Here's are Doc's recommendations to heal the habs:
1) Get rid of PK Subban. He'd be able to fetch very good forwards, including a true #1 center. The habs would also save a considerable amount of money off the cap. Why? Subban is a cancer and a bad influence on that team and truthfully, he brings nothing positive to the team. He doesn't score, he's the league's giveaway king by far, and he's one of the most selfish players in the NHL.
2) Get rid of Alex Galchenyuk. In his 4th season, he hasn't improved and hasn't shown anything. He's even worst at center than he was playing the wing. He's already a millionaire and doesn't have heart. They still could fetch a very good young player for this guy who would help the team a lot more. Plus, he loves the nightlife too much and his choice of 'friends' isn't good for both him and the team.
3) Get rid of Nathan "The Great" Beaulieu. Similar reasons to Galchenyuk's. He loves the nightlife way too much and it's affecting his play on the ice. He also could fetch a decent player if he's traded to the right team.
4) Get rid of the excess baggage such as Plekanec, Eller, DSP and Gilbert. I'd add Markov, but he's got a no-trade contract and he'd bet tough to move. Plekanec's big contract will also be very tough to move, but teams can get creative, like the Flyers and Leafs did in the past two seasons.
5) Get rid of Marc Bergevin. He's been a dismal failure this season. He only brings in 4th liners and picks up everyone else's rejects on waivers. He's gun-shy and afraid to pull the trigger to make a big trade, which is what the team has badly needed over the past few weeks. He keeps using the same old excuse that trades are hard to make in today's hockey. However, rival GMs have found ways to pull the trigger and make those much-needed big trades. He just needs to grow a pair of balls.
I'd even consider trading Carey Price. He's become injury-prone and a goalie with bad knees is very risky. He'll also be an unrestricted free agent in a couple of years and he'll expect to be the team's top-paid player. The team has a very good young goalie in Mike Condon and trading Price now would get them any player they may seek, possibly even a Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin. A GM with balls would make such a trade since he'd know Price's best days are behind him.
And finally, i'd replace the guys cleaning the ice with "Ice Girls" that other teams began doing a few years ago. Habs fans used to joke that their team 'didn't need' ice girls to motivate themselves. Well, i beg to differ. Attractive young women cleaning the ice during commercial breaks would certainly motivate a few players, certainly a player like Alex Galchenyuk who has a fine eye for attractive women (however, he seems to prefer older women). Who the hell wants to kill time watching a bunch of guys cleaning the ice (okay, i realize not every player is into women....the stats show it, but still....)? Habs fans should demand ice girls!!!