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Doc Holliday

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I can't help but chuckle at how MLSE & Toronto Police overreacted to the waffle-tossing incident. What's next? Ban people that will throw hats on the ice after a Leaf scores a hat trick (okay, this is a stretch...the hat trick, i mean)?

From Elliot Friedman of HNIC: "Just heard waffle tosser was banned from ACC. I thought he was supposed to be punished."

From Dave Stubbs of the Montreal Gazette: "These Leafs fans, kicking themselves for not having thrown waffles 4 decades ago to get banned from games."
 

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I can't help but chuckle at how MLSE & Toronto Police overreacted to the waffle-tossing incident. What's next? Ban people that will throw hats on the ice after a Leaf scores a hat trick (okay, this is a stretch...the hat trick, i mean)?

From Elliot Friedman of HNIC: "Just heard waffle tosser was banned from ACC. I thought he was supposed to be punished."

From Dave Stubbs of the Montreal Gazette: "These Leafs fans, kicking themselves for not having thrown waffles 4 decades ago to get banned from games."

it's good to have a sense of humor if your a Leafs fan ! Good on ya Doc !
 

Jman47

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Some Christmas humor...

 

Doc Holliday

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"When Matt Stajan signed his four-year, $14-million extension with the Calgary Flames, an NHL executive wondered: “Where was that reported, The Comedy Network?"-----Steve Simmons
 

Merlot

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As expected you left out the most damaging part of the article, i quote -

"The NFL recently met with the team to investigate the incident and spoke with Westhoff about his comments, when he said other teams employ the wall tactic, including the New England Patriots.

''I'm not accusing the Patriots of doing something wrong,'' Westhoff said. ''Maybe they're doing something smart. That's up to you. Watch the tape, you tell me.''"


Clearly this is very incriminating and it shows that Belicheat has never learned his lesson, looks like another big fine heading his way, can we honestly say that Belicheat is a very dishonest fellow.


AFC East Division 2010

1. New England***
2. New York Jets (we couldn't win so we tripped him)
3. Miami
4. Buffalo

Hey Joe.t,

Really, this is hilarious...a terrific joke, so I'll place it where it belongs. No asterisks for the team caught cheating and the trainer caught tripping and being fined $150,000 total. Taking the word of a guy who is trying to cover his own butt by pointing the finger elsewhere is comedic genius. I always love your humor, boy.




The feminine side...lol.

Happy new year,

Merlot
 
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Jman47

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Albert Einstein is at a party and asks one of the guests, “What is your IQ”
“165”
“Great, we can talk about nuclear physics and cosmology”
After a few minutes of lively discourse, another party guest tries to get in on the conversation.
Einstein asks him, “What is your IQ”
“64”
To which Einstein replies: “GO YANKEES!”

 

Jman47

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For you Yankee fans...

 

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For us Sox fans...

 

Jman47

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And for you Pats fans...from http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/

Hate to Rub It In ...

... But The Patriots Can Just Relax Going Into the Playoffs
While Rex Is Just Happy to Get His Foot in the Door


BTW...who cares if Rex likes feet...lol.

Have fun,

Jman
 

Jman47

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There's always next year...

 

Doc Holliday

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Here's a hillarious one:

Scott Gomez

Age: 31
Salary: $8 million
Year contract expires: 2014

Stats:
Games played: 46
Goals: 6
Assists: 19

Hillarious! :D

 
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