Joke Thread

[Mr.Parker]

Une institutrice demande à ses élèves de nommer des choses qui se terminent en "TEUR" et qui mangent des choses.... LE PREMIER DIT: "prédateur" ..Excellent ça mange ses proies. LE DEUXIÈME DIT: "Aspirateur" ..Bravo! ça mange la poussière.... TOTO DIT:"Vibrateur"...L’institutrice dit: je comprend pas ça ne mange rien.... TOTO...RÉPLIQUE: Ma mère en a un ..et elle dit que ça mange les batteries en tabaslake

 

[AirBo]

What do you call a gay dinosaur? A Teardatanus

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalottapus

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

When you all eat, do you tilt your head to the left or to the right?

....

I do neither... The thighs typically keep my head firmly in place !

 

[bodick7]

Qu’est-ce que se disent deux gars dans le village qui veulent aller de l’autre coté de la rue ste-catherine?
On traverse t’y?

 

[AirBo]

I swear I didn't make this one, but I still found it funny LOL

Sorry not sorry

 

[ThunderLipps]

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[Julia Sky]

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?...

...you can't hear an enzyme but you can hear a hormone

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[ThunderLipps]

One of my favorite comedians.

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

-Why did the client bring a ladder to the service provider room?


To raise their expectations!

 

[Obvio-0bvio]

-Why did the client bring a ladder to the meeting with the service provider?

To reach a higher level of service!

 

[neverbored]

A blonde girl in a broken down car was waiting for a tow truck
When the tow truck arrived, the driver started preparing the car to be towed as the blonde girl got out of her car and watched intently on what the tow truck driver was doing.
He looked up and saw the curiosity on the girl's face so he asked "haven't you ever been towed before?".
The girl thought for about 5 seconds and then answered:

Spoiler

"no, but I have been fingered a few times"

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[ThunderLipps]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[bodick7]

Encore une autre journée de cul

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

HER: Where do you live honey?

ME:

 

[AHarper]

Doctor says to patient; " This Viagra will last at least four hours."
Patient: " Four hours !!! What am I gonna do with the 3 hrs 58 mins left...teach her how to drive stick shift ! "

 

[ThunderLipps]