The Joe.T Memorial FM® Yankees Suck Thread for 2009

[Joe.t]

Yawn!!!! baseball is soooooooooo!!! boring without the best player in the history of baseball playing, can't wait until he gets back on May 15.


Poll-

Who will hit his first hr, Big(i'm washed up) Papi or Joe.t whose recreational softball league starts May 10?, me thinks it will be Joe.t.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Yawn!!!! baseball is soooooooooo!!! boring without the best player in the history of baseball playing, can't wait until he gets back on May 15.

Excuse me, Joe, you fucking moron®, but Teddy Ballgame retired nearly 50 years ago. Are you saying that the game has been boring since before you were born?

 

[Doc Holliday]

It's a calamity that Stray-Rod is even being mentionned in the same paragraph as The Splendid Splinter.

Stray-Rod (or Gay-Rod, whatever) couldn't even hold Teddy's jockstrap!

 

[Doc Holliday]

GUESS WHO HAS THE BEST RECORD IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES??

THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Special K]

It's still early Doc.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Down boy.

 

[Joe.t]

Penny got mashed a little bit yesterday(again), I think that it's time to call up good ole reliable and the very exciting Buchholz.

 

[Joe.t]

Final score, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win13-0 over the Red Sox, bawhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!.

Beckett, you stink!!!!

 

[lgna69xxx]

i second that Mr. T BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!

meanwhile the Yanks look like there ready to roll to a bunch of wins in May as they ended April on a good 2 game winning streak over a good and scrappy Detroit team...

now if Hughes can stay healthy, they say he's in top form like he was 2 yrs ago before a string of injuries

Final score, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers win13-0 over the Red Sox, bawhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!.

Beckett, you stink!!!!

 

[Joe.t]

i second that Mr. T BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!

meanwhile the Yanks look like there ready to roll to a bunch of wins in May as they ended April on a good 2 game winning streak over a good and scrappy Detroit team...

now if Hughes can stay healthy, they say he's in top form like he was 2 yrs ago before a string of injuries

Let's hope that he doesn't turn out to be another Clay(I make my living in the minor leagues)Buchholz.

 

[Special K]

Let's hope that he doesn't turn out to be another Clay(I make my living in the minor leagues)Buchholz.

Is Hughes your new CY Young pick Joe?

 

[Joe.t]

Is Hughes your new CY Young pick Joe?

No, at least not this year.

 

[Merlot]

now if Hughes can stay healthy, they say he's in top form like he was 2 yrs ago before a string of injuries

Huh Ig,

Hughes was in top form??? What century.

LOL,

Merlot

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Hughes was in top form??? What century.

It was two years ago. For about six innings. Seems these days, Yankee fans are reveling in two game winnings streaks and six innings of good pitching. How far they've fallen.

Well, it's as Cubs fans say: any team can have a bad century.

 

[Doc Holliday]

From Steve Simmons in today's Toronto Sun:

Money can't always buy happiness or pitching: Combined, big-ticket pitchers CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett are 2-3 with a 5.09 earned run average with the struggling New York Yankees.

 

[Joe.t]

From Steve Simmons in today's Toronto Sun:

Money can't always buy happiness or pitching: Combined, big-ticket pitchers CC Sabathia and A.J. Burnett are 2-3 with a 5.09 earned run average with the struggling New York Yankees.

If I'm not mistaken I do believe that Steve Simmons specialty is hockey.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

If I'm not mistaken I do believe that Steve Simmons specialty is hockey.

If I'm not mistaken, I do believe that your specialty is curling.

 

[Merlot]

Hey Josey,

If your buddy Cano is going to make your MVP/.400 hitter prediction come true, he might want to hit the ball with the bases loaded in the 9th and the is game on the line.

Whiiiiffffff,

Merlot

 

[Special K]

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree evidently!

Here's a beautiful story on Joba C's Mom being busted for selling Meth in Nebraska the other night. I see where Joba got his dashing good looks. Haha! Funniest part of the story is the "shrine" she has to Joba in her apartment, complete with a half filled bottle of water once drunk by her son. Sweet!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

Who's got the 2nd-best record in Major League Baseball?

The Toronto Blue Jays!!!!!!!!