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The Joe.T Memorial FM® Yankees Suck Thread for 2009

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lgna69xxx said:
ok ok, Doc, there is nothing to write home about the much "Storied" Blue Jays the last decade and a half :)

Somewhat true, but the same could be said of the Yankees, considering the astronomical amount of $$ put into the team. Talk about not getting much in return for all that money spent. :D\

Bring back Billy Martin!! :D
 

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It's now 20-2 Indians after a 3-run shot & a solo right after. And they're only in the 5th inning!!!

At least the fans who've paid hundreds & thousands of $$ to attend today's game can't complain of no offence.

We want Swisher!!!! :D :D
 

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Doc Holliday said:
It was a pitiful performance by Chien-Ming Bang!! of the Yankees today.
I dunno, Doc. It think it was quite a feat by Cy Wang today. Who would have thought that a guy could come into a game with a 28.53 ERA and leave it with his ERA even higher? Wang now stands at 34.50

What is lost in the hideousness of of the talentless Wang is the fact that the Yankee bullpen, which, by the way, sucks, gave up 13 runs this afternoon after Bang had left the building.

Doc Holliday said:
Somewhat true, but the same could be said of the Yankees, considering the astronomical amount of $$ put into the team. Talk about not getting much in return for all that money spent.
I found the following on another message board this afternoon. I'm going to quote him as he says this better than I possibly could.

"There are a few things in life that money can't buy: Hapiness, love, class... and championship baseball! The Yankees know those last two from first hand experience. But, if they want to keep shoveling money into a blast furnace, what do I care? Not my money, not my team.

It does make you wonder though, how many times do you have to smash your head into a brick wall before you realize that you are not breaking it down with your current methods? Hank... George... Any guesses?"
 

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I've been following baseball for just under 40 years & this has to be the biggest massacre i've ever witnessed watching a baseball game. Even if i don't cheer for either team, it's still the worse beating i've ever seen a team get from a rival team. What a fuckin' embarrassment!!!!!!!!

I hope the people who bought tickets to this god-awful game demanded refunds after the game!!!!

Is this finally the end of the hated Yankees? Yankees? I mean Stankees!!!!

They should suspend that awful team for the embarrassment it caused MLB on national tv!!!!

Fire that terrible manager!!! The only reason he got the job was because he's italian!! Fire his ass now!!! :eek:
 

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Italian??????? ROFL!.......Doc, its late so i understand, get some rest old timer, ...... and it counts in the standings as a loss...... just like when a team gets beat by one run, same results, a loss is a loss and tommorrow is a new day ..... geez i think there is only 150 games or so left :D . not much time left in the season, bwahahahaha








Doc Holliday said:
I've been following baseball for just under 40 years & this has to be the biggest massacre i've ever witnessed watching a baseball game. Even if i don't cheer for either team, it's still the worse beating i've ever seen a team get from a rival team. What a fuckin' embarrassment!!!!!!!!

I hope the people who bought tickets to this god-awful game demanded refunds after the game!!!!

Is this finally the end of the hated Yankees? Yankees? I mean Stankees!!!!

They should suspend that awful team for the embarrassment it caused MLB on national tv!!!!

Fire that terrible manager!!! The only reason he got the job was because he's italian!! Fire his ass now!!! :eek:
 

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Doc Holliday said:
I hope the people who bought tickets to this god-awful game demanded refunds after the game!!!!
You know, Doc, a friend and I were talking about this last night. Think about the thousands of people who spent a fortune on tickets for this game. How excited they were about getting to see the first Saturday afternoon game at the new ballpark, on a beautiful sunny day in the Bronx. And then...and then...and then...they were leaving the park on droves by the fifth inning because their beloved Yankees suck.
 

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lgna69xxx said:
Italian??????? ROFL!.......Doc, its late so i understand, get some rest old timer, ...... and it counts in the standings as a loss...... just like when a team gets beat by one run, same results, a loss is a loss and tommorrow is a new day ..... geez i think there is only 150 games or so left :D . not much time left in the season, bwahahahaha
Yes, one game in the standings, but...you have the Yankees number 2 pitcher, a two time 19 game winner, who now has his confidence utterly shot. You have a bullpen with no confidence, a bullpen which, by the way, sucks. You have a manager with no confidence in his bullpen who is now likely to go too long with his starters and burn them out. Less than two weeks into the season, the Yankees are in BIG TROUBLE.
 

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"I paid $10 a beer to see this chop-shop team? They suck!" cried Shawn McCarthy, 28, of Hoboken, as he fled during the seventh-inning stretch.

"George Steinbrenner," he added, "should take down ticket prices if we're just gonna see a home-run derby by the Indians."

A couple that had trekked all the way from West Palm Beach, Fla., to check out their favorite team's spanking-new digs said they, too, were leaving with a sour taste in their mouths.

"I've been a fan since 1958," said Fred Bingiano, 57. "We used to come back in the '90s, and it was $36 a ticket. Today, we paid $350 each."

His wife Deborah, 45, was just as disgusted.

"Families can't come together anymore," she noted before speaking for a lot of disaffected fans by tossing out the quintessential New York judgment: "Fuhgeddaboutit."
 

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By the way, it seems tickets aren't selling so well at the new ballpark. While both the Indians and Orioles sold every seat in their parks during the first five years after they were built, the Yankees have had 3,000 empty seats in each of the last two games. 48,000 attended Thursday's opener, 45,000 each of the last two days.
 

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I just sent Richard Justice of the Houston Chronicle a email requesting if he could sell me some of that shit he is smoking, looks like he has gotten his hands on some powerful stuff.:rolleyes:


No hitter by Burnett today?, that's right I'm calling it.:)
 

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rumpleforeskiin said:
By the way, it seems tickets aren't selling so well at the new ballpark....the Yankees have had 3,000 empty seats in each of the last two games. 48,000 attended Thursday's opener, 45,000 each of the last two days.

I can name you one good reason why this is so: THEY YANKEES SUCK !!!
 

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New Yankee Stadium on steroids?

The New York Yankees might have a serious problem on their hands: Beautiful new Yankee Stadium appears to be a veritable wind tunnel that is rocketing balls over the fences.

This was in evidence again on Saturday, when the Indians posted six homers, including 14 runs in the second innings. Cleveland eventually won 22-4 -- and the Yankees and Indians have combined for 14 homers in the last two days.

"With the way the wind has been the last couple of days, right field is a joke," one official said. "I would say at least three or four home runs in this series would be routine outs in nearly every park."

There have been five games played in new Yankee Stadium, including two exhibitions against the Chicago Cubs, and so far there have been 25 homers -- including 17 in the first three games in the Yankees' first home series against the Indians.

That's an average of five home runs per game and, at this pace, there would be about 400 homers hit in the park this year -- or an increase of about 250 percent. In the last year of old Yankee Stadium, in 2008, there were a total of 160 homers.

The Yankees' traditionally have fostered pitching in their home park. Old Yankee Stadium had a short porch in right field, designed originally to take advantage of Babe Ruth's power, but the rest of the park played large. Through the years, this has allowed pitchers to thrive in Yankee Stadium, and been a nice lure for the team in pursuing free agents.

The new Yankee Stadium is just across the street from the old park, but it's not aligned quite the same way as the old Yankee Stadium. In the late-afternoon shadows in the old park, the sun was in the eyes of the left fielder. Now the sun sets into the eyes of the center field and right fielder. Whether or not that's a factor is not known, and it's also possible that the number of home runs hit is directly related to the poor pitching of the likes of Chien-Ming Wang.

But already there have been a number of fly balls that seemed to be routine outs, before almost leaping out of the park. Mark Teixeira lifted a pop to right field off the end of his bat in the first inning Saturday, and players on both teams appeared to be completely surprised when it carried over the wall.

Even if the Yankees wanted to make an adjustment, there is nothing they could do structurally to alter the park this season. They would have to petition for a change going into the next offseason, before doing any reconstruction.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4080195
 

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The Curse of Joe T.

I predict that the Yankees will not contend this year or ever as long as Joe T. has a rock to sleep under. (no matter how much money they hurl at all and any free agents)

He is condemned to lie moaning on his dirt floor [with his legs broken by bookies who deplorably lack the tolerance to accept his conversion to the religion sect of his own creation (where all is allowed except the paying of his gambling debts)] watching his pharmaceutical phenoms challenge century-old records of futility in losing to little village teams which can't even afford to pay the Wankees' water boys.
 
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anon_vlad said:
I predict that the Yankees will not contend this year or ever as long as Joe T. has a rock to sleep under. (no matter how much money they hurl at all and any free agents)

He is condemned to lie moaning on his dirt floor [with his legs broken by bookies who deplorably lack the tolerance to accept his conversion to the religion sect of his own creation (where all is allowed except the paying of his gambling debts)] watching his pharmaceutical phenoms challenge century-old records of futility in losing to little village teams which can't even afford to pay the Wankees' water boys.

Welcome back Anon, I hope you have been a good Christian:), I know I have since I surrendered my soul to God Almighty(September 23/08 to be exact),no gambling or hobbying since and I have become a better man, whenever I get the urge to hobby I put in the classic "Insatiable" DVD and and I watch it with my friend Rosie, much easier on the wallet, just a little tip from a good Christian brother to another.:)
 

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Jays win A ..... Gain (as you ontario peeps say) .......geez Doc, if they keep this up i wont be able to get good seats this summer....... 22,000 plus today for an april game, not bad, they need a new stadium tho
 

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Yanks win, a little disappointed that it wasn't the no hitter that I predicted but I'm sure AJ will get it in his next outing.

Yankee fans will soon learn that AJ Burnett doesn't have the temperment to pitch in the pressure-cooker that Yankee Stadium is. He's extremely fragile mentally. On the road he might give you a good performance, sometimes great. But a game later, usually at home, he'll throw a stinker. It's been his pattern.
 

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lgna69xxx said:
22,000 plus today for an april game, not bad, they need a new stadium tho

I don't see anything wrong with their present stadium. At least people don't have to freeze their asses off when watching a game in April & May....and it's guaranteed there are no rainouts & rain delays.

Most american fans i've met in the past at the Rogers Center raved about it.
 

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its ok , not bad for baseball at all, its just not state of the art like most clubs have gone to, plus a new stadium with all the amenities would draw 35,000 to 40,000 a night.... had Mtl got the stadium they should have gotten, they would still be there. the big O was so depressing to go to



Doc Holliday said:
I don't see anything wrong with their present stadium. At least people don't have to freeze their asses off when watching a game in April & May....and it's guaranteed there are no rainouts & rain delays.

Most american fans i've met in the past at the Rogers Center raved about it.
 
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