Stay decent if you venture into the hallways, I do not leave my room unless I am fully dressed. I have actually seen a naked women going down the hall for a bucket of ice.
Embarassment at Hotel
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A reception desk employee once told me he had the surprise of seeing a guy frantically trying to attract the attention of the desk staff, from the corner of a wall. When he joined the guy, he realized it was a trip to the ice machine that turned funny... The gut was only wearing the ice bucket, with his package safely tucked in the luckily empty bucket.
I once dared one of my ex's that if she ran naked around the hallways of our hotel room floor, i'd give her $100. So she stripped naked & off she went. Twenty seconds or so later, she got back to the room. However, to her surprise, i had shut & locked the door. It was hillarious! She was knocking & knocking, speaking softly in order not to attract outside attention. "Open the door! Please open the door. It's not funny anymore, please open the damn door!" 
So i calmly told her, from the other side of the door: "I'll open the door if we're even." She refused to call it even, so i refused to open the door. A few seconds later, i overheard, "Okay, okay....you win. You don't owe me a fucking penny!" And so i let her in..........:lol:
Needless to say, we didn't have sex that night. Her decision, not mine.
So i calmly told her, from the other side of the door: "I'll open the door if we're even." She refused to call it even, so i refused to open the door. A few seconds later, i overheard, "Okay, okay....you win. You don't owe me a fucking penny!" And so i let her in..........:lol:
Needless to say, we didn't have sex that night. Her decision, not mine.
I always pull open the dead bolt latch to stop the door from closing whenever I go out of the room for ice. It's too easy to forget your key card.
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