Easy there Doc, our favorite little punching bag is likely having a good day.
EVERY day is a good day for me junior because I'm not a loser like the leafs and their brainwashed followers (although some of those followers don't have MUCH to "wash" - hint hint).
As for "punching bag", YOU are good enough at being a punching bag to turn pro. Most of the stuff you write reminds me of the sad final days of Jerry Quarry.