This has been my experience as well with a few exceptions. The exceptions occur, not just with Euphoria but with other agencies, with girls who come from the rural country well north and east of Montreal to work as escorts in Montreal. In the past James and some other agencies hired girls that came from 2-6 hours drive from Montreal to work as escorts on the weekends. These were usually the ladies who had poor English skills. Once you leave Montreal proper and venture deep into the Quebec countryside, you are fucked if you can’t speak any French. That’s why if you make such a trip you should always bring a French speaking friend, in case the car breaks down, you get pulled over by cops or whatever. English isn’t happening for you in those rural enclaves. And the ladies from these areas are the ones who usually have primitive English language skills which, in any event, may still be better than your suck-ass French.
Euphoria girls & English
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This has been my experience as well with a few exceptions. The exceptions occur, not just with Euphoria but with other agencies, with girls who come from the rural country well north and east of Montreal to work as escorts in Montreal. In the past James and some other agencies hired girls that came from 2-6 hours drive from Montreal to work as escorts on the weekends. These were usually the ladies who had poor English skills. Once you leave Montreal proper and venture deep into the Quebec countryside, you are fucked if you can’t speak any French. That’s why if you make such a trip you should always bring a French speaking friend, in case the car breaks down, you get pulled over by cops or whatever. English isn’t happening for you in those rural enclaves. And the ladies from these areas are the ones who usually have primitive English language skills which, in any event, may still be better than your suck-ass French.
Sorry to say, but "listening to songs from the States" doesn't make you bilingual in any way. Only practice does. Movies with english subs activated may help on the long term, but most people don't do this. There's nothing like a good immersion travel to pick-up a foreign language.
If it were that easy, everyone in the entire world would be fluent in English since American music and movies are heard and seen all over the world -- people actually sing along to American songs even if they don't fully understand the lyrics.
In my experience, a number of Euphoria ladies (and we are talking about Euphoria ladies on this thread) told me they learned proficient English by listening to American music and watching American movies. Case in point: Julia and Helena, whom I met recently. In fact, I carried on a decent conversation with each even though they did not undergo any English language immersion program. My trick: be very nice to them and bond with them. When I'm paying over 220$ an hour, I make sure I am extra nice to the ladies so I can get the best possible mileage with them -- mileage for me is about making human connections with them, the sex, which often comes naturally, is icing on the cake and very welcomed.
I don't need to be bilingual in every country I travel to make human connections with the local folks or the local escorts. Like I said, sex is a universal language. If a lady (yes, an escort especially) likes me, she will speak that universal language very well, indeed.
I concur 100%.
I agree with you Hungry, I don't know where the fuckin problem lies!!!...this thread seems to be unjustly targeted to one specific agency Euphoria - which WILL BE THE AGENCY OF THE YEAR FOR 2019 - and racially motivated towards french Quebecers as well....the thread should be fuckin thrown out ASAP!
Go to the Oriental threads and bitch about language issues!
Go to the Oriental threads and bitch about language issues!
I agree. Hence my post #4. And the OP has been registered since 2009, yet only 9 posts.
Sharkman - Remember Victoria Mini when she started with GoodGirls? She was Christina back then. I had the honor of writing the first review. She was speaking French and I was speaking English and then I tried Portuguese. No matter. We had a great session. I love it when I have a 3sum and one girl has to act as the interpreter for the other like Bianka did for Chelsea of Euphoria and MTLGFE Alicia did for her friend. They would be conversing in the bed or bathroom in French and I would translate to English using a French accent
Translation for Girl #1: "Let's drug the fat old white guy and steal his watch and wallet."
Translation for Girl #2: "Careful, looks like we might kill him"
Translation for Girl #1: "Looks like he's not going to live much longer anyways"
Usually they laugh at this and we have a really good time and the red wine flows!
And then when we get to the sex I ask them to speak their love talk in French and then I invariably hear something like the following:
Girl #1 "Est-ce que ce gars va jamais finir?" Translation: This guy is a perfect lover.
Girl#2 "Gros garçon mieux nous donner un gros pourboire s'il veut nous revoir" Translation: I hope this beautiful man calls us again.
Ahh, I love the romance languages. I'm just like Gomez Adams when Morticia speaks French. As the girls can attest, It drives me wild and makes me the perfect lover.
Translation for Girl #1: "Let's drug the fat old white guy and steal his watch and wallet."
Translation for Girl #2: "Careful, looks like we might kill him"
Translation for Girl #1: "Looks like he's not going to live much longer anyways"
Usually they laugh at this and we have a really good time and the red wine flows!
And then when we get to the sex I ask them to speak their love talk in French and then I invariably hear something like the following:
Girl #1 "Est-ce que ce gars va jamais finir?" Translation: This guy is a perfect lover.
Girl#2 "Gros garçon mieux nous donner un gros pourboire s'il veut nous revoir" Translation: I hope this beautiful man calls us again.
Ahh, I love the romance languages. I'm just like Gomez Adams when Morticia speaks French. As the girls can attest, It drives me wild and makes me the perfect lover.
At GG7, I made out with Chanelle at a pre-party for about an hour. We agreed to session the next day but she found another guy at the party and she was kissing him all night. So I sessioned with someone else. Remember? It was the night I had my buttons bitten off my favorite dress shirt by a girl that I now consider a great friend. Mike of GG's was pouring free shots at the bar if the girls showed off their tits so I showed mine and he poured me a shot. Then Judy bit off my buttons. Anyway, by the end of the night Chanelle was ready. I was drinking, I had a mini orgy at the party with Judy and Kiki and I had the legendary Chloe that afternoon. I was shot.
A few years later, after Chanelle was retired, I attended VIP 7 on Crescent street. Someone ran into Chanelle on the street and brought her into the party. We were at it again but I couldn't coax her to my room because she had civilian friends waiting for her at the bar across the street. Damn! I could of paid for her entire evening and she could of returned to the bar later and bought all her friends drinks.
I too had the pleasure of meeting Chelsea @ Euphoria, before she retired. She was a firecracker and funny as hell. Great service. Her English was very proficient.
Linguists tell me it's easier for a native French speaker to learn English than for a native English speaker to learn French (which is way more complex and more beautiful, IMHO). Hence, young Quebecois are able to pick up English easily through popular culture and their Anglophone friends and neighbors, the reverse isn't always true for Anglophones who try to learn French by watching French language TV programs or listen to French language radio stations.
I remember talking to a native French speaker at Montreal reception at the airport. He said French is such a bourgeois language. English was made so all the people could speak it but languages like French were made so complex so you could, within a few seconds of speaking, distinguish which class a person was from. I think Portuguese is like this as well. English was simplified at some point by dropping gender. It is what it is and it just makes it harder for all us Anglo speakers to learn another language but it is fun to try.
This may have been early on. I remember the shape of her tits and the way those yoga pants fit her little ass. She didn't speak a lot. Patron had said the same thing (he saw her before I). But no matter, it was never a problem with her or anyone else.
Good discussion Also:
Younger brains learn languages more easily as they are still developing vs us old guys. So far easier for a 20-year-old then us.
ShyMan (I used to be) said it well " don't need to be bilingual in every country I travel to make human connections with the local folks or the local escorts." I talk a lot with my hands, in a hug and nice soft touches. Years ago was in Bangkok/Pattaya and had no problem with adult fund not knowing a word of Thai.
I also have a great translation app that can do a 2-way instant translation. I thought I might need it in Germany bud didn't.
Long ago it seemed the French-Canadian gals were, in general, more my type - more sensual good touch more than just sex. As are the Romanians and other Europeans I meet in Toronto. The lack of any French was probably the main reason I have chosen Toronto over Montreal other than one trip maybe 20 years ago.
Today probably more urban gals are more likely to know English and it seems the agency bookers are fine. I note most of the website offers both English and French so doubt it will be an issue on my Spring 7-10 day trip. I will get familiar again with my translation app in case needed. I can also program some common things I might say!
Younger brains learn languages more easily as they are still developing vs us old guys. So far easier for a 20-year-old then us.
ShyMan (I used to be) said it well " don't need to be bilingual in every country I travel to make human connections with the local folks or the local escorts." I talk a lot with my hands, in a hug and nice soft touches. Years ago was in Bangkok/Pattaya and had no problem with adult fund not knowing a word of Thai.
I also have a great translation app that can do a 2-way instant translation. I thought I might need it in Germany bud didn't.
Long ago it seemed the French-Canadian gals were, in general, more my type - more sensual good touch more than just sex. As are the Romanians and other Europeans I meet in Toronto. The lack of any French was probably the main reason I have chosen Toronto over Montreal other than one trip maybe 20 years ago.
Today probably more urban gals are more likely to know English and it seems the agency bookers are fine. I note most of the website offers both English and French so doubt it will be an issue on my Spring 7-10 day trip. I will get familiar again with my translation app in case needed. I can also program some common things I might say!
