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Man i love it when you talk before the outcome or make predictions Doc :D

Yankees Win theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee YANKEES WIN! 6-5..... great teams come from behind and the Yanks did so again...... but the best part wasnt what the score was, but that it goes as a "WIN" ....... just like when they got blewout, all that was, was ONE "Loss" :D everyone understand now? class dismissed :p


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Just got back home & saw that the Yankees are trailing the Indians 4-3. Joba "Jack Daniels" Chamberlain is no longer in the game. He lasted just over 4 innings, giving up 5 earned runs on 6 hits, 5 walks, 1 homerun allowed on 93 pitches.

After Burnett & Petite, there ain't much to cheer about in the Yankees starting rotation. And then there's the AWFUL Yankee bullpen.....
 

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btw that awful bullpen was as follows IP 4.1, Hits 3, Runs "0", BB "0", SO 5, and era of 0.00.............

remember boys, there are 162 games, the bullpen as well as the starting pitching, and even the hitting will not be there every game, but the consistency thru 162 games will be, unlike MOST teams



Doc Holliday said:
Just got back home & saw that the Yankees are trailing the Indians 4-3. Joba "Jack Daniels" Chamberlain is no longer in the game. He lasted just over 4 innings, giving up 5 earned runs on 6 hits, 5 walks, 1 homerun allowed on 93 pitches.

After Burnett & Petite, there ain't much to cheer about in the Yankees starting rotation. And then there's the AWFUL Yankee bullpen.....
 

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lgna69xxx said:
btw that awful bullpen was as follows IP 4.1, Hits 3, Runs "0", BB "0", SO 5, and era of 0.00.............

Yeah, they barely beat a team which is currently one of the worse in all of baseball who is currently 3-8. Hip-hip fucking ray!! :rolleyes:
 

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Doc?!?!?!?!

for you because you are also a LEAFS fan, i will be kind here, lol, Doc? it is APRIL 17th, and btw Cleveland is predicted by most in the media to win the central division and or contend for it...........again, slowly i will say it again, its APRIL 17th :rolleyes:



Doc Holliday said:
Yeah, they barely beat a team which is currently one of the worse in all of baseball who is currently 3-8. Hip-hip fucking ray!! :rolleyes:
 

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Yup, sure looks like the Brad Penny experiment is winding down, Red Sox are now on the lookout for Bartolo Colon:( :eek:.
Lasted almost as long as the failed CM Wang experiment. But the bats battled back and the bullpen was just magnificent, as usual. Six innings of five hit, one walk, shutout ball.
 

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Relax, the Red Sox still are the A.L.'s best

Note: Richard Justice is a columnist for the Houston Chronicle and a regular contributor to Sporting News.

By Richard Justice - SportingNews Apr 16, 12:46 pm EDT


So, Mike Lowell isn't hitting. Big deal. This baseball season started about 20 minutes ago, so cool your jets, Mr. Panic Button.

David Ortiz? Same thing. Stop worrying. He almost always has been there when it counted, and he'll be there again this year. Book it, Dano.

Don't even ask about J.D. Drew or Jacoby Ellsbury. Sure, it has been a bit of a rough start for Boston, but haven't you ever had a bad day at the office?

Death, taxes and the Red Sox. You can count on all three, buddy boy. Now quit surfing the Internet, quit posting on those silly message boards and go for a walk. Enjoy yourself, enjoy the games and leave the heavy lifting to general manager Theo Epstein and manager Terry Francona.
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Yes, the Boston Red Sox are off to a slow start. They're 3-6 and in last place in the American League East. They're near the bottom of the A.L. in several key offensive categories, and Ortiz, Lowell, etc., haven't started to hit yet.

This wouldn't be a big deal if all of those flinty New Englanders didn't view every glass as half-empty.

New England fans went 86 years without a World Series championship and, at times, seemed like the happiest people in the world. Their suffering became a cottage industry. Now that the Red Sox have been to the playoffs five times in six years, now that they've won two championships in that span, their fans seem bored by it all. Red Sox television ratings are down. The BoSox might be too successful, too boring.

Let's review for those arriving late: The Boston Red Sox are baseball's best organization. There are plenty of very good organizations, including the Braves, Cubs, Rays, Yankees, Marlins and A's. None of those organizations is smarter than the Red Sox. Actually, it's not even that close.

The Red Sox have people—principal owner John Henry, chairman Tom Werner, president/CEO Larry Lucchino—at the top of the masthead who know how to run a first-class franchise. Lucchino changed baseball forever when he decided to build an old ballpark with modern comforts. If Camden Yards doesn't get him in the Hall of Fame, then baseball never should put another man in the Hall of Fame.

The Red Sox have baseball's best general manager in Epstein and a great manager in Francona. They have a solid clubhouse with a core of leaders who will keep the club pointed in the right direction. From Jason Varitek and Tim Wakefield to Dustin Pedroia and Lowell, the Red Sox have tough, smart, professional guys.

With the Red Sox in last place in the A.L. East, it's important to take a deep breath and focus on what the Red Sox are, rather than what they aren't.

The Red Sox will be in contention from start to finish because they have organizational depth. Teams don't win with 25-man rosters; they win with 25-man rosters, plus 10-15 players in the minor leagues. Those minor leaguers either will be summoned to the big leagues to provide production and energy, or they will be traded to bring in that one key veteran to push the club over the top. (Wouldn't Astros ace Roy Oswalt look good in a Red Sox uniform? Remember, you heard it here first.)

The Red Sox will stay in contention because of their pitching. They have a first-rate rotation and at least three Pawtucket kids—Michael Bowden, Daniel Bard and Clay Buchholz—who will pitch in the big leagues at some point this season. Even with Daisuke Matsuzaka going on the disabled list with a tired arm—now you know why baseball people hate the World Baseball Classic—the Red Sox have enough pitching depth to survive.

Pitching wins. Defense wins, too. But everything begins with pitching. That's an important mantra to remember because, well, there are reasons to be concerned about Boston's lineup.

Lowell is recovering from offseason hip surgery, and at 35, there's no way to know what he still has left in the tank. There was plenty of relief Wednesday when he homered in an 8-2 victory over Oakland. He entered the day with a .188 batting average and left the clubhouse hitting .229.

Drew also homered Wednesday, and Ortiz doubled (his first extra-base hit of the season). Jacoby Ellsbury drove in his first two runs of the season.

Red Sox fans were concerned because Lowell, Ortiz and Drew all missed chunks of time last season with injuries. Yet nothing is decided with 153 games still to play. To take a step back and evaluate the Red Sox objectively is to become convinced this is still the American League's best team.

There are miles to go and there will be other injuries, slumps and doubt. There will be plenty of winning streaks, too.

Red Sox fans are concerned because they care more than fans in any other city. That caring is better than the alternative.

There is nothing to worry about, friends. You were the American League's best team nine games ago, and you're still the best team today. What would a season be without a few challenges?
 

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rumpleforeskiin said:
Note: Richard Justice is a columnist for the Houston Chronicle and a regular contributor to Sporting News.

By Richard Justice - SportingNews Apr 16, 12:46 pm EDT


So, Mike Lowell isn't hitting. Big deal. This baseball season started about 20 minutes ago, so cool your jets, Mr. Panic Button.

David Ortiz? Same thing. Stop worrying. He almost always has been there when it counted, and he'll be there again this year. Book it, Dano.

Don't even ask about J.D. Drew or Jacoby Ellsbury. Sure, it has been a bit of a rough start for Boston, but haven't you ever had a bad day at the office?

Death, taxes and the Red Sox. You can count on all three, buddy boy. Now quit surfing the Internet, quit posting on those silly message boards and go for a walk. Enjoy yourself, enjoy the games and leave the heavy lifting to general manager Theo Epstein and manager Terry Francona.
ADVERTISEMENT

Yes, the Boston Red Sox are off to a slow start. They're 3-6 and in last place in the American League East. They're near the bottom of the A.L. in several key offensive categories, and Ortiz, Lowell, etc., haven't started to hit yet.

This wouldn't be a big deal if all of those flinty New Englanders didn't view every glass as half-empty.

New England fans went 86 years without a World Series championship and, at times, seemed like the happiest people in the world. Their suffering became a cottage industry. Now that the Red Sox have been to the playoffs five times in six years, now that they've won two championships in that span, their fans seem bored by it all. Red Sox television ratings are down. The BoSox might be too successful, too boring.

Let's review for those arriving late: The Boston Red Sox are baseball's best organization. There are plenty of very good organizations, including the Braves, Cubs, Rays, Yankees, Marlins and A's. None of those organizations is smarter than the Red Sox. Actually, it's not even that close.

The Red Sox have people—principal owner John Henry, chairman Tom Werner, president/CEO Larry Lucchino—at the top of the masthead who know how to run a first-class franchise. Lucchino changed baseball forever when he decided to build an old ballpark with modern comforts. If Camden Yards doesn't get him in the Hall of Fame, then baseball never should put another man in the Hall of Fame.

The Red Sox have baseball's best general manager in Epstein and a great manager in Francona. They have a solid clubhouse with a core of leaders who will keep the club pointed in the right direction. From Jason Varitek and Tim Wakefield to Dustin Pedroia and Lowell, the Red Sox have tough, smart, professional guys.

With the Red Sox in last place in the A.L. East, it's important to take a deep breath and focus on what the Red Sox are, rather than what they aren't.

The Red Sox will be in contention from start to finish because they have organizational depth. Teams don't win with 25-man rosters; they win with 25-man rosters, plus 10-15 players in the minor leagues. Those minor leaguers either will be summoned to the big leagues to provide production and energy, or they will be traded to bring in that one key veteran to push the club over the top. (Wouldn't Astros ace Roy Oswalt look good in a Red Sox uniform? Remember, you heard it here first.)

The Red Sox will stay in contention because of their pitching. They have a first-rate rotation and at least three Pawtucket kids—Michael Bowden, Daniel Bard and Clay Buchholz—who will pitch in the big leagues at some point this season. Even with Daisuke Matsuzaka going on the disabled list with a tired arm—now you know why baseball people hate the World Baseball Classic—the Red Sox have enough pitching depth to survive.

Pitching wins. Defense wins, too. But everything begins with pitching. That's an important mantra to remember because, well, there are reasons to be concerned about Boston's lineup.

Lowell is recovering from offseason hip surgery, and at 35, there's no way to know what he still has left in the tank. There was plenty of relief Wednesday when he homered in an 8-2 victory over Oakland. He entered the day with a .188 batting average and left the clubhouse hitting .229.

Drew also homered Wednesday, and Ortiz doubled (his first extra-base hit of the season). Jacoby Ellsbury drove in his first two runs of the season.

Red Sox fans were concerned because Lowell, Ortiz and Drew all missed chunks of time last season with injuries. Yet nothing is decided with 153 games still to play. To take a step back and evaluate the Red Sox objectively is to become convinced this is still the American League's best team.

There are miles to go and there will be other injuries, slumps and doubt. There will be plenty of winning streaks, too.

Red Sox fans are concerned because they care more than fans in any other city. That caring is better than the alternative.

There is nothing to worry about, friends. You were the American League's best team nine games ago, and you're still the best team today. What would a season be without a few challenges?
 

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cause its alot easier to hit Quote than to take time weeding out a few words, big deal, sheesh! lol :D





Doc Holliday said:
Why do you always have to quote someone else's WHOLE post?? Is editing a quote that difficult to do? It's an unecessary waste of space. It's stupid!
 
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It was a pitiful performance by Chien-Ming Bang!! of the Yankees today. He pitched 1.1 innings, allowed 8 hits, 8 earned runs & 1 homerun against the lowly Cleveland Indians. What an awful performance by Bang!! :eek:

Just a few seconds ago, he underwent a therapy session while on the mound, held by both Derek 'Old Man' Jeter & that god-awful manager Joe Girardi, only to be booed out of new Yankee Stadium by the full capacity crowd. I honestly thought Bang!! was gonna start crying while waiting for his awful manager to come & yank him.

I hope they keep an eye on Bang!! after the game. He's liable to go jump in front of a subway train! :eek:

By the way, the Murderers Row Blue Jays just won a 12th inning victory of the A's on a walk-off homerun by Lyle Overbay. Go Jays Go!!!! :D
 
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the way he's pitching, i doubt anyone would try to stop him........



Doc Holliday said:
It was a pitiful performance by Chien-Ming Bang!! of the Yankees today. He pitched 1.1 innings, allowed 8 hits, 7 earned runs & 1 homerun against the lowly Cleveland Indians. What an awful performance by Bang!! :eek:

Just a few seconds ago, he underwent a therapy session while on the mound, held by both Derek 'Old Man' Jeter & that god-awful manager Joe Girardi, only to be booed out of new Yankee Stadium by the full capacity crowd.

I hope they keep an eye on Bang!! after the game. He's liable to go jump in front of a subway train! :eek:
 

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lgna69xxx said:
the way he's pitching, i doubt anyone would try to stop him........

:D :D :D :D

Good one!!

By the way, Cleveland just added a few more runs in the inning, so i had to add another run to Bang's pitching line. It's presently 9-2 Cleveland, who's still bathing in the top of the 2nd with some bum named Claggett pitching. He still hasn't registered a single out. Who the hell is Claggett??
 

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Grand slam Indians!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13-2 for the Tribe & the 2nd inning still isn't even over!!!!!!! Wow!!!!!

How about that great Yankee bullpen!!!! :D :D :D
 

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14-2 , man, if it wasnt still in the 2nd , i would wish mlb had the ten run mercy rule! .......


Doc Holliday said:
:D :D :D :D

Good one!!

By the way, Cleveland just added a few more runs in the inning, so i had to add another run to Bang's pitching line. It's presently 9-2 Cleveland, who's still bathing in the top of the 2nd with some bum named Claggett pitching. He still hasn't registered a single out. Who the hell is Claggett??
 

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Grady Sizemore goes deep!!!!!!!! Another homerun!!!!

Tribe now leads 14-2 in the top of the 2nd inning!!!!!!!!!!

Claggett is getting bombed by the Tribe in his pitching debut!!!!!!! Wow!!!!

14 runs in the 2nd inning alone!!! Wow, wow, wow!!!!! :eek: :eek:

Fire that bum Girardi!!!!!!!! :D :D
 

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the heck with firing him, LET HIM PITCH!.........:eek:



Doc Holliday said:
Grady Sizemore goes deep!!!!!!!! Another homerun!!!!

Tribe now leads 14-2 in the top of the 2nd inning!!!!!!!!!!

Claggett is getting bombed by the Tribe in his pitching debut!!!!!!! Wow!!!!

14 runs in the 2nd inning alone!!! Wow, wow, wow!!!!! :eek: :eek:

Fire that bum Girardi!!!!!!!! :D :D
 

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lgna69xxx said:
14-2 , man, if it wasnt still in the 2nd , i would wish mlb had the ten run mercy rule! .......

Did you just hear the fans?? WE WANT SWISHER!! WE WANT SWISHER!! I love it!!!! :D :D
 

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ok ok, Doc, there is nothing to write home about the much "Storied" Blue Jays the last decade and a half :)


Doc Holliday said:
Did you just hear the fans?? WE WANT SWISHER!! WE WANT SWISHER!! I love it!!!! :D :D
 
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