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Ces un enfant qui se fait baptisée... Un homme demande pourquoi le bébé es habillé en blanc???.. Parce que ça représente comme le bonheur ...Ah OK ..il dit ces comme quand une personne meurt alors on es habillé en noir pour le malheur ça nous apporte!!!!
Alors l'homme dit.... alors ces pour ça dans un mariage que la femme es habillé en blanc et l'homme en noir :lol:
Alors l'homme dit.... alors ces pour ça dans un mariage que la femme es habillé en blanc et l'homme en noir :lol:
Back on June 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...
Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear 'sensitive', George also didn't want to miss this 'be-a-legend' opportunity either so he asked..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...
Why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
I actually had tears I was laughing so hard. Love it! "They can put their legs straight up!" Priceless!
Why is it that all the women who do not cook, clean or suck dick ask " Where are all the good men ".
They just finished a home cooked meal, chilling in their clean house and about to get their dick sucked.
They just finished a home cooked meal, chilling in their clean house and about to get their dick sucked.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The Hoover has the dirtbag inside, the Harley has the dirtbag hanging on the outside.
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What is the difference between a BMW and Porcupine?
The porcupine has the prick outside, the BMW has the prick on the inside.
The Hoover has the dirtbag inside, the Harley has the dirtbag hanging on the outside.
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What is the difference between a BMW and Porcupine?
The porcupine has the prick outside, the BMW has the prick on the inside.
A girl always likes to be swept off her feet................................ It is when you start to put them in the trunk that they start to panic.
The man was a fucking comic genius, when I was a kid we used to watch him all the time on TV. Thanks for the reminder.
Dear Dr. Phil : I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I noticed my wife was just standing there, arms folded watching me. Is she a pervert or what?
A guy gets a call at work from the police telling him his house has been robbed, the offenders had drank all of his beer and had raped his wife. Silence ensued then the guys says " I can't believe they fucked my wife after 4 beers">
A guy gets a call at work from the police telling him his house has been robbed, the offenders had drank all of his beer and had raped his wife. Silence ensued then the guys says " I can't believe they fucked my wife after 4 beers">
Damn i am wayyyy overdue in sex....i didnt have since LAST year 
..... Ok ok not the best One ....But the only ONE i got now lolll
Happy new year ALL
..... Ok ok not the best One ....But the only ONE i got now lolllHappy new year ALL
Q: What do the Montreal Canadiens and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
After a Beer Festival in a nice hotel, all the brewery presidents decided to go for a beer.
Corona's president sits down and says: "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser's president says: "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says: "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
Molson's president sits down and says: "Give me a Coke." The bartender a little surprised gives him a coke.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask: "Why aren't you drinking a Molson?"
The Molson president replies: "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
Corona's president sits down and says: "Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
Then Budweiser's president says: "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
Coors' president says: "I'd like the best beer in the world, the only one made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
Molson's president sits down and says: "Give me a Coke." The bartender a little surprised gives him a coke.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask: "Why aren't you drinking a Molson?"
The Molson president replies: "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
Q: What is the difference between a habs fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
A: The baby will stop whining after a while.
Q: What is the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Habs?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles score points.
A: Frequent Flyer Miles score points.
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