What's a Celebrity Worth?

[The Teacher]

Merbites,
I was having a dream last night about paying Brittany Spears for sex...haven't we all? LOL Anyway, I thought a cool thread would be for guys to talk about what they'd pay for one hour of sex for a celebrity! Sure, give the name and price...we will assume Montreal and a great five-star hotel is the spot, paid for by the celbrity of course...lol Just have some fun guys! I apologize if this type of thread has already been published, but with celebrities changing all the time, keep the ideas coming! Have at least the basics like name and price in bold, but then feel free to write more details...<wink> I'll get it started!

Brittany Spears...$5-$500
I'd love to bang Brittany, but with this in mind....$500 before the kids and the crazies, $5 since the insanity...lol

The Teacher

 

[montreal_monk01]

Cilf

CILF (Celebs I'd live to ***):
#1 Salma Hayek
No kidding, if I was rich, I would propose $USD 1 million for 1 night with her
I know she would turn me down...but hey....let's dream...lol!
Not convinced that she worths that much? Just rent the movie "After the sunset" ;p

#2 Mayra Veronica, Vida Guerra
$500 000

#3 Tyra Banks, Kim Basinger
$200 000

 

[Porter]

The Teacher,

For Brittany , her going rate is a case of Red Bull

 

[z/m(Ret)]

I was having a dream last night about paying Brittany Spears for sex...haven't we all?

Not me. The name "Brittany" reminds me of sardines. Perhaps if her name was B R I T N E Y...

 

[The Teacher]

Ziggy...
Who gives a damn how she spells her name as ong as she spreads her legs...lol
Porter...
You are 100% correct....lol But, I'd have loved having BRITTNEY as a vigin...a rich Virgin...lol
Monk 01....Selma Hayek is incredible and I will find a clip of that film and the sex scene unless you can post it? I'd add Penelope Cruz to the mix...$1,000 for an hour baby! What movie did Selma and Penelope star in? Anyone got sexy clip from that movie?
The Teacher

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Ziggy...
Who gives a damn how she spells her name as ong as she spreads her legs...lol

And as long as she doesn't sing.

 

[z/m(Ret)]

Monica Bellucci- Priceless.

Sorry had to.

Indeed.

Pop singers I couldn't care less but I have a bit of a fascination for actresses who can actually "act".

Sure enough Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johansson are gorgeous and good actresses as well but actresses like Naomi Watts, Cate Blanchett and Meryl Streep, thought not physically my type, attract me in a special way.

Monica Bellucci is a category of her own.

 

[wolfman]

if i was a multi-millionaire

I would offer one million dollars to Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel to spend the night with me....

 

[happygolucky]

Hillary Clinton or Barbara Bush........... all my back taxes..... just so I could say I F'ed the Government right back....... HA! Just kidding!

Okay something real: Gemma Gleason and/or Aline Nakashima.......... Nothing, if they told me they don't get out of bed for less than $10,000, I rather like staying in bed with either of the two?.......... or if I had the money, 3 hours at $10,000 per hour or 2 hours at $25,000 per hour as a "Duo"! HA! For anyone who is feeling lost and lazy...... you are going to have to google the 2 ladies if you have never heard of them!

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

Oh the list is long but here's a few

Selma cause man does she have a RACK on her
Jennifer Love Hewitt -- 50K
Courteney Cox -- 100K MAN SHE'S HOT
Angelina Jolie -- 500K
Penélope Cruz -- 5K
Kate Beckinsale -- 250K (I've met her and she's the hotest woman I've ever seen. My wife wanted to jump her)
Kim Kardashian -- 25K WHAT A RACK...TELL ME YOU WOULDN'T JUST FONDLE THEM FOR HOURS
Liv Tyler -- 50K
Denise Richards -- 50K
Halle Berry -- 100K to lunch on her dairy-ER
Catherine Zeta Jones -- Everything I have + 1 Testicle

Last but not least

Tara Reid -- Bottle cap (just so I'm not the only guy on the planet that didn't tap that)

 

[montreal_monk01]

I would offer one million dollars to Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel to spend the night with me....

Ah..lovely Jessica Biel. Same for me: I would spend a lot on her.
She's just naturally gifted: charmful, sensual looks, beautiful eyes, great body. Jessica is top

 

[The Teacher]

Merbites...
This is an odd occurance....I agree with everyone! Hmmmm...maybe not so much the Hillary Clinton thing...lol Bang Hillary and meet Bill...hmmmm It'd be worth it to be Bill's wingman don't ya think? I bet he has great stories and can get great tail even at his age...lol Monica Lewinsky...she'd have to pay me that fat whore! LOL
The Teacher

 

[Techman]

Great choices by everyone. Especially Monica Bellucci. But when it comes to television babes I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Jennifer Aniston!

 

[bond_james_bond]

Me like MILFS:

Deborah Norville: 500
Meredith Viera: 400 (dropping fast due to age)

Suze Ormann: -1,000,000 (she pays me)

Nancy Grace: -5,000,000 (she pays me and agrees to go off the air)

 

[dirtierasigetolder]

Here I was nodding at each or your selections , Halle - tick, Angelina - tick, Kate,Selma- tick, tick.

And then......Courtney Cox! Yikes ! Say it ain't so ! She'd have to pay me as soon as she opened that mouth.

Seriously - above list minus Courtney but plus Charlize.

Come on Courtney is hot, granted aged but hot

HOT1
HOT2
HOT3
HOT4
HOT5
HOT6
SMOKING HOT
Damn Sexy
I need a moment by myself


I'll give you Charlize...I would hurt myself with her

 

[bond_james_bond]

Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek played together in Bandidas.

I don't think the movie did very well at the box office, though it lives on as a DVD rental.

 

[joelcairo]

Come on Courtney is hot, granted aged but hot

I'll give you Charlize...I would hurt myself with her

Courtney Cox was okay as an anonymous dancer in Springsteen's Dancing in the Dark video all those years ago but age and prolonged exposure to David Arquette would damage any set of goods beyond repair.

As for Charlize, she can be a freakin monster!

 

[The Teacher]

Nice pics of Cortney Cox...great eyes, so-so abs, nice hair....a solid 7.5 and maybe a grand for the night...that's it from me....lol So boys, where are the pics of Selma hayek and Penelope Cruz from the movie or otherwise? Hmmmm...I'd give 25K for the pair of them for the nite! That'd be a bargain I know, but a guy can dream can't he? LOL
The Teacher

 

[bond_james_bond]

Here is a review of Bandidas, complete with pictures:

http://www.beyondhollywood.com/bandidas-2006-movie-review/

http://www.bandidasdvd.com/

 

[montreal_monk01]

Salma Hayek is to be appreciated on the movie "After the Sunset"

Here's the link:
http://www.afterthesunset.com/
Click on the Trailer section.

Some of my favourite pics of the empress of beauty:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/18570980@N03/1919243612/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/18570980@N03/1919243446/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/18570980@N03/1891278544/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/18570980@N03/1890443529/

In my eyes and heart, she's the most beautiful woman ever!