The official 2013 NFL thread

[Special K]

As much as I hate the Pats it's impressive how they always find a way to win

I agree MB, as a matter of fact coming into the season I had them missing the playoffs and going about 7-9 due to the lack of Brady targets. They do make the most of what they have though. Losing Gronk will probably cost them a SB appearance in my opinion.

 

[Special K]

What's going on in the NFL this season? Lots of pent up homosexual actions occurring. Lol. First Vernon Davis gets tackled down by his dick and then Cody Wallace of the Steelers tries to stick his fingers in an opponents asshole. WTF! Hahaha.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

What's going on in the NFL this season? Lots of pent up homosexual actions occurring. Lol. First Vernon Davis gets tackled down by his dick and then Cody Wallace of the Steelers tries to stick his fingers in an opponents asshole. WTF! Hahaha.

Just trying to keep Doc interested in the game.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Another huge 3-1 day for Joe. He's finally cleared the .500 mark, at 29-27. Unfortunately, he's still down $700 for the season, costing him three four hours with Mia of Delight.

 

[Joe.t]

The Patriots must be the luckiest team in the history of the NFL! Luck seems to follow them game after game!

First off, that onside kick never made it 10 yards, and even if it did, there's no way that was pass interference in the end-zone. What a pile of manure!!!

THE CHEATER should have been embarrassed when he shook the opposing head coach's hand after the game. What a horseshit call that was!

The onside kick was touched by a Cleveland player before it went 10 yards but the pass interference was pure horseshit, it is clear that New England making the playoffs is at the top of the NFL's agenda, television ratings are up when pretty boy Brady takes the field so it is in the financial best interest of the NFL to see New England in the playoffs, why else would they get the majority of the blown calls go in their favor, not every call goes their way because that would make it obvious, there is not one week that goes by when there isn't a controversy surrounding this team, pathetic.

Two of the worst teams in the NFL(Houston, Cleveland) had their way with New England and now with Gronk out of the picture you would think that the Patriots are in deep doo doo but not to worry because they have a 12th man on their side every time they take the field(the NFL).

 

[Joe.t]

Time for my outstanding, winning picks which have made a few people some serious coinage lately, mainly yours truly.:nod:

San Diego +10.5 over Denver.

Oakland +5.5 over Kansas City.

Buffalo -1.5 over Jacksonville.

My sure shot pick of the week is Miami +2.5 over New England, get ready for a god awful lot of constant whining and bitter complaining by Brady(known as one of the biggest whiners in the NFL) and the Patriot fans after they get spanked silly by the Dolphins who are playing for a playoff spot.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Time for my outstanding, winning picks which have made a few people some serious coinage lately, mainly yours truly.

Congratulations, Joe. Another good week or two and you'll have recovered your season's losses.

 

[Vercingentorix]

My sure shot pick of the week is Miami +2.5 over New England, get ready for a god awful lot of constant whining and bitter complaining by Brady(known as one of the biggest whiners in the NFL) and the Patriot fans after they get spanked silly by the Dolphins who are playing for a playoff spot.

Congrats to the Dolphins. You've almost convinced me that you're a TEAM. Not Super Bowl Class quite yet, but definitely a contender. Give Tannehill a better line and another good target and you've got a Super Bowl Team.

 

[Joe.t]

It has now been confirmed for MERB historical, archival purposes that Joe.t will be remembered as a fucking football genius, joining an elite group led by EB(Baseball), Iggy(Hockey).:nod:


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap20...n-great-playoff-shape-after-win-over-patriots.

Congratulations to the refs for letting them play the game, not too many penalties and not one blown call as was the case in previous weeks involving the pathetic Patriots, good job boys.:thumb::thumb::thumb:

Vercingentorix- Check out the first post in this thread regarding your Dolphins.:smile:

 

[Merlot]

BOYZ!!!

...Joe.t...genius...EB(Baseball), Iggy(Hockey).:nod:

Really? You mean three sycophantic bobble heads, the biggest team kool-aid drinkers on the board. :lol: So how are the teams of these geniuses doing. Oakland they suck, Dallas keeps on choking, Giants are just damn awful.

Vercingentorix- Check out the first post in this thread regarding your Dolphins.

Joe, I've come to firmly believe you say things just for the laughs and for some reason enjoy being laughed at. That's the only explanation why anyone would say Miami is going to the Super Bowl, otherwise no one is that dumb. I bet CS wouldn't give a penny to bet on the Dolphins getting there.

The Patriots have been living extremely dangerously for three weeks and managed as many miracle comebacks despite an eviscerated defense and now the loss of Gronkowski. On offense when your team receptions leader is a converted quarterback - defensive back - kick returner - receiver with twice as many receptions as any other player, you know you aren't going very far. But the Patriots have always had trouble with Miami, usually losing one game to them per year. When the Patriots lost Welker, Gronkowski, and Hernandez all at the same time I knew this was a lost season.

At least Brady is still so good he gives the team a fighting chance every time nomatter how many weapons he's lost. But what the hell is wrong with that lesser Manning. No points and 5 freaking interceptions. I thought Eli was a mediocre quarterback who had benefited from a superb defense in the past, though in 2011 he did have a great year. But even I have been stunned by how awful he's become.

Eli Manning throws five interceptions...
The once-elite Manning now has a league-leading 25 interceptions and 169 career picks, most in franchise history. To make things worse, Victor Cruz left the game late in the third quarter after landing on his head while attempting to catch a pass.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/eli-giants-small-seahawks-article-1.1548562

They spent last week insisting that they had everything to play for, that pride and the desire to defend their home turf were enough to matter.

And then Sunday came around, and the Giants played exactly like what they are: A squad that's just counting down to the end of 2013. The meaningless march to the end of this dismal playoff-less season began with an embarrassing 23-0 loss to the Seattle Seahawks, a game in which the Giants barely showed up. The 12-2 Seahawks, off a cross-country flight, stepped into MetLife Stadium and dominated from the outset, making themselves at home in the stadium they hope to return to in February.

And the punchless Giants couldn't do a thing about it. The few fans who showed up to a frigid MetLife Stadium had just one thing to cheer about: The fact that the entire stadium was largely free of snow just one day after a storm. To top it all off, the Giants' lone productive offensive weapon this season, Victor Cruz, left the game late in the third quarter, after he leaped high to catch a pass and fell on his head.

He'd stay on the ground for a minute, then get up and leave the game to be evaluated for a concussion and a knee sprain.

Fans saw four more interceptions from once-elite quarterback Eli Manning, who now has a league-leading 25 interceptions and 169 career picks, most in franchise history. They saw a defense that aimed to stop Marshawn Lynch, but allowed him to net 104 total yards and a touchdown in the first half.

Most of all, they watched a Giants team that seems completely out of fight. The soft midseason schedule helped the Giants recover from their 0-6 start and kept them alive. But now that all is lost, now that the locker room Super Bowl countdown clock is no more, these Giants are all out of motivation and energy.

:amen:

Merlot

 

[Vercingentorix]

I bet CS wouldn't give a penny to bet on the Dolphins getting there.

Prior to the 17-0 Season I bet my father they'd go to the Superbowl. Thinking back now it was a REALLY STUPID BET. I mean really would you do even money with any team at the start of this season? At best the Dolphins are on borrowed time. I can see them making the playoffs and getting eliminated in the second round. Now as to Tannehill the only thing I can say is that I want to do his wife!!!

Check out this guy's wife: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en....6.0....0...1ac.1.32.img..0.9.546.b1fWqHwiSe4

 

[Joe.t]

BOYZ!!!



Really? You mean three sycophantic bobble heads, the biggest team kool-aid drinkers on the board. :lol: So how are the teams of these geniuses doing. Oakland they suck, Dallas keeps on choking, Giants are just damn awful.

Question- How many Super Bowls have the Patriots won in the last six years?, the Giants have won two by beating the pants off of the Patriots so I wouldn't be picking on the Giants if I were you because they own the Patriots.:nod:

FYI- I picked the Dolphins to win the Super Bowl before the season started, any team that makes the playoffs can win it, you are just sour because they creamed the Patriots today, you are also jealous because I AM ABSOLUTELY ON FIRE with my picks of late.

Three weeks before reality sets in for the Patriots(Playoffs =one and out).

 

[Vercingentorix]

you are just sour because they creamed the Patriots today.

OK, Joe REALITY CHECK HERE!! The use of the word "creamed" is not even close to sane. The Dolphins won by the "skin of their teeth". Same for the Steelers win. If the Dolphins win the Super Bowl this year I'll personally come up there and buy you a beer. It's kind of like my bet on Obama. I wish, I wish, but my original prediction of his win in 2012 came true. Now if you want to think about next year for the Fins that's another story, especially if they put Tannehill's wife on the cheerleading squad.....LOL

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

The use of the word "creamed" is not even close to sane.

There's creamed and there's JoeT "creamed." It's the same, for example, as Joe, who is barely above .500 for the season, being "on fire" with his predictions. He inhabits his own little world.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

YES you are my friend! You made me another $235 with your picks this week bro....

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[lgna69xxx]

YES you are my friend! You made me another $245 with your picks this week bro..... i got your first drink at Le Gent next week!

How about calling Americas Team and giving a little bit of that to them! They deserve to not make the playoffs after that horrible second half showing.

Edit....forgot $10 :nod:

I AM ABSOLUTELY ON FIRE with my picks of late.



Three weeks before reality sets in for the Patriots(Playoffs =one and out).

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

edit: iggy forgot $10 imaginary

 

[Joe.t]

OK, Joe REALITY CHECK HERE!! The use of the word "creamed" is not even close to sane. The Dolphins won by the "skin of their teeth". Same for the Steelers win. If the Dolphins win the Super Bowl this year I'll personally come up there and buy you a beer. It's kind of like my bet on Obama. I wish, I wish, but my original prediction of his win in 2012 came true. Now if you want to think about next year for the Fins that's another story, especially if they put Tannehill's wife on the cheerleading squad.....LOL

To be honest I think that they should just wrap up the Super Bowl and give it to the Broncos and while they are at it give the MVP to Peyton, keep in mind that I just like everyone else(except Merlot, he was very busy) made my prediction before the season started and the Dolphins have made it this far, they are my sleeper pick for the playoffs.

What Merlot was very busy doing.

Just noticed, the Ravens who are playing tonight are already favored over the Patriots next week while the Dolphins are favored over the Bills, wouldn't it be something if the Dolphins snuck in to win the division.

Iggy, if I were you I would jump all over that like a bad rash(Ravens over the Patriots), no Gronkowski and a whining QB doing what he does best, also look at the fan discussion posts underneath the video, OUCH!!!.

http://www.nfl.com/videos/new-england-patriots/0ap2000000298550/The-concise-Tom-Brady

 

[smuler]

This is gonna be a major clusterfuck

These people are gonna freeze their asses off :

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/10109826/no-tailgating-parties-super-bowl-stadium

Best Regards

Smuler

 

[Vercingentorix]

Just noticed, the Ravens who are playing tonight are already favored over the Patriots next week while the Dolphins are favored over the Bills, wouldn't it be something if the Dolphins snuck in to win the division.

The Dolphins could happen for the division, but do you really believe them as a Super Bowl Team? Damn, if the Seahawks got the Dolphins in their sites they would chew them up like Sushi. But yes I did see the mathematics and the last two challengers are not exactly impressive.