The official 2013 NFL thread

[rumpleforeskiin]

Au contraire mon ami, I have been and I am slightly ahead.

Au contraire contraire, mon ami. You are quite behind. Your picks are 32-32. Considering that one, in most of the world, bets 110-100, you're behind 3200$ on 1000$ bets per game. That's a lot of lap dances with Ms. Nikova.

And if, by Buffalo, you mean the Sabres, they actually managed to lose to the hapless Leafs tonight.

 

[lgna69xxx]

I am up almost $700 for the season using all of Joe's picks, not just the ones he posts here. Some weeks i bet bigger than others but +$700 seems like a success to moi. Merci Mr.T! Last year was better but we are not done yet! (you are exactly right about playoff betting, per usual) :thumb:

Au contraire mon ami, I have been and I am slightly ahead, just wait for my playoff picks, that's where gamblers make most of their money, stay tuned.

BTW- Do yourself a favor and take Buffalo, you can thank me later.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Seriously...Is this dick sucking gonna be going on all season? We all know it's complete horseshit.

I guess you have your answer, Mr. K.

I am up almost $700 for the season using all of Joe's picks, not just the ones he posts here. Some weeks i bet bigger than others but +$700 seems like a success to moi. Merci Mr.T! Last year was better but we are not done yet! (you are exactly right about playoff betting, per usual) :thumb:

Hope you placed a huge bet that iggy would be back with the usual Joe-blowing nonsense for which he's become so famous.

I guess we can take this post by iggy as a tacit admission that he knows EVEN LESS about football than does Losin' Joe.T. Now that's something.

 

[Special K]

The curse of Joe.t is in full effect!!

Jets 20 Dolphins 7

So much for Joe's Super Bowl pick!

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

So much for Joe's Super Bowl pick!

So much for Joe's season. The only thing that remains to be seen is whether or not Joe can pull a 3rd Golden Sombrero, never before in all merb history have three Golden Sombreros been worn in one season, a legacy of failure of almost MapleLeafian magnitude.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Back to Back Golden Sombreros: 0-8
Congratulations, Joe. They said it couldn't be done. Two weeks, eight games, eight misses. Those blind monkeys picking games out of a hat in the boiler room of the Chablis are just kicking your sorry ass, Joe old boy. Total losses for the season now stand at 7600$, or 760 dances with Anna Nikova. Yep, you are on fire. Those hundreds are sure burning a hole in your pocket.

If your bookie calls, I'll tell him you're in the Bahamas.

I just can't wait for poor hapless round Junior to show up with his usual bullshit about how much Joe has won for him.

 

[Joe.t]

At least I had the balls to make my picks public every week, which begs the question, does rumpleforskin have any balls?.

POLL- For MERB, statistical and historical purposes, this question needs to be seriously addressed, does rumpleforskin have any balls, poll officially closes at 12 midnight tonight.


Joe.t - NO

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

At least I had the balls to make my picks public every week, which begs the question, does rumpleforskin have any balls?.

Joe, I make no claims to be an expert about football. I chose my picks from a hat and, as expected, I got exactly half of them right. You, on the other hand, claim to be an expert and yet you are unable to do better than one would picking games at random. I can only hope that you don't welsh on your bookie. Those guys don't take that lightly.

As for balls, yes it's a good thing you have them. Else what would little iggy dine on?

 

[lgna69xxx]

No, my guess was he was castrated about 55 years ago.

 

[Merlot]

If your bookie calls, I'll tell him you're in the Bahamas.

Actually Joe's secret secret plan was to stock up for the haberdashery (hat store Joe) in Tijuana he's been dreaming of for so long.

No, my guess was he was castrated...

Wow, I'm shocked you know that word, since you were born a pussy and had no need for it. You even used spell checker. :lol: :thumb:

Joe, Joe, Joe, really guy, how much money would you have made if you didn't automatically pick against the Patriots every week.

Congratulations to MY New England Patriots who despite a slew of key injuries that might have broken any team finished with an amazing 12 wins...again, even though the referees cheated them out of the Jets game with a penalty so fraudulent the NFL had to rewrite the rule with the game in progress in the attempt to justify it. Yet, the greatest quarterback-head coach team (Brady-Belichick) in the history of the NFL excelled...per usual. Read it and weep Joe.

As for balls, yes it's a good thing you have them. Else what would little iggy dine on?

Nasty stuff...but it's the biggest OWNED in the history of Merb.

Patriots’ toughness was on display in win over Bills in finale

http://www.boston.com/sports/footba...ills-finale/rdmM3H3P9ZH5HwqM3prvgO/story.html

FOXBOROUGH — It takes a certain toughness to survive and succeed in the NFL — that’s no shocking revelation.

The Patriots have that toughness and more.

“It’s being able to perform well when everything’s not right for you, whatever those circumstances are,” coach Bill Belichick said a few days before the Patriots’ 34-20 win over Buffalo Sunday. “There have been a lot of situations this year where things aren’t the way we would hope they would be, but you have to go out and play through them.”

To that end, no team in the NFL was tougher this season than the Patriots, who endured more than their fair share of adversity.

Cheers bud,

Merlot

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Nasty stuff...but it's the biggest OWNED in the history of Merb.

Well, maybe, but these children are really quite easy.

 

[Joe.t]

The Poll is now officially closed, the results are overwhelming.:lol:

 

[Special K]

It's December, guess it's time for the Cowboys to exit the highway...again!! :thumb:

 

[Doc Holliday]

my guess was he was castrated about 55 years ago.

Are you just kidding around or is this actually true?

 

[lgna69xxx]

Lol.... no comment and one more thing....... Dallas Sucks! (ahhhhhhhh that felt good)

Happy New Year!

Are you just kidding around or is this actually true?

 

[Joe.t]

Joe, I make no claims to be an expert about football. I chose my picks from a hat and, as expected, I got exactly half of them right. You, on the other hand, claim to be an expert and yet you are unable to do better than one would picking games at random. I can only hope that you don't welsh on your bookie. Those guys don't take that lightly.

As for balls, yes it's a good thing you have them. Else what would little iggy dine on?

Wikipedia

Enough about rumpleforskin's shameful actions and lets get down to some serious money making picks for this weekend.

Phily -2.5 over New Orleans.

Cincinnati -7.5 over San Diego.

SF -2.5 over Green Bay.

My sure shot pick is KC +2.5 over Indy.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

... lets get down to some serious money making picks for this weekend.

Yes indeedy, some more serious money for Joe.T's bookie.

 

[Joe.t]

Yes indeedy, some more serious money for Joe.T's bookie.

Brain fart or typo, which category does this fall under?:lol:, fucking hilarious, you are simply the best rumples, what would this board do without you.

 

[Vercingentorix]

The curse of Joe.t is in full effect!!

Jets 20 Dolphins 7

So much for Joe's Super Bowl pick!

They should have lost in Pittsburg and then against the Patriots. They got lucky, but their luck didn't hold. 1st thing: They need to get rid of Philbin. I don't care if Shula has his baby, the guy needs to go!! He's a loser.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Joe T careful with the GB-SF game Sunday. Wind chill is supposed to be -50 F and it is unknown if SF can function in such cold. The exposed flesh can freeze in 5 minutes when exposed to such wind chill extremes:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/03/us/winter-weather/index.html?hpt=hp_t1