What's a Celebrity Worth?

[joelcairo]

Hmmmmm....
I don't care how Canadians feel about Celine...she is a skinny, diva, pompous ass...lol That being said, I'd bang her for $1,000 for the night...F her just for the fame...who am I kidding, I bet she has a tight box...lol
The Teacher

She'd have to pay me a lot more than a thousand.

 

[bond_james_bond]

I would not pay any extraordinary amount for Celine Dion.

Nor can I stand her music.

But I gotta hand it to her. She entered a competitive market full of other divas, developed millions of fans, got lucrative contracts for things like the Titanic soundtrack, and got a cush gig at Vegas for 5 years. And so far, no lip synching scandals, but she has relied a bit too much on remakes.

 

[bumfie]

Naomi Watts and Meredith Vieira duo: My house

Reese Witherspoon and Rene Zellwegger duo: My car and major appliances

Annika Sorenstam: $500 plus I'd buy her a round at the best country club near here so long as I could caddy.

Britney Spears: A loony (how appropriate) from my last Montreal trip I recently found in my dresser drawer. I have never understood the hype here.

Ann Coulter: pay me $1,500 and buy me breakfast in Paris.

 

[The Teacher]

bumfie...

Nice post bro! Brittney was hot when she was like 18 and then when "Opps I Did It Again" and the friggin school girl video was hot...damn! Then I'd have paid a lot for a nite...now? NO WAY!

How about Mrs. Obama and Mrs. McCain? Hmmmm....it is a toss up to me! McCain's wife looks like she may have a hot body so maybe a bit more? Ok...$100/hr for Mrs. Obama and $200/hr for Mrs. McCain...I may regret this post when we get a better look ...lol
The Teacher

 

[bumfie]

I think you made a pretty good call there. Plus, incall at the White House might be kind of fun.

You wouldn't be the first man to get sucked off in the Oval Office.

 

[nesposo]

ANGELINA JOLIE - like the Mastercard commercial - Priceless! Yum yum!!!!!

Any local SPs anyone can recommend that has her looks and that "certain something"?

I am a practical person after all, and do not have money for things like a #1 vanity plate in Saudi and Ms Jolie, so a substitute works for me.

"tastes like butter, but less fattening"