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korbel

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Hello all,

It's the 8th inning and the SLAUGHTER is on with 7 runs scored so far in this inning. DAMN! Sox 9 Angels 0.

Hey Josey, did you predict a shutout by Schilling? C'mon, I bet you and Hench got that right didn't you?

UPDATE 6:38 (1838hr)
Yes, IT'S A SWEEP!!!
Sox win 9-1.

Tingles,

Korbel
 

rumpleforeskiin

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Tribe strikes early. The $28,000,000 man is looking mighty shaky. The Yanks and Torre are down to their last 27 outs.

One prediction: Trot Nixon is going to have a HUGE night.
 
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Robert 21

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The Rocket has lifted OFF

Game 3 Indians @ Yankees (Indians are up 2 Games to None)

Indians lead 2-0 in the Top of the 3rd, 1 out, Indians have a man on 1st.......

The Rocket has been lifted............

GOOD LUCK ROGER !
SEE YOU IN THE HALL OF FAME.............




wait............Indians now UP 3-0, 2 outs, Kenny Lofton is up..............
 

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Robert 21 said:
Game 3 Indians @ Yankees (Indians are up 2 Games to None)

Indians lead 2-0 in the Top of the 3rd, 1 out, Indians have a man on 1st.......

The Rocket has been lifted............

GOOD LUCK ROGER !
SEE YOU IN THE HALL OF FAME.............




wait............Indians now UP 3-0, 2 outs, Kenny Lofton is up..............
Hello Robert21,

So you don't think Steinmoney will offer him $50,000,000 to start in June next year...lol.

$$$$$

Korbel
 

rumpleforeskiin

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Joe.t said:
Didn't I tell you three straight.:)
And you were right. The Sox won three straight.
 

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Joe.t said:
Didn't I tell you three straight.:)
Hello Joe.t,

Do you have to "spaz", act like any positive detail is a mandate from GOD and that you are His prophet. Geeeeeeez...GROW UP! You make this little speech if it happens, not when you are still behind 2-1. Our well rested team is waiting whatever happens. Chances are the Yankers won't get to show up.

I'll make a prediction more certain than death or taxes. Joe.t will spaz if the Yankers win and hide under a rock if they don't...lol.

Bronx cheers kiddie,

Korbel

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OOOOPS! I just discovered my wonderful buddy Joe.t is SUSPENDED for 2 days. DAMN! Gonna miss you buddy.
 
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Korbel said:
Hello Joe.t,

Do you have to "spaz", act like any positive detail is a mandate from GOD and that you are His prophet. Geeeeeeez...GROW UP! You make this little speech if it happens, not when you are still behind 2-1. Our well rested team is waiting whatever happens. Chances are the Yankers won't get to show up.

I'll make a prediction more certain than death or taxes. Joe.t will spaz if the Yankers win and hide under a rock if they don't...lol.

Bronx cheers kiddie,

Korbel

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OOOOPS! I just discovered my wonderful buddy Joe.t is SUSPENDED for 2 days. DAMN! Gonna miss you buddy.

The title and wording of this post is sad and unfortunate.

This board is supposed to be inclusive and respectful. Board members include those who may suffer from various motor, neural or other disorders and others who may be afflicted by various handicaps.

Even the healthy members may have a family member or a friend who is not so fortunate and would not be favourably impressed by such language.

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving and perhaps this will give us cause to stop and be thankful for the good health that we and those dear to us enjoy.
 
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korbel

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Hello all,

Ohhhhhhhh my goodness, can it be true or is it just Christmas. Yankees OUT!!! It looks like it's going to mighty tough for the Yankers to win three straight Joe. t. Na na...na na na na...hey hey hey...GOODBYE!:D

Stick that up your stinking HENCH...LOL!

Night night,

Korbel
 

rumpleforeskiin

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Joe.t said:
Didn't I tell you three straight.:)
Three shots of Jack Daniel's straight up? Next prediction, Joe? (Please, please, please, don't curse the Sox by picking them to win.)
 

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rumpleforeskiin said:
Three shots of Jack Daniel's straight up? Next prediction, Joe? (Please, please, please, don't curse the Sox by picking them to win.)

Okay Joe, the modern day version of Evil-Eye Fleegle, let's see if you can met the challenge.
 

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BTyger,

Yankee fans don't refer to Wang as Cy Wang. Or more accurately, only one Yankee fan does. Need I refer to him by name? Give you a hint. He's sleeping late this morning on his home planet of Moronia.

Another miserable performance by A-Rod, who couldn't manage one hit with a runner on base during the recently ended ALDS. Jeter sucked. Posada sucked. Wang sucked. Clemens sucked. $1.3 billion down the toilet over the last 7 years of miserable failure.
 

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Well, sorry, I was trying to be polite by not naming names.
Hello Btyger and Rumples,

It is Joe.t...why be polite when he was so full of hot air all year. Now Yankers fans, chew on this for a while:

A-Rod Goes From Regular Season Hero to Playoff Zero.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7314130?MSNHPHCP&GT1=10539

On the Mark: A-Rod fails to shine again.

As it ended — the Yankee season and, in all likelihood, the Joe Torre era — Alex Rodriguez was asked if he had been redeemed.

"I don't believe in redemption and all that kind of crap," he said. "It is what it is."

His answer will stand among the few striking sentiments in all the postseason verbiage. It was what it was, an improbable coda to Torre's reign: Derek Jeter grounding into an inning-ending double play with runners on first and third, and A-Rod knocking the meaningless solo homer an inning later.

"I feel like we let him down," Rodriguez said.
For 12 years now, Joe Torre has endowed the Yankees a sense of stability and dignity it had lacked under George Steinbrenner. He isn't the perfect manager, not after losing three consecutive Division Series to teams with considerably lesser payrolls. And if the reports are true, this four-game loss to the Cleveland Indians will be his last as a Yankee.

"It's not Joe's fault," said Rodriguez.

In fact, the fault belongs to Chien-Ming Wang and Roger Clemens and all the big batsmen who suddenly couldn't hit with runners in scoring position. Jeter was 3-for-17, hitting into three double plays while leaving eight men on base. Jorge Posada was 2-for-15. Hideki Matsui was 2-for-11. Bobby Abreu went 4-for-15. Rodriguez was also 4-for-15, with two walks and six strikeouts.

So maybe for once he hit better than Captain Clutch. That misses the point, though. Alex Rodriguez is the most talented position player in baseball. He's coming off yet another MVP season, with 54 homers and 156 RBI. But he went into Monday night's game six for his last 51 in the playoffs. This October was his turn to shine — and he did not.

That solo home run — a shot that made the score 6-3 in the seventh — was his first postseason RBI since 2004. He won't be remembered for that, though. Yankee fans are more likely to recall him striking out with runners on first and second in the first. Or, even more conspicuous, the ninth inning of Game 2: baseball's best player striking out in a tie game, leaving Abreu stranded on second base.

He had his chance to be a Yankee hero. Now he has a chance to be a free agent. He can break all the records and break the bank, too, setting astronomical new standards in every category from home runs to salary.

I can't help but think he should go to the Cubs. Batting at Wrigley, he could finish his career with close to a thousand homers. Besides, he'd be playing with house money. Losing doesn't seem to bother Cubs fans all that much.

Rodriguez, who can declare for free agency 10 days after the World Series, said it was too early to be thinking in those terms. "It's a very painful time," he said.

Of course, he wants Joe Torre to return as the Yankee manager. He just can't want it too much. Such a want would hint at a need for redemption. And A-Rod knows better than that.
It is what it is.

On the Mark

Obviously, Chien-Ming Wang studied tapes of Roger Clemens' postseason performances.

Can't say I was shocked to see Clemens leave Game 3 down 3-0 after 2 1/3 innings.

Remember Game 7, New York-Boston, 2003 ALCS? Clemens lasted three-plus and left down 4-0.

Fact: With his team facing elimination, Clemens has one win in seven chances and a 5.28 ERA. That win, by the way? Oct. 15, 1986.
So can someone explain exactly how Clemens got to be the personification of Yankee virtue.

By the way, tomorrow marks the 17th anniversary of the day he got tossed in the second inning against Oakland. Of course, that was an elimination game, too.


Bronx Cheers,


Korbel
 
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korbel

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Hello all,

Remember this prediction so worshipped up by our own Joe.t???

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7182338
Yankees primed for another title run.

by Kevin Hench

Not only will the Yankees make the playoffs, but if they happen to meet the Red Sox in the ALCS for the third time in five years, they will beat them on their way to their first World Series title in seven seasons.

1. This Chamberlain does not appease
With the call-up of flamethrower Joba Chamberlain (17 K, 5 H, 4 BB in 11.1 scoreless innings through Saturday), a weak point for the Yankees has become a lights-out strength. Chamberlain's dominance coupled with Mariano Rivera's increasing mortality evokes that 1996 championship season when the setup man (Rivera) was filthier than the closer (John Wetteland). Chamberlain's willingness to buzz the tower on Kevin Youkilis on back-to-back pitches showed a nastiness that the Yankees have lacked for years.


2. No. 2
Derek Jeter is quietly having another great season, hitting .325 and on his way to 200 hits for the sixth time in his career. And is there any player in baseball an opponent would less rather see at the plate when a base hit will beat them?


3. Caught between A-Rod and a hard place
Yankee fans may have to reconcile themselves to the departure of Alex Rodriguez. After he wins his second American League MVP award in four seasons in the Bronx, and third overall, he will have either A) a bad postseason, eliciting the boos that will drive him into another suitor's arms or B) a good postseason, eliciting the raise that will drive him into another suitor's arms. My guess is B.


4. Robinson Cano bats 8th
Pretty self-explanatory. The guy has 57 extra-base hits with a month to play and is hitting .348 with a 1.011 OPS since the All-Star break.


5. The fountain of Jorge
I'll have what he's having. Doesn't Jorge Posada know that 36-year-old catchers are supposed to be broken-down train wrecks who hit .190 in the second half and ground into a ton of double plays? After hitting .325 with a .901 OPS in the first half, Posada has ramped those numbers up to .333 and 1.016 in the second half.


6. Dandy Andy
All Andy Pettitte did in August was go 6-0 with a 2.36 ERA. His last four starts were against contenders Cleveland, Detroit, Anaheim and Boston and he dominated them all, going 4-0 with a 2.15 ERA. A spate of tough early-season losses and no-decisions took him out of the Cy Young race, but no team's ace is pitching better than Pettitte heading into the home stretch.


7. Wang numbers
Chien-Ming Wang is 15-3 with a 3.48 ERA since May 16 but has been inexplicably shut out of the Cy Young debate. He's 35-12 over the last two seasons and enters September tied for the league lead in victories as he tries to lead the AL in wins in back-to-back years.


8. Rocket fueled
Yes, Roger Clemens is a six-inning pitcher, but he just two-hit the Red Sox in his last six-inning performance and Boston hitters said he was throwing much harder than they expected. Would you rather have the Rocket or the Indians' third starter (Paul Byrd?) in Game 3 of a playoff series?


9. Beware the sleeping Damon
The last time Johnny Damon had an utterly disappointing regular season was his lone year in Oakland in 2001 when he hit a career-low .256. All he did in those playoffs was rake the Yankees for nine hits and a .409 average in Oakland's five-game loss. Damon enhanced his legend as a clutch playoff performer with his two-homer performance in Game 7 of the 2004 ALCS and then went on to post a .619 slugging percentage in Boston's four-game sweep of St. Louis. He may not be the player he was then anymore, but after eight playoff series in the last six seasons, Damon won't be fazed by the pressure of the playoffs and could salvage his season in a one-month burst.



10. The skipper
If anyone deserves to go out on his own terms, it's Joe Torre. He set the bar impossibly high for himself with four titles in his first five seasons in New York and getting the team to the playoffs every year since just hasn't been good enough. From the street corner to talk radio to the front office, Torre has been kicked around. But Chamberlain's arrival has made him suddenly seem as smart as he used to be. If he does steer this edition of the Yankees to a title — despite using EIGHT different rookie starting pitchers this season — here's hoping he invites all his detractors to kiss his posterior on his way into a well-earned retirement.


maybe not,

Korbel
 
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Korbel said:
2. No. 2
Derek Jeter is quietly having another great season, hitting .325 and on his way to 200 hits for the sixth time in his career. And is there any player in baseball an opponent would less rather see at the plate when a base hit will beat them?
Does the name Big Papi ring a bell? Now also know as Dr. October.
 

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Korbel said:
3. Caught between A-Rod and a hard place
Yankee fans may have to reconcile themselves to the departure of Alex Rodriguez. After he wins his second American League MVP award in four seasons in the Bronx, and third overall, he will have either A) a bad postseason, eliciting the boos that will drive him into another suitor's arms or B) a good postseason, eliciting the raise that will drive him into another suitor's arms. My guess is B.
Bad guess, Henchie, my boy. Mr. Regular Season batted exactly .000 with runners on base in his short tour of the 2007 post-season.
 

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6. Dandy Andy
All Andy Pettitte did in August was go 6-0 with a 2.36 ERA. His last four starts were against contenders Cleveland, Detroit, Anaheim and Boston and he dominated them all, going 4-0 with a 2.15 ERA. A spate of tough early-season losses and no-decisions took him out of the Cy Young race, but no team's ace is pitching better than Pettitte heading into the home stretch.
No, none at all, unless you count Schilling, Beckett, Carmona, and Sabathia. August was so long ago. Pettitte, BTW, had a 5.86 ERA in September.
 

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8. Rocket fueled

Yes, Roger Clemens is a six-inning pitcher, but he just two-hit the Red Sox in his last six-inning performance and Boston hitters said he was throwing much harder than they expected. Would you rather have the Rocket or the Indians' third starter (Paul Byrd?) in Game 3 of a playoff series?
Well, sometimes he's a 6 inning pitcher. And sometimes he's a 2 inning pitcher.
 

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Well, sometimes he's a 6 inning pitcher. And sometimes he's a 2 inning pitcher.
Hello Rumples,

So much for all the..."unhittable"..."on fire"..."lights out"..."Cy Wang"...Hench is a god...stuff for this year...Bwahahahahahaha. Now Joe.t is reduced to just being a NAG! I don't think we will see him until something goes wrong for the Sox so he can jump on it. "MY PREDICTION"...LOL.

Don't worry Joe.t...JUST WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR.

Chuckles,

Korbel
 
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