The Joe.T Memorial Yankees Suck Thread for 2007

[korbel]

Pitiful.

Hello Joe. T,

Really, after that performance by Clay Buchholz the best you can do is cling to a little side bet. PATHETIC! So after all the "lights out, unhittable, you know what happens in August" stuff you have been throwing; and after all the Yankers pitchers you promoted as the best thing since Cy Young himself, a rookie in a Boston Red Sox uniform in only his second game ever throws a no runs, no hits, no errors game. Plus, that absolutely amazing play by Pedroia off of Buckholz' glove to first base for an out. FUCKING INSANE! You could be man enough to say something better than Coco sucks. Go back to sleep and try to dig up some credibility in the morning.

Pathetic,

Korbel

 

[Special K]

Check out these highlights on MLB.com, what an amazing night at Fenway this must've been!

Buckholz nono

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Boys, considering that Buchholz is probably the best young pitcher in the American League, please take note: B-U-C-H-H-O-L-Z.

I watched the entire game this evening and was blown away by his lights out performance. His primary pitch was the change and he probably threw as many curves as fastballs. (Sorry, Rearender, I don't have the exact percentages.)

Joba Who?

 

[korbel]

Boys, considering that Buchholz is probably the best young pitcher in the American League, please take note: B-U-C-H-H-O-L-Z.

I watched the entire game this evening and was blown away by his lights out performance. His primary pitch was the change and he probably threw as many curves as fastballs. (Sorry, Rearender, I don't have the exact percentages.)

Joba Who?

Hello Rumples,

Funny...just shows how new the guy is...lol. Hello Joe. t, so how many of your alleged supermen have a No-No..huh? Now that's what "LIGHTS OUT" really looks like. Stats by BeastBender to follow...damn my spelling.

Toodles,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

The Tejada out looked questionable and he was clearly upset, i am not sure the umps called it right.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

The Tejada out looked questionable and he was clearly upset, i am not sure the umps called it right.

Players are often upset when a great play is made on them, you fucking moron. In this case, the play made on Tejada by Rookie of the Year Pedroia wasn't particularly close.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Looks like the Yanks have a gem of their own in Ian Kennedy!

Kennedy is certainly a decent prospect, though certainly not of the caliber of Buchholz, Lester, Chamberlain, or Hughes. Consider the company, however. My aunt, Gertrude, could shut down the Devil Rays. And I don't even have an Aunt Gertrude.

 

[Joe.t]

Looks like the Yanks have a gem of their own in Ian Kennedy!

The only thing that worries me about Kennedy is that his fastball tops out at around 91 mph which means that he has to really rely on his other pitches but then again Roger's fastball tops out at around the same speed and he has been dominating at times using his other pitches.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Welcome back, BT. In honor of your return, the TB Devil Rays kicked Andy Pettitte's washed up ass today.

By the way, today must be Edwar Ramirez' lucky day. After getting his sorry minor league ass kicked by the lowly Devil Rays, his ERA is 7.11.

 

[Joe.t]

Welcome back btyger your a good guy even though you root for the Red Sox.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Nice job by Pettitte today, Joe. Um, I think Michael Vick's dog needs a walk.

 

[Joe.t]

What no Gagne today?, for a second i thought that Francona was going to show some balls and use him, what a waste of a pick up.

Hey btyger i hope you didn't let the expected smashing that the Yankees gave the Red Sox get you down too much, what did you think of Clemens performance? tune in tomorrow and you will see another awesome display of "light out pitching", first things first, first we sweep the struggling Mariners and then Sept 14,15,16 will be the final nail in the coffin.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

What no Gagne today?, for a second i thought that Francona was going to show some balls and use him, what a waste of a pick up.

You're changing the subject, Joe. Today's subject isn't Gagne, but Edwar and Pettitte. And, by the way, speaking of "waste of a pickup," at least they didn't waste $19 M on a waste of a pickup.

Hey btyger i hope you didn't let the expected smashing that the Yankees gave the Red Sox get you down too much, what did you think of Clemens performance?

Old news, Joe, but I guess current events are too depressing for you, no?

then Sept 14,15,16 will be the final nail in the coffin.

Sorry, Joe, the final nail is already in the coffin, and inside the coffin you'll find the corpse of Johnny Damon performing an act of necrophilia on the corpse of Mike Mussina.

 

[korbel]

Lol

Okay, Joe, if you say so. You are truly in your own world. I turned on sportscenter, baseball tonight, espn.com, nobody thought Tejada was safe, and nobody led off with the story of Coco's Crisp night...nobody but you. The only mention of Crisp on sportscenter was his great defense to preserve the no-hitter.

Hello Btyger,

Welcome back to the war. GEEEEZ...you sure do know Joe.t...lol! Obviously talKing about old news is kind of a sedative for Joe.t to help him forget current events and the sad facts for his billionaire Yankers. Go ahead Joe. t...yeah, Crisp went 0-4 but made two plays that saved the No-No.Tejada, of course he was pissed. He failed. Gagne, sure sucks for you that he's hurt. We understand how you would like to see him give away more games, BUT...maybe we feel okay about it...lol. Hmmmmm...no mention of A-Rodless going hitless today. No mention of Pettitte, your best pitcher in recent outings getting shelled. Ooooooo, no mention of Damon going hitless at 0-4 today when he was only hitting 260 to start the day. What's the matter Joe. t. You thought that sort of stat was the big news yesterday. My goodness credibility sinking like the Titanic did, only faster. Most importantly, no mention of losing another game when the Red Sox were resting some of their best players, after the Yankers blew a chance to pick up another game a couple of nights ago by getting blown away by one of the worse teams in baseball. OH WAIT...you got blown away by the same team again today...YIKES! Geeeeez Josey. Lots of sins of omission. But to draw a quote from the movie Chicago..."understandable...understandable". A word of advice Josey...it's not wise to lose to the worse team in baseball near the very end of a pennant race. But, since you have had a lot to forget about, I would like to help. Try this:
http://www.umsl.edu/~keelr/180/prescrip.html

6 GAMES

Sleep tight buddy,

Korbel

 

[Special K]

Just lookin' in and enjoying the show! Great comebacks as usual Joe.t. What would bronx banter be without someone as warped as yourself?

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Oh, by the way, the Sox magic number is down to 20. Should be about 2 weeks before Michael Vick receives the magic phone call from Joe.T.

 

[Joe.t]

Remeber my last prediction korbel?

Expect another gem from Clemens who has hit his stride and with Joba will "pitch the lights out" against the struggling Mariners while the Blue Jays will take batting practice against the $100 million bust who will try to avoid his fourth straight loss, i expect the bum to be out of there by the 5th inning.

D-Mat, Lugo, Crisp, Drew, plus no bench what so ever to speak of, the mistakes keep piling up by junior, back down to 5 after tonight as i expect the red hot Blue Jays to take or even sweep the series, Doc Holliday will be a happy camper after this series.

 

[Joe.t]

Hench picks the Yankees to take it all.

Wow!!! baseball expert analyst Kevin Hench picks the Yankees to destroy the Red Sox and win the world series, also check out what he has to say about Johnny Damon and Clemens!!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7182338

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Expect another gem from Clemens... "pitch the lights out"

Perhaps you meant "Clemens will get knocked out, 'cause it's the top of the fourth now and he looks like dogshit. Six hits and a walk in 3 1/3, which for your information sucks.

Ooops. 3 2/3, 7 hits, a walk, and a HBP, which sucks even worse.

Oops. 4, 8 hits, a walk, an HBP, not to mention 5 ER. Even the confused Rearender couldn't obfuscate the fact that this sucks. Apparently, he's about to be replaced by the corpse of Mike Mussina.

 

[Joe.t]

Perhaps you meant "Clemens will get knocked out, 'cause it's the top of the fourth now and he looks like dogshit. Six hits and a walk in 3 1/3, which for your information sucks.

Ooops. 3 2/3, 7 hits, a walk, and a HBP, which sucks even worse.

Oops. 4, 8 hits, a walk, an HBP, not to mention 5 ER. Even the confused Rearender couldn't obfuscate the fact that this sucks. Apparently, he's about to be replaced by the corpse of Mike Mussina.

I swear to god that Hench and i are not related.