what matter in the end, for me its important that i receive great services from the booker. If i can't "trust" him/her or feel insulted then it will start the whole thing on a bad note. Again why i give "fidelity" to agencies that gives me good services.

I think this cover it all, the rest is pre-meeting rituals and personal little habbits, but those "rules" cover the "before" booking part of it.
 

Thor Jr

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They must showerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please and a big no to extensions, i dont like them for several reasons, first is that i like to be able to run my fingers thru their hair and hold their heads and not feel those clips and all, also the hair, its all over the place for days after. And why do they need extentions, i dont get it, same with fake boobs, i cant stand fake boobs, in all my years, i have only been with 2 girls with fakes, i dont care for them, i like natural, small or big.

Thor Jr
 

Halloween Mike

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Well this is a matter of preference obviously Thor Jr, i personally like big boobs, fake or natural, the most.

As for hair extension, not every girl want to always have long hair to take care of but they can enjoy the beauty of the long flowing hair this way. Its a compromise.
 

Numerati

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There is no such thing as farewell and goodbye in this hobby if the SP is still around. I know many guys would send email or perform other forms of communication to make the ending official. To me this hobby there is no concept of the kind of temporal progression that you would be dealing with as if during a civilian encounter. If I want to end things you just wouldn't hear from me anymore.
 

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Greetings all


Paying attention to the lady I am with ,body language ,
I also ask if she is comfortable and well ,with all the acrobatics !:lol:



Cheers




Booker
 
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