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Guys.... I love Salma and Penelope...see we are on a first name basis, LOL But, this isn't a thread to worship them....set one up! So, let me get the thread back on track! Hmmmm...too easy! Jennifer Lopez....$2,000 for the night and add $1,000 for anal in that famous ass...lol
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dirtierasigetolder

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joelcairo said:
... prolonged exposure to David Arquette would damage any set of goods beyond repair.

ROFLMAO

I concede the point...How do you defend the David Arquette angle
 

The Teacher

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Gonna revive this thread....hmmmmmm I got one for ya....90210 biatches
Kelly...$1000/hr
Brenda...$5/hr
Donna...$5,000,000/hr.....her daddy would pay me to bang her...oppps her dad is dead! Horse tooth jackass he is...I mean was...lol
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The Teacher said:
Merbites,
I was having a dream last night about paying Brittany Spears for sex...haven't we all? ...lol

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Hey Teacher, I was waiting around for Jamie Lynn Spears to become legel but someone beat me to the punch.

But seriously, Celebs I'd like to bang....Hmmm...How about Debra LaFave. I'm in for 200$ for GFE FS.

How about reviving this thread with ex-female teachers that are behind bars that we would like to tap?
 

montreal_monk01

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$USD 500 000 for Coco:


https://www.shopcoco.net/popup/zoom.php?img=images/store/store_20_big.jpg
https://www.shopcoco.net/popup/zoom.php?img=images/store/store_21_big.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwSIwuFCXy4&feature=related
http://www.cocosworld.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHVB6y-0D8

I know: that's not typical body shape for the majority of us (I believe most prefer the slender type..which I also appreciate;p).....because of the big booty ASSet...but hey, Coco is another type that I will share with our dear Protagoras...
Protagoras, do you hear me??? :p :D
 
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hungry101 said:
Hey Teacher, I was waiting around for Jamie Lynn Spears to become legel but someone beat me to the punch.

But seriously, Celebs I'd like to bang....Hmmm...How about Debra LaFave. I'm in for 200$ for GFE FS.

How about reviving this thread with ex-female teachers that are behind bars that we would like to tap?

Carrie McCandless. She is even hotter than Debra LaFave, IMHO. $1K to start.

http://images.google.com/images?q=Carrie+McCandless&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=images&ct=title
 

The Teacher

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I like the teacher semi-theme going here...lol Don't forget the first and best, Pam Smart...remember her? New Hampshire teacher/media specialist who seduced her students to kill her hubby! She was hot and I'd have given $500 for an hour with her, but from relaible sources, I have heard she is a lesbian...kinda hot! She got life in prison...GAY FOR THE STAY! Anyway, lets see...
I think Celine Dion... .25 (yes that is a quarter) Anyone else feel she and the hubby are weird? Kinda like a victimizing thing? I think he is a pediphial...Renee right? Just my two cents! LOL
 

The Teacher

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Merbites....
I was inspired to throw out a few political names...here we go...lol
Hillary Clinton....$1/hr if she gives me healthcare check after! LOL Think she and Bill still bang? Chealsea Clinton...$2/hr cause she is a younger Hillary...lol The Bush Twins...$1,000/hr for both of 'em cause I think they are wild and twins are worth $500/hr no matter what they look like...lol I wonder if twins vagina's feel the same? Ok, I am wierd! Condelsia Rice...$100/hr cause I wanna see if she can spit my load through that gap tooth smile...I know, I am gross...lol Nancy Pelosi... .1 cent/hr...yes, just a penny cause she is older than dirt...lol Any hot female politicians in USA or CANADA? I love videos...<wink>
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hungry101

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bond_james_bond said:
Courtney Friel of Faux News! $500 for 1 hr.

I like Bond's idea about Cable Newscasters. There are too many to list at Fox that I would like to do. How About Megan Kelly? 400$ for her.

My ATF for Cable Newscasters is Robin Meade at CNN Headline News. 500$ for her. I can't wait until chanels 1-100 go digital.
 

montreal_monk01

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I would be curious to see the value of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan to the Gents of this forum. Just to see if the stupidities of such ladies would affect on their value. Personally I would fuck Paris Hilton (freakin sexy body...remember that sex video that was once everywhere on the Net...miam..) and would dump both Lindsay and Britney (mainly Britney).

Paris Hilton $250 000
Britney Spears $0 Not even for free!!
Lindsay Lohan...well, well. Stupid girl but hum..humm..no, I won't pay for that. Free sex for sure...
but then, there are sps we are paying and who are not even as 5% as hot as her...well, tough decision.
Jennifer Love Hewitt $5 billions...lol..if I could. She's all I like!
 
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Dana Perino: White House Press Secretary. Her hair is perfect. Too bad she is the mouthpiece for the loathsome Bush administration. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySPX6Z_co3c

Fran Townsend: Former White House terrorism adviser. Very MILFy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5kqO84zQQ

Megyn Kelly, Fox News: I can't stand her puritan, soccer mom editorials. Yet at the same time, she always wears short skirts and consistently shows the most gratuitous amount of leg. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGiun608Pvo

I don't know of any female elected officials in the US that are hot. Maybe Christine Todd Whitman, the former governor of New Jersey, but only if I were drunk.

Canada has hotter MPs, like Belinda Stronach.
 

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While there are many celebrities that I think are gorgeous, I've never understood how people can lose their minds over their looks to the extent that it's as if they were so much more attractive than anyone they're likely to encounter every day in their own cities. It's a combination of (usually) natural good looks, charisma and a team of co-workers who know how to make up, light and shoot them, and when the public sees the same depictions larger than life for a prologued period, on a billboard, movie screen, or whatever else, an incredible power of attraction is conjured. I can promise you that we all know women in our personal lives who could easily be superstar sex symbols if a team were to invest in sculpting their image. Using some of the girls from Cleopatra as an example, since many members here know who they are, a girl like Jewel could be the next girl the world drools over. Summer, while perhaps slightly bigger than some would consider "ideal'", is so naturally beautiful and engaging that I have no doubt she could be made into a megastar and certainly in the indie and alt worlds. Think about her smile, her eyes, her poise, her shape. Absolutely Carla could be the next Scarlet Johansson if she were put on a public pedestal in the right film. You see my point.

Walk for ten minutes in downtown Montreal and you will spot at least one girl who could be a super sex symbol if the right investors took an interest in building her. I write this long rant just to say that you should appreciate what's right here instead of longing for something unattainable that is ultimately on the exact same level.
 

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Another Fox Newscaster I'd like to bang

Check out Kimberly Guilfoyle of Fox's the Line-Up. I would pay 300$ just to F--ck her beautiful mouth.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,182882,00.html#

What is ironic is Guilfoyle ran a story about several LE busts made in Albany NY on SP's using Craig's List on her show. Kimberly was so disgusted by the hobby. I thought to myself "Kimberly, you can get laid anytime you want and I have to pay $$ a crack!"
 
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bond_james_bond said:
Canada has hotter MPs, like Belinda Stronach.

In terms of looks Stronach is passable but no more. However her barely adequate looks are more than negated by her disgusting personality. If it came to a choice between doing Stronach and dying in a hail of gunfire, I would quickly say "fire away".
 
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