Oh, Jeez, how could I possibly forget Igawa? Bet Joe's already forgotten him though. Igawa, by the way, got mashed by the Toledo Mud Hens on Tuesday.btyger said:
The Joe.T Memorial Yankees Suck Thread for 2007
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Let me be the first to congratulate the Yankees on a rare two game winning streak. It seems that, despite the loss, the fans in the stands had more than enough fun at Pay-rod's expense. (For the record, Joe Torre has lined up on the side of those who say that Stray-Rod's scream in TO was bush league.)
Now back to the sordid affair, here's a couple of pictures of A-Rod's "other" friend. http://www.chiefswarroom.net/images/ Do things like that exist in nature?
Now back to the sordid affair, here's a couple of pictures of A-Rod's "other" friend. http://www.chiefswarroom.net/images/ Do things like that exist in nature?
Countdown to Judy!!!
12.5 and counting.
J.D Drew i absolutley love you man, you have been a big bust errrr!! i mean a big help.
12.5 and counting.
J.D Drew i absolutley love you man, you have been a big bust errrr!! i mean a big help.
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3 must do things for the game today.
Yankee fans
1. Buy popcorn(Orval Redenbacker, buttery brand is the absolute best).
2. Call your bookie and take the Yankees straight up or the +1.5 line which pays more.
3. Call the agency to see if your favourite sp is working tomorrow as it will be a freebie(Senators come through for me tonight i will have $600 big ones coming my way as i took them along with Wang in a 2 team parlay)
Red Sox fans
1 Make sure your watching the game alone so nobody hears your profanity laced tirades(especially if there are women and children around which is not good).
2. Buy foam bricks at the joke store(relieves tension when you toss them at the tv).
3. Make alternate to do plans by the 4th inning as the game will be long over.
Yankee fans
1. Buy popcorn(Orval Redenbacker, buttery brand is the absolute best).
2. Call your bookie and take the Yankees straight up or the +1.5 line which pays more.
3. Call the agency to see if your favourite sp is working tomorrow as it will be a freebie(Senators come through for me tonight i will have $600 big ones coming my way as i took them along with Wang in a 2 team parlay)
Red Sox fans
1 Make sure your watching the game alone so nobody hears your profanity laced tirades(especially if there are women and children around which is not good).
2. Buy foam bricks at the joke store(relieves tension when you toss them at the tv).
3. Make alternate to do plans by the 4th inning as the game will be long over.
The 2nd coming.....not coming
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/03/sports/baseball/03clemens.html?_r=1&ref=sports&oref=slogin
Clemens to Miss Series Against Chicago
By TYLER KEPNER
Published: June 3, 2007
BOSTON, June 2 — A season rife with injuries took another discouraging turn for the Yankees on Saturday. Roger Clemens, who was expected to start on Monday in Chicago, will miss at least the series against the White Sox.
Kei Igawa, who has spent nearly a month in the minors trying to revamp his delivery, is expected to start in Clemens’s place against the White Sox.
Clemens, who turns 45 in August, has made three minor league starts for the Yankees’ affiliates without any reported physical setbacks. But the groin, which troubled him off and on in his first five years with the Yankees, acted up during his last start, on Monday for Class AAA Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
Clemens pitched well that night, allowing only two hits over six shutout innings, but he has been unable to shake the discomfort and will not be available against the White Sox.
The Yankees’ next nine games after that series are at home, meaning Clemens could rejoin the team and make his first start at Yankee Stadium if he heals quickly. The Yankees are paying Clemens a pro-rated salary of $28 million, agreeing to the deal on May 6.
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Maybe RC needs a Trip to Toronto, to visit Joslyn Morse......YOU BABY !
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/03/sports/baseball/03clemens.html?_r=1&ref=sports&oref=slogin
Clemens to Miss Series Against Chicago
By TYLER KEPNER
Published: June 3, 2007
BOSTON, June 2 — A season rife with injuries took another discouraging turn for the Yankees on Saturday. Roger Clemens, who was expected to start on Monday in Chicago, will miss at least the series against the White Sox.
Kei Igawa, who has spent nearly a month in the minors trying to revamp his delivery, is expected to start in Clemens’s place against the White Sox.
Clemens, who turns 45 in August, has made three minor league starts for the Yankees’ affiliates without any reported physical setbacks. But the groin, which troubled him off and on in his first five years with the Yankees, acted up during his last start, on Monday for Class AAA Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.
Clemens pitched well that night, allowing only two hits over six shutout innings, but he has been unable to shake the discomfort and will not be available against the White Sox.
The Yankees’ next nine games after that series are at home, meaning Clemens could rejoin the team and make his first start at Yankee Stadium if he heals quickly. The Yankees are paying Clemens a pro-rated salary of $28 million, agreeing to the deal on May 6.
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Maybe RC needs a Trip to Toronto, to visit Joslyn Morse......YOU BABY !
Right about the no runs, wrong about the six innings. Wrong by six.Joe.t said:Don't worry he will do just fine, he has been heavily evaluated by the Yankees and thats why they give him a $28 million dollar contract, he is scheduled to pitch approxmately 6 innings on monday(that is 6 shutout innings, my prediction)
btyger said:
Oh how brave of you
, how about i wager you that the Red Sox do not win the world series, do you accept?The CURSE continues.....
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070602&content_id=2001208&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
06/02/2007 11:33 PM ET
Mientkiewicz suffers concussion
First baseman also has cervical sprain, fractured bone in wrist
BOSTON -- Yankees first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz will be placed on the 15-day disabled list after being involved in a violent collision at Fenway Park on Saturday.
Mientkiewicz was struck in the head by the left knee of Boston's Mike Lowell in a collision at first base, which came as Lowell was beating out a potential double-play grounder against New York's Scott Proctor.
The baseball trickled away and two runs scored as Mientkiewicz lay motionless on the infield dirt, at which time play was halted. Tests at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed a mild concussion, cervical sprain and a fractured scaphoid bone in Mientkiewicz's right wrist.
The first baseman will be kept overnight for observation and will be replaced on the Yankees' roster before Sunday's game against the Red Sox.
"Right now, that's really all that's on my mind," said Proctor, who was the losing pitcher in New York's 11-6 defeat. "You get a guy, a teammate like that, who's going out there busting his [rear] every day, and lose him. To see him take such a hard hit, we're hoping and praying that he's going to come out OK. He's a gamer, he's a big part of this team, and we want him back."
Lowell hit a bases-loaded ground ball to second baseman Robinson Cano, who fed the play to shortstop Derek Jeter on an awkward throw, forcing out Kevin Youkilis at second base. Appearing to have issues gripping the ball, Jeter relayed a one-hop bouncer to Mientkiewicz.
Mientkiewicz, a former Gold Glover, went into a split in an attempt to corral the throw but was clipped by Lowell, who barreled down the line and went to second base on the throwing error charged to Jeter.
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Hey, wasn't IT Mientkiewicz who was holding hostage the final out baseball from the Red Sox 2004 World Series Win..............
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20070602&content_id=2001208&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
06/02/2007 11:33 PM ET
Mientkiewicz suffers concussion
First baseman also has cervical sprain, fractured bone in wrist
BOSTON -- Yankees first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz will be placed on the 15-day disabled list after being involved in a violent collision at Fenway Park on Saturday.
Mientkiewicz was struck in the head by the left knee of Boston's Mike Lowell in a collision at first base, which came as Lowell was beating out a potential double-play grounder against New York's Scott Proctor.
The baseball trickled away and two runs scored as Mientkiewicz lay motionless on the infield dirt, at which time play was halted. Tests at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed a mild concussion, cervical sprain and a fractured scaphoid bone in Mientkiewicz's right wrist.
The first baseman will be kept overnight for observation and will be replaced on the Yankees' roster before Sunday's game against the Red Sox.
"Right now, that's really all that's on my mind," said Proctor, who was the losing pitcher in New York's 11-6 defeat. "You get a guy, a teammate like that, who's going out there busting his [rear] every day, and lose him. To see him take such a hard hit, we're hoping and praying that he's going to come out OK. He's a gamer, he's a big part of this team, and we want him back."
Lowell hit a bases-loaded ground ball to second baseman Robinson Cano, who fed the play to shortstop Derek Jeter on an awkward throw, forcing out Kevin Youkilis at second base. Appearing to have issues gripping the ball, Jeter relayed a one-hop bouncer to Mientkiewicz.
Mientkiewicz, a former Gold Glover, went into a split in an attempt to corral the throw but was clipped by Lowell, who barreled down the line and went to second base on the throwing error charged to Jeter.
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Hey, wasn't IT Mientkiewicz who was holding hostage the final out baseball from the Red Sox 2004 World Series Win..............
-Well it wasn't the clean sweep that i predicted but 2 out of 3 ain't bad, play of the game was the catch by Abreu in the 8th that saved the game right there, it was one of nicest grabs that i have ever seen and made up for his terrible misplay on the Ortiz fly ball on Saturday that probably turned the game around otherwise it might have been a clean sweep by the Yankees.
- Is it safe to say that it will be 11.5 after tonight as Boston is going up against the hottest player in baseball(Haren), is it just me or do others have this vision of Teixeira hitting homers in a Yankee uniform.
- Is it safe to say that it will be 11.5 after tonight as Boston is going up against the hottest player in baseball(Haren), is it just me or do others have this vision of Teixeira hitting homers in a Yankee uniform.
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Joe.t said:- Is it safe to say that it will be 11.5 after tonight as Boston is going up against the hottest player in baseball(Haren), is it just me or do others have this vision of Teixeira hitting homers in a Yankee uniform.
Who's pitching tonight for the Yankees, Clemens...cough, cough, oh yea, forgot, he's going on the DL after his MRI today...No, Matt Desalvo's pitching...worst case scenario, it stays at 12.5 after tonight.
As for Teixeira, that would be a big score for the Yanks, perhaps they should go after some decent pitching first though.
Actually, Joe, when you come in 13.5 back, 2 out of 3 is pretty bad. The Spankees needed, and didn't get, a sweep.Joe.t said:
Nope, not safe to say at all. While I'd be quite surprised to see the Sox win, after an all night flight to Oakland and having to face Danny Haren, I still think they're a better bet than the Yankees in Chicago behind DeSalvo.Joe.t said:- Is it safe to say that it will be 11.5 after tonight as Boston is going up against the hottest player in baseball(Haren), is it just me or do others have this vision of Teixeira hitting homers in a Yankee uniform.
Just you, Joe, like always. You really should lay off those hallucinogens. Assuming that Texas isn't going to give Teixeira away, you have to give something back for something you get. The Yankees don't have anything to give, at least nothing that they're going to give.Joe.t said:is it just me or do others have this vision of Teixeira hitting homers in a Yankee uniform.
Can't put Clemens on the DL since he's not even on the roster. Most likely scenario is that the Yankees bail on him. He's on a minor league contract and his 4 billion dollar deal doesn't kick in until they actually activate him. Look for the Yankees to cut bait on him. Besides, I'm not sure they'll have room for him now that they have to find a spot for Andy "Oh my Aching Back" Pettitte.Special K said:
I'm curious. Why does Clemens have a fatigued groin? Isn't A-Rod the one whose groin should be fatigued?
Special K said:
What a great start by Matt Desalvo, he lasted a whole 1.1 innings!! Woohoo!
PS...Rumples, I have to agree with you about Sutcliffe, he could be the 2nd worst commentator in baseball history.
On a side note, that Erin Andrews is making this game worth watching. Damn, she's f'n gorgeous!
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Special K said:
WOW ! (ya, I'm off topic)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIP7a9Z-YBM
Too Funny with the Music....The Tubes - She's a Beauty
"You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.
She'll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a dollar first.
You can step outside your little world.
You can talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...
She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?"
Dunno, K. Maybe third worst. The worst two are working together, right now, in the same booth at the same time: Mr. and Mrs. Pinstripe, John Sterling and Suzyn "Oh, My God, in George's Box, It's Roger Clemens, Roger Clemens is Coming Back" Waldman, the laughing stock of New York.Special K said:
http://www.wcbs880.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=695991
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