The Joe.T Memorial Yankees Suck Thread for 2007

[Joe.t]

Yes how sweep it is!!!! Boston massacre part 2 just completed with part 3 and the final conclusion coming September 14 to a theatre near you.

Oh by the way my dear korbie you want a prediction and i will certainly give you one, Wang combines with Chamberlain and pitches a shutout, the Red Sox will not get more than 6 hits, that is unless Francona decides to sit rumples hero the great Crisp who lately has been putting on a hitless clinic.

and the legend of Joe.T was born.

-Does anybody have any vintage footage of when the last time Coco got a hit.

 

[korbel]

Yes how sweep it is!!!! Boston massacre part 2 just completed with part 3 and the final conclusion coming September 14 to a theatre near you.



and the legend of Joe.T was born.

-Does anybody have any vintage footage of when the last time Coco got a hit.

Hello Joe. t,

Bwahahahaha, I luv ya Joey boy. Anybody who thinks he is a legend as a one hit wonder is the kind of ludicrous character that's so much fun to have at parties for the laughs.

Chuckles,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

Well well well well lookie here, a new team on top for the wild card spot with first place right around the corner.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/standings

 

[korbel]

Well well well well lookie here, a new team on top for the wild card spot with first place right around the corner.

Hello Joe. t,

Dreee e e e eam, dream...dream...dream, dreee e e e eam....lol. I feel another prediction coming on. Come on buddy, be DARING. When do the Yankers take 1st place...LOL! Oh One-Hit-Wonder...oh pseudo-legend...DAZZLE US...lol!

Big Hug,

Korbel

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Try posting without your usual foul language and derogatory comments.

Must confess that I'm bewildered by one's objection to the use of the word "fucking" on an escort review board.

From all accounts, "fucking" is what Derek Jeter spends most of his off field time doing. And I dare surmise that "fucking" is what A-Rod and his Toronto stripper friend spend a fair amount of their time together engaged in.

As for myself, I spend most of my time with escorts just "holding hands."

 

[eastender]

Because...............

Must confess that I'm bewildered by one's objection to the use of the word "fucking" on an escort review board.

From all accounts, "fucking" is what Derek Jeter spends most of his off field time doing. And I dare surmise that "fucking" is what A-Rod and his Toronto stripper friend spend a fair amount of their time together engaged in.

As for myself, I spend most of my time with escorts just "holding hands."

Because you look like a poster with Tourette's Syndrome or a six year old trying to sneak in dirty words.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Because you look like a poster with Tourette's Syndrome or a six year old trying to sneak in dirty words.

Hey! That was my joke!

 

[eastender]

Co - author

Hey! That was my joke!

You are welcome to co-author or co-jokester status if you wish.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

If anyone locates Eastender's sense of humour, please deposit it at the corner of Parthenais and Ontario. Thanks.

 

[korbel]

Wow

But before this, expect a massacre against Seattle starting Sept 3 .

Hello Femaleluver2,

WOW...out from under the rock and into making outrageous predictions. I'm proud of you. It takes a courageous guy to risk getting a bucket of egg on his face. Just ask Joe. t the One-Hit-Wonder who does it 99.99999999% of the time. I'm still waiting for him to have the guts to predict when the Yankers will be in 1st.

Hey Rearender,

Does "Because you look like a poster with Tourette's Syndrome or a six year old trying to sneak in dirty words" meet your standards of "intellectual rigor". "There is no benefit in being as poor as the other guy. Just another example of under-achieving". Tsk tsk tsk tsk...it sure is disappointing when my friend and hero fails to measure up to his own noble lofty goals. I think I'm going to cry...waaaaaaaa...naughty, naughty. I really want to learn from my friend. Let's see intellectual rigor includes: contradiction, hypocrisy, disrespect...good...MORE...I want to learn MORE!

Support hug,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

Hello Joe. t,

Dreee e e e eam, dream...dream...dream, dreee e e e eam....lol. I feel another prediction coming on. Come on buddy, be DARING. When do the Yankers take 1st place...LOL! Oh One-Hit-Wonder...oh pseudo-legend...DAZZLE US...lol!

Big Hug,

Korbel

Sept 16, circle it on your calendar.

 

[korbel]

Sept 16, circle it on your calendar.

Hello Joe. t,

That-a-boy. Circled here for documentation. Now remember, accuracy counts.

Good luck...lol,

Korbel

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Nice fucking job tonight by future fucking first fucking ballot Hall of Fucking Famer, Phil Phuching Hughes.

But Andy Fucking Sonnanstine? Sonnanstine has fucking never gone more than 7 fucking innings and never given up few than 2 runs. Before tofuckingnight.

The fucking Spankees sure got their fucking asses reamed out tonight by the worst fucking franchise in the history of the fucking game.

 

[korbel]

The fucking Spankees sure got their fucking asses reamed out tonight by the worst fucking franchise in the history of the fucking game.

Hello Rumples,

I'm not happy with how the Sox are doing either, but does anyone esle find it totally hilarious that the Tankees can sweep the Sox then get totally reamed by Tampa Bay...of all teams. I mean it's freaking insanely FUNNY! The mighty billionaire boys get just 2 stinking hits so far in 8 innings against a pitcher who has 3 wins, 9 losses, and a 6.38 ERA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ROFLMAO...oh wait , I can't stop...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And with a great chance to gain another game...hehehehehe...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hey Joe. t. Damon is behind Crisp again...lol.

Hysterical,

Korbel

UPDATE: it's over. Tankees 1 Devils 9. Sonnanstine gets win number 4...Ooooooo a big 4 on the backs of the pinstriped bat boys. It's still hilarious...bwahahahahaha. Back under the rock boys, the one marked 16-0...LOL!

 

[Joe.t]

The Red Sox lose to one of the worst teams in baseball who snapped a 9 game losing streak while Boston is on its own 4 game losing streak, what a fucking disgrace, yah first place my ass and its only a matter of time, the day the Red Sox win the East is the day i let Micheal Vick take my dog for a walk.

 

[korbel]

The Red Sox lose to one of the worst teams in baseball who snapped a 9 game losing streak while Boston is on its own 4 game losing streak, what a fucking disgrace, yah first place my ass and its only a matter of time, the day the Red Sox win the East is the day i let Micheal Vick take my dog for a walk.

Hello Joey,

Cursing? Yeah, I'd be pissed off too if my team just blew a great chance to pick up a game by losing so disgustingly to a bottom feeder even other bottom feeders feast on. It's so hilarious...bwahahahaha...2 hits to a pitcher who was 3-9 when the day started...ROFLMAO! Unbelievable!!!

Kisses,

Korbel

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

The Red Sox lose to one of the worst teams in baseball who snapped a 9 game losing streak while Boston is on its own 4 game losing streak, what a fucking disgrace, yah first place my ass and its only a matter of time, the day the Red Sox win the East is the day i let Micheal Vick take my dog for a walk.

Big words from a man whose team just got pounded to a bloody pulp by the worst team in history, by a pitcher with a career ERA over 6.

the day the Red Sox win the East is the day i let Micheal Vick take my dog for a walk.

Duly noted.

 

[korbel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEd3pS1jXJ4

Hello Daringly,

Thanks for illuminating the source of the tragedy...lol.

NO NOOOOOO,

Korbel

 

[korbel]

Clay Buchholz, 23 years old: NO HITTER!!! Just A Rookie In His Second Start.

 

[Joe.t]

Coco, another 0 for 4 night and whose average is sinking like the titanic!!!