Embarassment at Hotel

[EagerBeaver]

incognito,

I knew there was going to be embarassment no matter what, but I figured that there wouldn't be too many people in the lobby at that early hour, and that I would not have to deal with too many gawkers. I was wrong about that, mainly because I think an airport shuttle had just arrived.

Look, the bottom line here is to be real careful about jumping out into the hallway for a split second in a state of undress, as those doors close quickly. If there are no cleaning ladies around to let you back into the room, as was the case for me, you will have an embarassing problema on your hand.

 

[Techman]

EB, at least you're in pretty good shape. Some of us, myself included, would probably have just looked for a closet to hide in until someone came up the hall to ask for help. But then with my luck it would turn out to be a little old lady who would run away screaming.
One other lesson to be learned...when in a hotel, wear boxer shorts. At least then you could go down to the desk and pretend like you're looking for the pool.

 

[Special K]

Awesome!

Oh man Beav!! This is farken hilarious. You wearing only your tighty whiteys riding the elevator to the lobby, then left to stand there while security gets another key! Knowing you on a personal basis, this picture has me in stitches right now!! Thanks for the laugh before I hit the sack!

 

[Doc Holliday]

I hope your underwear didn't have any skid marks!

.......or red stains on his back!

 

[StripperLover]

EB,

You know that being told about this thread's existence has caused me to comment.

Are you so sure about that security guard who let you back into your room, EB ?

Was he wearing a turtle neck ?

 

[EagerBeaver]

SL,

The security guard was a very large dude who could have kicked my ass had I been what I must have initially appeared as, i.e., a streaker or pervert. Upon seeing me, he approached me rapidly with an aggressive move, but I am someone who is trained to and can think on his feet. By quickly speaking up, I was able to defuse the situation and avoid the likely tackle that would have been made, possibly even resulting in a knee injury if he had made a good hit.

 

[spin]

C'mon just picture that "beaver" in Jockey briefs standing in the lobby of a hotel - this is just too funny.

Thanks for sharing your story EagerBeaver, best laugh I've had in a while - nice to see you can also see the humour in it.

 

[EagerBeaver]

spin,

I know it's a funny story, but believe me if you ever find yourself in the same situation you will not be smiling.

 

[Special K]

EB,

You know that being told about this thread's existence has caused me to comment.

Are you finally recovered after your "girl in the mirror"? Lol.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Beav, I know hindsight is 20/20, but did you ever consider knocking on someone's door, or using the emergency elevator phone?

FML2, someone else asked me this question. The honest answer is when I was in the elevator I did not think of the emergency telephone. Remember, the whole episode occurred because I was groggy, it was 6:00 a.m. and I was not thinking. I did think to look for a telephone on the floor, but for some reason, I blanked out on the emergency elevator phone.

As for knocking on someone's door, it was about 6:30 a.m. and everyone on the floor was sleeping.

 

[chef]

FML2, someone else asked me this question. The honest answer is when I was in the elevator I did not think of the emergency telephone. Remember, the whole episode occurred because I was groggy, it was 6:00 a.m. and I was not thinking. I did think to look for a telephone on the floor, but for some reason, I blanked out on the emergency elevator phone.

Consider yourself lucky:

1) Little Beav was not walking around, preceding you, standing at attention (I assume).

2) The elevator did not get stuck, in which case you would have HAD to use the phone, followed possibly by a rescue by firemen, with a crowd gathered around the elevator to see who was trapped. At this point you would of course have been shivering and "shrinkage" would have set in, making it look like you were less that well-endowed!

 

[StripperLover]

EB,

Trying to imagine this big dude tackling you in the lobby of a hotel & the possible result of occuring slippage of the only garment that you are sporting at that moment.

Now that would just complete the whole video but some innocent passersby might forfeit their Earl Greys & Scones

 

[Doc Holliday]

EB,

Trying to imagine this big dude tackling you in the lobby of a hotel & the possible result of occuring slippage of the only garment that you are sporting at that moment.

Now that would just complete the whole video but some innocent passersby might forfeit their Earl Greys & Scones

I was told by a reliable source that EB was wearing his trademark thongs on that infamous morning. Thongs!!!

 

[EagerBeaver]

Your source is not correct. I wear Jockey briefs. Jockey makes the best pair of underwear on the market. However, they are best not seen in public.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Your source is not correct. I wear Jockey briefs. Jockey makes the best pair of underwear on the market. However, they are best not seen in public.

Well then, i must apologize. My 'reliable' source had told me that you frequently wear 'rubber-ducky' thongs.

 

[suikoden_45]

I had something similar happen to me however it was my roommate that locked me out whilst I was showering in the communal shower; I moved out that same day.

 

[wasisname]

I have never gotten that groggy getting out of bed, OTOH I never get out of bed right away, even if I have to use the snooze alarm I make room to wake up.

OTOH I once woke up in the living room on the chair fighting off a huge horde of spiders. Woke up the parental units, normally I sleep in the nude, I must of had presence of mind to put on undies or took a blanket with me. I lived in an apartment where the door automatically locked, I was scared I would have another dream like that, or worse I was on the 23rd floor, if I went the other way [shudder]. Although I have death dreams of various sorts quite often, I rarely get out of bed and only once have left my room at least that I know of.

 

[EagerBeaver]

I have never gotten that groggy getting out of bed, OTOH I never get out of bed right away, even if I have to use the snooze alarm I make room to wake up.

On that day I was groggy from taking a prescription sleeping pill called Ambien. Obviously it was a real bad idea to still be that groggy and get out of bed. I can't remember if I took 1 or 2 the night before but I recall that I drove back to the USA the day that incident occurred and I needed sleep. This happened over 5 years ago.

 

[CWipes]

Well at least you were wearing something. Funny story. This should be at the top of the Lobby always.

 

[ericmathew54]

I always make sure I have my key. But I've come close to this senario