Joke Thread

[CaptRenault]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1517707521343082496

 

[Julia Sky]

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she is never playing scrabble with me again.

 

[cloudsurf]

I went to Hollywood hoping to see stars. Never saw any because the skies were cloudy at night.

 

[CaptRenault]

 

[Nutsinho]

Gotta love the Turks - Fans of the Turkish football club "Fenerbahce" chant the name of the Russian president during a match with Kiev "Dynamo today.

 

[Numerati]

Elevator Prank - Explosive Diarrhea - YouTube

 

[Nutsinho]

So monkeypox is the new fear porn - I blame this guy

 

[bodick7]

Pas drôle le travail d’escorte, c’est juste des journées de cul…

 

[bodick7]

Vaut mieux avoir la tête pleine et les couilles vides que le contraire.
Ca aide à prendre de bonnes décisions.

 

[Nutsinho]

 

[bodick7]

The difference between balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?
None. They knocks but don’t come in.

 

[sene5hos]

 

[funnyricky]

Deux motards marche dans le bois tard le soir,et un moment donné ça crack dans lbois...yen a un qui dit à l'autre, criss moi j'ai peur pas toi? L'autre qui répond :mets en,surtout que tantôt je reviens seul!

 

[Like_It_Hot]

 

[bodick7]

Quand une fille annonce qu’elle a la chatte en feu, j’espère que ca lui pique pas trop….

 

[Numerati]

1:11 LOL

Had to share this....

"Unlike real weights they're easier to pick up the heavier they get." ---- LOLOLOL.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Never Skip "Re-Racking Your Weights" Day - YouTube

 

[Nutsinho]

Beverage Pretending To Be Beer Features Man Pretending To Be Woman

 

[Nutsinho]

Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

 

[AirBo]

I was at Costco with a friend yesterday (for real) and I was looking at jams. On a rather serious tone, he asked me:

You know the difference between jam and marmelade?

... ?

You can't marmelade your cock up a girl's ass

 

[bodick7]

Difference between balls and Jehovah withness.
No difference. They knocks but don't enter.