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rumpleforeskiin

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7. Boy, does the Yankee bullpen suck.
 

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rumpleforeskiin said:
7. Boy, does the Yankee bullpen suck.

But the question is....is there a worse bullpen in the major leagues? :confused:

What an embarrassment to their fans on opening day!!!

Word around the league is that the key to beating the Yankees is to keep it close for 6 innings. Then, as soon as you get to the bullpen, you pounce on them & pound the crap out of them!
 
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rumpleforeskiin

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Doc Holliday said:
But the question is....is there a worse bullpen in the major leagues? :confused:

What an embarrassment to their fans on opening day!!!

Word around the league is that the key to beating the Yankees is to keep it close for 6 innings. Then, as soon as you get to the bullpen, you pounce on them & pound the crap out of them!
Who'da thunk it. Opening Day at the billion and a half dollar palace and the home fans booing the Bronx Bummers by the seventh inning.
 

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again, it counts as ONE loss, last i looked bosDONE had a few also so far in this early season........ your so silly Grape boy, sooooooooo silly:p
Merlot said:
Hey all,

Can you say...PEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Indians spoil Yankee Stadium opener for Yanks
The Yankees opened baseball's fanciest and priciest ballpark Thursday with a performance that would have embarrassed Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig and other stars from their famous pinstriped past.

After an 85-year run in a stadium that produced 26 World Series titles, New York saw its hitters fizzle and its bullpen come apart on a sunny afternoon in a 10-2 loss to the Cleveland Indians.

Jhonny Peralta broke a seventh-inning tie with a two-run double off Jose Veras, and Grady Sizemore hit a grand slam into the right-field seats off Damaso Marte.

"To come in here and do what we did is something we'll always remember," Sizemore said.

That was a reference to the Yankees right fielder who pitched during a blowout loss at Tampa Bay earlier in the week.

"It felt like we disappointed quite a few people today," Johnny Damon said.

On April 18, 1923, Ruth homered as New York opened the original Yankee Stadium with a 4-1 win over the Boston Red Sox, and the ballpark quickly was dubbed "The House that Ruth Built."

The opening of the new $1.5 billion house for baseball's most storied team wound up being much less memorable. Yankees batters stranded 10 runners in the first five innings, going 0-for-7 with runners in scoring position. The primary cheers were for Jorge Posada, who hit the first home run in the ballpark's history, a fifth-inning drive off Cliff Lee that that landed in Monument Park behind center field.

"I'm going to remember the home run, no question about it, but right now it's a little disappointing," Posada said.

CC Sabathia, pitching in pinstripes for the first time since signing a $161 million, seven-year contract, allowed an RBI double to Kelly Shoppach in the fourth. But he left after 122 pitches and 5 2-3 innings in his first start against his former team.

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Happy grand opening to the New York Stinkees. Was that David Ortiz jersey there long enough to put a curse on the new stadium. If not, the Indians did all they could to make it so. If this stadium lasts as long as the old one Stinkee fans can always look back to a christening LOSS! While the old stadium started with a win foretelling many victories, the new one costing $1.5 billion to house a team costing over $200 million per year with a $161 million pitcher on the mound opens with a gaping wound, now an indelible scar ...foreshadowing a much darker future than in the "House That Ruth Built"...maybe! "It felt like we disappointed quite a few people today," Johnny Damon said. It was a little more than that Johnny. Sizemore, Peralta, Martinez, Lee, and Shoppach didn't just ruin the day for NY fans, they tore their hearts out.

Too bad, it wasn't supposed to be this way in the script. Sabathia was supposed to pitch a gem, while A-Roid was supposed to crush opposition pitching. But, Sabathia sputtered out of gas, and A-Roid was a not even there. Well, at least the fans don't have to look around and remember blowing a 3-0 ALCS lead. Still, this is a most memorable inaugural beating for the scrapbook. "To come in here and do what we did is something we'll always remember," Sizemore said. And so will all those New York fans who thought their team and history would always bring them magic. REALITY ...that's what happened today. Right Joe.t...lol.

Cheers my boy, :p

Merlot

PS

After today's showing NASA is considering the possibility of saving billions by using Damaso Marte's arm to lunch it's rockets into space...bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
 

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Easy there Merlot, I see that you are getting your jollies out of the Yankees losing to the best pitcher in baseball last year while the Red Stinks are in last place with a rotation in shambles and David Ortiz who is a shell of his former self now reduced to hitting singles, can you say Ortiz for Jamie Moyer by the trade deadline seeing that Theo likes em old, toodles my delusional friend, bawhahahahahahahaha:p.
 

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whats wrong with Ortiz? ok ok i think i no the answer to that,....... he's got Mo Vaughn . or maybe yet, maybe he is Mo Vaughn! :D bwahahahahaahah......... long yr for the red SUCKS!
:D :D :D


Joe.t said:
Easy there Merlot, I see that you are getting your jollies out of the Yankees losing to the best pitcher in baseball last year while the Red Stinks are in last place with a rotation in shambles and David Ortiz who is a shell of his former self now reduced to hitting singles, can you say Ortiz for Jamie Moyer by the trade deadline seeing that Theo likes em old, toodles, bawhahahahahahahaha.
 
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lgna69xxx

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its not name calling K, its a figure of speech :D ........ ok since you have given me some great SP info and i to you as well, your exempt, heck i will even go edit..... that way pinot grigio and 4skin will feel special too :rolleyes: :p :D


Special K said:
Tards? :confused:Must we resort to name calling Igna? :( That surprising me coming from you.

PS...If you make any reference to Joe.t's beloved name in this thread, well, then he has that trademarked.
 

lgna69xxx

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STEROIDS?!?!???!??! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOT JOE T? a redsuck, a almighty red suk, using something illegal? why how dare you :)D ), there human but they could never make a mistake ...... only a Yankee could make that mistake, not a beloved redsuck! ....... now you take that back young man or a few here might be appalled! o well, to bad for them! :D

Gimme a S
Gimme a T
Gimme a E
Gimme a R
Gimme a O
Gimme a I
Gimme a D
Gimme a S:eek:

PS- I feel a temper tantrum coming, I'm going to run for cover.[/QUOTE]
 

lgna69xxx

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i cant wait to hear your argument when the other names are "leaked out" and they say EVERY MLB CLUB has at least ONE user, then what grape man? no way you can put down arod and defend your guys, but im sure you will say "i wont defend them" like typical fashion predicts from you, for the record, Arod was stupid and an idiot, and i dont support what he did, but i also believe in giving second chances and everyone on earth is not perfect



Merlot said:
That's my Joe.teenie,

No proof to go with no scruples. And, still not a word about an admitted A-Roid abuser. You have such a sweet lack of character and honor.

Luv you boy, :D

Merlot
 

lgna69xxx

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ok, fair enough...... truce
Merlot said:
Hello Igna,

You already saw me put forward my views as I saw them regarding Beckett despite disagreement with fellow Sox fans. Now isn't it a bit unfair to imply I will cover anyone's ass if they are guilty. If you can't read me by now you never will.

At last some real honesty. It so nice to see one Yankers fan who isn't totally blind drunk on pinstripes. I never said he should be banned from the game. But I do think anyone, Yanker or Sox, should be suspended...time decided by the commissioner.

Cheers,

Merlot
 

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How about those Blue Jays????

They just bombed Francisco Liriano & Minnesota 9-2 !!!!!

The Jays bats are starting to ressemble Murderer's Row!!!!

Kevin Millar hit a grandslam...his first in at least 5 years!!!!

Jays are in first place!!!! :D :D
 

lgna69xxx

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ahhhhhhhhhhh isnt april great? always brings out "HOPE"





Doc Holliday said:
They just bombed Francisco Liriano & Minnesota 9-2 !!!!!

The Jays bats are starting to ressemble Murderer's Row!!!!

Kevin Millar hit a grandslam...his first in at least 5 years!!!!

Jays are in first place!!!! :D :D
 

Doc Holliday

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lgna69xxx said:
ahhhhhhhhhhh isnt april great? always brings out "HOPE"
Yes, that's what a lot of people (incl. yours truly) said about the Rays last year.

Anyways, i'm having a ball seeing the Yankees & Red Sox struggling...especially the Yankees, considering how much money they've thrown away at free agents. Ooops!! They forgot about the bullpen!! :D

(i still think that Joe Girardi is an awful manager....)
 

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Matsui ailing; Nady may be out for year; Teixera needs cortisone to play

Yanks make move with Matsui hurting

NEW YORK -- Hideki Matsui's surgically repaired left knee has filled with fluid, causing the banged-up New York Yankees to recall first baseman Juan Miranda from Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

Yankees manager Joe Girardi said Friday that Matsui would be limited to pinch-hitting, possibly for a few more days. Right fielder Xavier Nady already is on the disabled list, and first baseman Mark Teixeira was in the starting lineup despite a sore left wrist that required a cortisone shot a day earlier.

That left New York with a short bench heading into the second game of a four-game series against Cleveland.

Reliever David Robertson, recalled from Scranton a day earlier when Nady went on the DL, was optioned back to the Triple-A team.

Matsui had surgery on the knee Sept. 22, and the Yankees don't expect him to play the outfield until June.

"His knees are pretty beat up, and you don't know how they're going to react from day to day. Hopefully, it's just one day for him," Girardi said. "Yeah, it's somewhat discouraging, but I think it's something we're going to have to deal with a lot during the course of the year just because of the stage of where he is in his career with his knees. ... Maybe he has taken a little step backwards, but that doesn't mean it's always going to be there. Sometimes it can be one movement that causes it."

Speaking through a translator, Matsui said the knee had been getting better and then regressing in repeated waves, but that he felt it was generally improving. He hoped he could be back to designated hitter by Saturday or not long after.

Teixeria, a switch-hitter, will be limited to batting left-handed for a few days. He said the cortisone shot made "a huge difference."

"I woke up this morning and it felt good. It's sore from where the shot went in." he said.

Nady was to have a CT scan on his elbow Friday. He hopes to avoid ligament-replacement surgery, which would end his season.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4076602
 

lgna69xxx

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Are you kidding? look what he did in Florida, ....... and with the pressure in NY, he's doing a very very VERY good job, plus he is a EX catcher and history shows former catcher's who became managers are some of the best, give him time and he will go from very very very good to GREAT! ......... geez Doc, you are kidding about Girardi i hope, everyone in baseball respects and know's the man is a good manager...





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(i still think that Joe Girardi is an awful manager....)
 

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Just got back home & saw that the Yankees are trailing the Indians 4-3. Joba "Jack Daniels" Chamberlain is no longer in the game. He lasted just over 4 innings, giving up 5 earned runs on 6 hits, 5 walks, 1 homerun allowed on 93 pitches.

After Burnett & Petite, there ain't much to cheer about in the Yankees starting rotation. And then there's the AWFUL Yankee bullpen.....
 
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