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Fradi

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As many, I fully agree.

The first booking is more often based on looks ... the superficial.
Repeats are based on personalities ... the woman.
I agree but here is a random thought I just had on this subject lol.
It is meant as a joke but…….

I have seen many escort adds on web sights, LL. Twitter saying
“Hey handsome come and see me you will have an amazing time.”

I have yet to see.

“”Hey all you ugly, short, fat, bald dudes come and see me I think your totally hot.”
 

DouMan

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I agree but here is a random thought I just had on this subject lol.
It is meant as a joke but…….

I have seen many escort adds on web sights, LL. Twitter saying
“Hey handsome come and see me you will have an amazing time.”

I have yet to see.

“”Hey all you ugly, short, fat, bald dudes come and see me I think your totally hot.”

I see your point but if I toot my own horn, even though I pretty well fit the last line, + old, + sagging nuts, + limp boner ... but what the heck, they mostly find I'm a nice guy ;)
 
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Fradi

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I see your point but if I toot my own horn, even though I pretty well fit the last line, + old, + sagging nuts, + limp boner ... but what the heck, they mostly find I'm a nice guy ;)
We all get to that stage eventually lol.
For me they still see me only for my looks though;) and they better not tell me otherwise.
 

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I don't even know what to say at this point lol of course you don't act flirty by calling someone ugly.

my question : do you ever see people on the street and wonder if they are SP's? i sometimes catch myself asking myself that question
 
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my question : do you ever see people on the street and wonder if they are SP's? i sometimes catch myself asking myself that question
Yes often there are quite a few in my building who look like porn stars and it is very difficult not to stare at them at the terrace pool as they do look amazingly hot and not much is left to the imagination.
I am lucky I guess I get to see them year round at the indoor pool.
 

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Yes often there are quite a few in my building who look like porn stars and it is very difficult not to stare at them at the terrace pool as they do look amazingly hot and not much is left to the imagination.
I am lucky I guess I get to see them year round at the indoor pool.
Maybe they are just rich influencers.
I don't think people would guess I'm a SP seeing me on the street, not because I'm not pretty, but the way I dress in my daily life is very different from what I wear when I'm Luna.
 

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Maybe they are just rich influencers.
I don't think people would guess I'm a SP seeing me on the street, not because I'm not pretty, but the way I dress in my daily life is very different from what I wear when I'm Luna.
That could very well be true, I am not going to be the one to ask especially when some of them are with their Hulk Hogan boyfriends.
Here there is not much I can use to differentiate with the way they are dressed seeing as anybody can wear a string bikini but very few that look so amazing in it as they do.
 

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That could very well be true, I am not going to be the one to ask especially when some of them are with their Hulk Hogan boyfriends.
Here there is not much I can use to differentiate with the way they are dressed seeing as anybody can wear a string bikini but very few that look so amazing in it as they do.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, it could still be a chickadee ... with Elmer Fudd.
 

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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, it could still be a chickadee ... with Elmer Fudd.
Elmer Fudd always had a huge and handsome wallet and he was known to open it and spread the joy often.
 
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I'm sure this has been asked many times but what would you all say is the average percentage that Montreal agencies take? How much of the $250/hour (for example) that the client pays goes to the SP? I'm not merely being curious; it helps me to think about how much I tip the SP.
Well I don't know about now, but in 2001 when I worked for an agency the price to client was $160, and the SP only made $80. And that was for the agency receptionist and driver. I can imagine it is similar or more now that they provide the location (rent) for the room, the agency will still want it's cut, and the receptionist. And I doubt any of the fees they attach to these are fair.
 

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A comment I'd like to make is that the look that is very popular among porn stars is also popular among influencers and just wealthy young women in general.
For sure it is almost impossible to tell, sometimes the tip off is the handsome old fat bald guy that is with them and acting very unlike a relative.
 

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What is your bucket list as a SP?

Mine is: MMF duo with bisexual men, a trio with 2 other providers, a day at the spa, a shopping trip followed by a dress up session, intimate fun and then a dinner date, a client buying a fun costume for me, a really long duo booking at a hotel with a jacuzzi and bubbly wine, domination, a tour to Halifax, being flown to Europe (when I have my passport which has been a pain in the ass to get), high tea, a duo or trio overnight (slumber party!), an overnight at a chalet with a lake, a day trip.. Am I forgetting anything?

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getting booked by a milf, getting book by a trans man, being dominated by a cute provider in front of a client, taking a bubble bath with a client and maybe with another provider during a duo, going to a museum, going to a strip club and tipping dancers with my client, being taken to a trendy club with really good djs
 
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What is your bucket list as a SP?

Mine is: MMF duo with bisexual men, a trio with 2 other providers, a day at the spa, a shopping trip followed by a dress up session, intimate fun and then a dinner date, a client buying a fun costume for me, a really long duo booking at a hotel with a jacuzzi and bubbly wine, domination, a tour to Halifax, being flown to Europe (when I have my passport which has been a pain in the ass to get), high tea, a duo or trio overnight (slumber party!), an overnight at a chalet with a lake, a day trip.. Am I forgetting anything?

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getting booked by a milf, getting book by a trans man, being dominated by a cute provider in front of a client, taking a bubble bath with a client and maybe with another provider during a duo, going to a museum, going to a strip club and tipping dancers with my client, being taken to a trendy club with really good djs
Wow! Fantastic post.
 
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What is your bucket list as a SP?

•Being booked for an overnight [✓]
•Being flown to a destination I wanted to visit [✓]
•Having a threesome with two men [✓]
•Mini orgy (3 girls, 2 guys) [✓]
•Being bought a Cartier bracelet because it would be so fitting [⠀]
•Being known by name and positive reputation [✓]
•Baking with a client [⠀]
•Having a short term arrangement [✓]
•Having a long term arrangement [⠀]
•Having a train ran on me with consent [⠀]
•Going to Italy with or to meet a client [⠀]

Nice idea, I may add more to it eventually
 

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What is your bucket list as a SP?
I am really bad with making dreams or goals. I really don't have much of a bucket list. In life much less as an SP.

- Get out of debt.
- Get a full expierience at a spa one day.
- Be part of an orgy. Not just a voyeur.
- Be taken out on a paid date as a companion, not just sexual services.
- To expierience what luxury feels like at least once in my life.
- Just reach a point in life where it doesn't feel like being alive is just a constant unending struggle.

Sorry if it isn't a glamorous or exciting list. I am not good with coming up with ideas of things I haven't already expierienced.
 

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