Married and working from home

[Zigme]

Poker face oui
Mais c est vrai que ses excuses sont douteuse si c est pas dans tes habitudes
Mais sauter un workout au gym ou aller magasiner des shoes et pas en trouver ou une session de massage scedullee... si c est des habitudes, pas vraiment besoin de PokerFace
IMHO
Mais le massage c est une bonne option

 

[CoolSin000]

After what Cubbie had suggested, you might have a couple more chances, such as:

1) Your work computer is not working properly. So, you need to bring it back to IT at your workplace to have it service. Which you could use this excuse multiple times (depending on your job).

2) Your own personal computer is acting up. So, you need to go to Bestbuy Geek squad to have it looked at?

3) Every electronics that you have in your house, maybe you can have the Greek squad to look at it.

4) Your kid's, your wife's and maybe your parent's phone is not working properly? Hence, get it service?

Good luck.

 

[joeca]

1a) Honey, i gotta take the car into the shop, I'm afraid it might be the Johnson rod, might be a couple of hours.
1b) Well I got some good news, Johnson rod is fine! Had it thoroughly checked out....I just needed a bit of a tune up.
2a) Honey, you won't believe this! i was on my way to the store and the Johnson rod is acting up again...I think that first place is screwing me! I'm on my way to have it checked out at this new place, it got good reviews!
2b) Turns out that first place did know what they were doing. Johnson rod is okay, just needed a bit of a lube after all that bad weather we got.
3a) You better hope your wife knows nothing about cars!
3b) or reads this forum!

 

[sene5hos]

Hey folks, women are brighter than you seem to say.

Once, it passes but two you are in trouble.

 

[Bbw hunter]

Here is a crazy idea:
"HEY Honey I'm going out for a couple hours".
So crazy it just might work!

 

[in4hell]

Physiotherapy and ergo therapy treatments for my back issues...
Then just replace one with whatever you really want to do!

 

[in4hell]

Hey folks, women are brighter than you seem to say.

Once, it passes but two you are in trouble.

Not all the women... over 10 years enjoying the hobby!

 

[Julia Sky]

make friends with someone on the board (obviously I mean a dude) and arrange for them to call you before your appointment and ask you to come over for X or Y reason

 

[sergent]

If you really need to go out, and dont have the routine to do so, order something online (shoes, or clothes) with the wrong size. Receive the package, try the thing, and oh, it does not fit. You can either return it via mail (not your plan), or simply say it will be faster to just drop by the store to get an exchange or refund. Extra bonus point if the store is near or close by the MP or SP place you want to visit.

 

[WilliamStub]

With CoVid most people are feeling cabin fever staying at home and quite a few of us are taking up physical activities (whether that be running or walking) to get out of the house. That's completely normal and healthy for both your mind and your body. Your wife might want to accompany you once in a while; and you can spend some time with her getting to know your neighborhood (or mount royal, or mont st-hilaire, or whatever) once in a while. Otherwise; you can indulge into some other forms of exercise and still burn calories.

If you regularly indulge it is likely your wife suspects. Most of us aren't that good at lying about it. If you go out on walks with her once in a while on your new 'hobby', it may takes some of the sting out and do some good on an intellectual relationship / companionship level.

W.

 

[Julia Sky]

"babe I have covid so I rented another appartment until I'm not a threat to you anymore. see you in a few weeks!"

(Ok now I'm joking)

 

[2fast2slow]

maybe honesty is the best policy:

"babe, I'm going out to fuck a young hottie because i really am not interested in having sex with you anymore, i'll try not to catch covid and infect the whole family"

or maybe not

 

[pat98]

i use 'I have to go into the office for a couple of hours' and 'going for exercice on my bike' (I actually go to my favourite mp with my bike). In winter its cross country skiing on the mountain

maybe honesty is the best policy:

"babe, I'm going out to fuck a young hottie because i really am not interested in having sex with you anymore, i'll try not to catch covid and infect the whole family"

or maybe not

curious.. did you tried it yourself?

 

[adeci]

After what Cubbie had suggested, you might have a couple more chances, such as:

2) Your own personal computer is acting up. So, you need to go to Bestbuy Geek squad to have it looked at?

3) Every electronics that you have in your house, maybe you can have the Greek squad to look at it.

4) Your kid's, your wife's and maybe your parent's phone is not working properly? Hence, get it service?

Good luck.

Just don't slip up and accidentally say "greek squad".

 

[sene5hos]

maybe honesty is the best policy:

"babe, I'm going out to fuck a young hottie because i really am not interested in having sex with you anymore, i'll try not to catch covid and infect the whole family"

or maybe not

2fast2slow, I think not, unless you want to leave her in the near future.

I think the less she knows the better.

 

[The Nature Boy]

Don’t do it. Not worth it. Think about possibly exposing your kids. Absolutely not worth it.

 

[2fast2slow]

oh, so its ok to infect your wife but not your kids (who can probably handle it better anyways...).

My post was meant as a joke, a dark joke, but still just a joke...i think i killed the mood of this thread. Hey my first troll lol

 

[liloudallas]

Go back to school or join a club of some sorts that she wont be interested in.
I did my university degree with evening class. Took me 7 years.
7 years of missing a class now and then and enjoying the company of SP'S.
Now I'm in a triathlon club. Group training is presently suspended, but when its not: 2-3 group trainings per week, race events to participate, big events that requires to be gone all weekend, rides with friends, etc. You then have the excuse to be out, go do your sport and make a detour to see your favorite SP'S.

Life is beautiful!!!

 

[TheJames101]

Go back to school or join a club of some sorts that she wont be interested in.

All classes are virtual now.

 

[liloudallas]

All classes are virtual now.

Indeed! School cannot be a short term solution. But post pandemic it can help a fellow or two.