On a related topic, I meant to wear a fitbit during a 3-sum last trip but I forgot to press the start button. Still my heart rate was elevated to 129 I noticed after the sex.
If this catches on, I expect those members writing long reviews to post stats from the device (start time/end time/heart rate/calories burned/# of thrusts, # of thrust per minute etc).
Will the device trigger a blaring alarm on your bluetooth connected smart phone if chlamydia/gonorrhea antibodies detected during the session?