What do you look for in a review, what turns you off?
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Nothing that you`ve ever said or done TNB.
BTW I hate one sentence reviews that state that he agrees with everyone , she is great and no other details.
The thing I dislike most is guys who don't write reviews because they are afraid to make a girl too popular.
I can see the logic behind that though since I`ve tried for 2 weeks to book April and Eva and have not been successful. It meant that I`ve been seeing Indies in Montreal and even Ottawa instead.
BTW I hate one sentence reviews that state that he agrees with everyone , she is great and no other details.
The thing I dislike most is guys who don't write reviews because they are afraid to make a girl too popular.
I can see the logic behind that though since I`ve tried for 2 weeks to book April and Eva and have not been successful. It meant that I`ve been seeing Indies in Montreal and even Ottawa instead.
These cockroach are horrible. Knowing Merb, coming here to grab all intel and then not giving back to the community!! Pisses me off too. These dudes probably vote for Trump.
Cheers,
That is the best thing about that site. They don't ban you because it was reported that you ordered red wine with fish or committed the cardinal sin of wearing white after labor day.
Go look at the review thread from a couple years ago. Count the number of banned ex-Merbites. Admittedly, maybe half are the Elf Gone Bad...but I ask the question: Are we shooting ourselves in the foot here? Look at our board traffic compared to TERB and some other non-Montreal sites. We get a lot less traffic than TERB.
Yes, I want a little more so that I can believe that he was actually with the girl. I just think that every review ought to start with services rendered and services offered but this does present a challenge because many girls don't want you to share this information.
I remember that I had an iissue on TER and I couldn't review Liz back when she was with Xxxtase. I told Martin that I was having trouble. He couldn't care less. He told me that she was booked solid anyway.
Come on. I vote for Trump and I share reviews. Was not the guy you accused of withholding reviews a Canadian citizen? How can he vote for Trump anyway?
In all fairness Hungry you can`t compare the traffic on an English board in Montreal that relies heavily on American sex tourists to a board in Toronto with thousands of local contributers.
OK, well maybe that's the reason. Then there must be a Francophone site that I am not aware of.
I have been threatening to join GP Gia in Brazil if for nothing else, to work on my written Portuguese. Maybe there is a French site so that others can work on their French?
I have been threatening to join GP Gia in Brazil if for nothing else, to work on my written Portuguese. Maybe there is a French site so that others can work on their French?
Haha ok ok there are maybe a few trump supporters that are not full of themselves and you are one of them
p.s. Everything i write about trump is distorted reality.. a bit like his twitter post haha
there be wouldn't, over there.
Nah, I think if your making harsh, and disrespectful comments on a SP in a review or something, by all means you should get some sort of penalization. But I got no problem with someone making a comment about how ridiculous a thread is to them, questioning whether someone’s reviews are legit. Obviously if a question is being raised something is standing out as fishy. Can understand how one would vent about over the top white knighting, of recent some members applauding XO’s rate increase like they are at a fucking MAGA rally was pretty obvious.
i do have a problem with blokes hiding behind two different handles, if you got shit to say there, than say it here too.
Darling,
So what if I have two handles? Doesn’t mean I’m hiding. what i write there, I write here. I don’t bitch there and not bitch here. I bitch everywhere.
So what if I have two handles? Doesn’t mean I’m hiding. what i write there, I write here. I don’t bitch there and not bitch here. I bitch everywhere.
Likes: Short, informative, straight to the point, basic info on service provided
Dislikes: Long, romance novel type, no basic info on service provided.
Oh and I hate when people write a long review without skipping lines (paragraphs are your friend), impossible to read.
Dislikes: Long, romance novel type, no basic info on service provided.
Oh and I hate when people write a long review without skipping lines (paragraphs are your friend), impossible to read.
I see a lot of people want daty and bbj to be specified.
Nowadays don't you assume a girl does those things? It seems standard (and same with kissing).
If a girl doesn't do those things, that's worth taking note of. But otherwise the stuff above seems to go without saying.
Nowadays don't you assume a girl does those things? It seems standard (and same with kissing).
If a girl doesn't do those things, that's worth taking note of. But otherwise the stuff above seems to go without saying.
I remember that there was a girl from MTLGFE named Alicia that I did a couple of 3sums with and I wrote a few reviews about her. A prominent reviewer on MERB, ISG, TERB who has written over 500 reviews wrote something like (and I’m paraphrasing) that she’s ok but not as good as my favorite. I asked him who his favorite was. He said “I’m not going to tell you....”. And he said why should I tell every Tom,Dick, and Harry.
This is bullshit. If you're not willing to share then why phrase it like this? I hate fucking guys like this. Then just keep your cock sucker closed then if you don’t want to share.
This reminds me of a time I was standing in a sporting goods store buying tackle and a guy said “I get those for half price.”
I asked him whereabouts and he said “no one ever told me.” And refused to tell me.
Why bring it up if you’re not going to share where you bought the tackle?
This is bullshit. If you're not willing to share then why phrase it like this? I hate fucking guys like this. Then just keep your cock sucker closed then if you don’t want to share.
This reminds me of a time I was standing in a sporting goods store buying tackle and a guy said “I get those for half price.”
I asked him whereabouts and he said “no one ever told me.” And refused to tell me.
Why bring it up if you’re not going to share where you bought the tackle?
i can see SP’s saying “hey don’t write a review on me please.” But then there are still fuckers who go make a thread and say “SP has asked for a no review policy, but I was juuuuust so enchanted with her that I need to come say thank you at least.” LOL! Those always make me laugh. I remember there was a very poplar mikes mansion provider that didn’t want reviews written. But yet she still had a review thread??? If a SP says no review please or don’t mention this in review, this means what it means???
I look for:
Looks: Heck, that’s why I am in hobby, so it’s very important for me.
Body: again, very important. I have a weakness for FIRM, natural DDs, so always look for the cup size & firmness.
Kitty: I prefer young SPs, so goes without saying that the Y must be tight.
Attitude: very important to me. If she isn’t into it, I won’t be wasting my time.
Cheers!
MTLAndy
Looks: Heck, that’s why I am in hobby, so it’s very important for me.
Body: again, very important. I have a weakness for FIRM, natural DDs, so always look for the cup size & firmness.
Kitty: I prefer young SPs, so goes without saying that the Y must be tight.
Attitude: very important to me. If she isn’t into it, I won’t be wasting my time.
Cheers!
MTLAndy
Its really cringe when people talk about their penis in third person. I don’t need details of the reviewer inacting all his weird fetishes and writhing about them in full detail. If you want to mention that girl is open to x fetish thats fine, but I don’t need to read how you lick between her toes or her armpits or other weird shit.
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