Tricks to cover the SW smell/perfume

[Baygon]

Shower thoroughly (wash that face too so it doesn't smell vagina from DATY) after the session then, rub some of your own saliva on affected area (arms, chest, neck, face).

 

[sharkman]

...don't forget to add the "eau de putois" as well!...lol!

 

[Cronkite]

If my fingers have wandered in the back tunnels I use mechanics pumice soap.

 

[sharkman]

If my fingers have wandered in the back tunnels I use mechanics pumice soap.

Can't stop laughing...on the floor! :hail:

I'm sure plumbers never get caught cheating!...calling out all the plumbers on MERB!...lol!

 

[jalimon]

haha you guys made ma laugh...

So happy to be divorced When girl ask me if I want to take a end of session shower I say fuck no I want your smell on me for many more hours!

Cheers,

p.s. and beside since I usually sweat like a pig I already took mi-session shower

 

[613ottawaguy]

Single guys don't have to worry about this... I should make a poll to see the martial status of MERB men.. I suspect most are married.

Hahaha sharkman!

Plumber comes home..

Wife: why do you smell like vagina..

Plumber: I was working...

Wife: You smell like a escort

Plumber: Ya, I was working at the escort's home

 

[Baygon]

...don't forget to add the "eau de putois" as well!...lol!

Why not! The cosmetics and perfumes SP/SW put on their hair and body have smells that stick and so hard to get rid off!

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Smoke weed if you smoke.

 

[GaryH]

Ah, problem solved. An enterprising businesswoman has created a new line of ‘sex-proof’ makeup for sex workers .

“A lot of makeups claim they’re long-wearing, and you might be able to get through a cocktail with them, but not a b - - w job or a hot shower,” the 29-year-old creator Lydia Dupra — an escort-turned-guidance counselor for professional temptresses who calls herself the “Heaux Mentor”

Makeup can make or break an affair for the Johns, as well.
“If you leave lipstick on the collar of a client it could potentially ruin his entire life if he is married, or it could be a sex scandal,” she says. “Or, if it’s just a really nice shirt, he could be like, ‘You bitch, I’ll never hire you again. This is Versace!’ ”

Dupra knows the cost personally. She once lost out on a fortune when a randy billionaire showed her the door because of her perfume.
“He was absolutely beyond wealthy and allergic to perfume,” she says. “I forgot, and when I met him he started wheezing, sneezing and coughing. He never called me again. When you are that intimate, you can’t take chances like that with health and allergies.”

:clap2::cheer2:

https://nypost.com/2020/01/08/escort-debuts-sex-proof-makeup-for-sex-workers/

 

[bodick7]

When I get back to my place, I give a big hug to my dog. Ha!Ha!

 

[letsrock2012]

No problem... no wife, no girlfriend... case closed! ound:
Besides most sw don't wear perfume...

 

[Aficionado]

Rub yourself with a clove of garlic!

 

[Chef Boyardee]

A bath...........it works every time.

 

[Flabert]

Long ago, desperate men would go to the gas station to fill their car and let some gas drip on their shirt (a tiny amount as this is dangerous).

smells really strong and gives you an excuse to go straight to shower when you get back home.

THIS IS A FUNNY THING FOR A SITCOM BUT DO NOT DO IT, WAY TOO RISKY!

 

[Anna Bijou]

My friend had a regular client who left a bottle of the same bodywash he used at home for whenever he visited.

That could also raise suspicion if it has a strong fragrance, as men's bodywashes often do.

I'd suggest a non scented body wash.

 

[neverbored]

Old smokers trick, peel an orange with your hands. Bonus: you get to eat an orange.

 

[Flyingby]

Use hand sanitizer all over your neck. Masks any scent and it is now part of everyday life

 

[neverbored]

...also, if you feel like you need to hide it, you should do dry runs before you ever see a girl. Make it a habit before you see a SP.

 

[Fradi]

I have no problem nobody to hide it from, besides I love the perfume my ATF uses.

 

[timidguy]

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

-Old Spice