I hate vague reviews that read like the following:
Ahhhh she enters floating on a cloud. Her love is like, unlike a kumquat. Don't expect abbreviations from me....she flowed like fine wine and [sigh] danced on a feather and left as if on the wings of a dove...never more, never more, never more..Oh light through yonder window breaks, it is the dawn....etc. etc.
I'm an ass suck that wants to impress 20 year old escorts and try to be their friend and their hero. I give them a significant portion of my retirement income and I can't even fuck them.
A better topic may be What motivates the white knight? I used to think that the shill had a financial incentive. We have caught a few on this board. But more often not, the shill just wants to be a hero to these young women. Some want to be known as hobbyist of the year or king of Montreal.
