Excuses your wife / GF gives you for not having sex

[RYANvsEVERYBODY]

They wouldn’t wanna fuck while on my period.
( which is when i’m extra feral ) so that sucked

Believe it or not, many people would actually pay extra for that.

 

[LC18]

They wouldn’t wanna fuck while on my period.
( which is when i’m extra feral ) so that sucked

I have no energy that week and I usually don’t work at all, not as Lena and not as myself either.

But let’s talk about ovulation week though? The smallest thing turns me on and I have to block my exes to make sure I won’t text them for a quickie.

 

[Valentina]

But let’s talk about ovulation week though? The smallest thing turns me on and I have to block my exes to make sure I won’t text them for a quickie.

Gorlllll. Ovulating is dangerous. I feel you.

 

[bobbyc]

I have no energy that week and I usually don’t work at all, not as Lena and not as myself either.

But let’s talk about ovulation week though? The smallest thing turns me on and I have to block my exes to make sure I won’t text them for a quickie.

don't call your exes i'm always available

 

[bodick7]

Believe it or not, many people would actually pay extra for that.

Yes. I paid extra for going backdoor. Ha!Ha!

 

[LC18]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

I am sorry

 

[Hemme]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

I assure you it was not with me

 

[bodick7]

Well my ex-wife stopped having sex with me because she was having sex with someone else it turns out

In my case, she completely lost her libido at menopause. We just hit the wall so painfully together.
Not her fault, not mine either....

 

[LC18]

I assure you it was not with me

Thanks, now the song Wasn’t Me is playing in my head