List the things that bug you about agencies

[korbel]

What "bugs" me?

Hello GG,

I really hate it when no agency will grant me a FREE 12 on 1 chocolate covered orgy on my birthday...DAMN!

More ladies,

Korbel

 

[XXXClusive Agency]

money

My pet peeve about agencies is when they try to recruit me, an independant escort. They announce: you can make between 2000-3000 a week!! And having been in an agency, I never made that kind of money. This happens at least once a week. Sure, I can't blame them for trying to recruit, but I hate the lying, exagerations and the fact that they approach me as an indie. If I went indie it must be because I like being INDEpendent.


Now I have to share one of my greatest pet peeves of all time:

It has nothing to do with the hobby.

I hate it and find it soooo irritating when people clip their nails in public transport. I just saw a man doing it again in the metro last night. DRIVES me crazy. I see and hear these little clippers very often and don't understand WHY???? clipping nails should be done in the bathroom in private.

Okay thanks for letting me let it out.

Salut Maria

Je te connais pas et veut pas que tu le prennes mal mais oui ca ce fait ... Ca depend de la fille .. Quand vicky rentre elle fais son 800$ par jour ... Meme que Tamara dans le temps faisais jamais en bas de 1000 par jour et je l ai deja vu en faire 2000 en une seule journee ... Mercedez aussi roulait $$ ..!!

Mais bien sure ca depend de la fille et de ca popularite !

Je vois devilish desfois passer des annonces dans jdm ecrivant possibilite de 3000 a 6000 par semaine ... Ca parrait pousser mais je peux te jurer que certaine le font !

Le vrai probleme est que pas beaucoup s en metent de cote

 

[Montreal Sex City]

Salut Maria

Je te connais pas et veut pas que tu le prennes mal mais oui ca ce fait ... Ca depend de la fille .. Quand vicky rentre elle fais son 800$ par jour ... Meme que Tamara dans le temps faisais jamais en bas de 1000 par jour et je l ai deja vu en faire 2000 en une seule journee ... Mercedez aussi roulait $$ ..!!

Mais bien sure ca depend de la fille et de ca popularite !

Je vois devilish desfois passer des annonces dans jdm ecrivant possibilite de 3000 a 6000 par semaine ... Ca parrait pousser mais je peux te jurer que certaine le font !

Le vrai probleme est que pas beaucoup s en metent de cote

Martin, et ce toujours sans prétention, oui c'est possible de faire autant
de fric... et même plus ... (!) ... avec critèresss a l'appui !

Popularité ... oui mais aussi et SURTOUT ...
Fiabilité et disponibilité !

 

[Rusty Staub]

It bothers me when I see some agencies consistently use the word "special" to note the same rate every night whereas some other agencies actually use it correctly to note a discounted rate, either against a specific girl(s) or multiple hour appointments.

Caveat emptor

 

[anon_vlad]

I hate agencies which keep profiles of SPs who are never available for months. Some bookers have even admitted to me that the woman in question quit the agency.

Even worse are the agencies who post and repost that a certain SP is available on a particular night and when one calls try to push someone else. For fun, try calling an agency which advertises an urgent need for employees and see who is really available.

 

[wolfie7]

I hate agencies which keep profiles of SPs who are never available for months. Some bookers have even admitted to me that the woman in question quit the agency.

Even worse are the agencies who post and repost that a certain SP is available on a particular night and when one calls try to push someone else. For fun, try calling an agency which advertises an urgent need for employees and see who is really available.

This happens?!?!?! I'm shocked!! :lol:

Come on now. This is par for the course. Same as (slight) errors in age. :lol: And incorrectly calling industry vets debutantes (the "re-introduction" :lol. And oh oh oh, here's a good one - never updating an SP's page - age, weight, hair color! Such things change, no?! Or, are escorts immortal?

But these are common problems the world 'round, no? Don't think you ever get away from that in this hobby. :yield:

 

[Toxic1979]

Weekly schedules are my bug!
Montreal is getting much better at it recently. I like to know who is on that coming week. Instead of finding out at mid day, when I already made dinner arrangements.

Its not a big problem, as the scheduling is getting much better in Montreal.

 

[Numerati]

When things don't happen on the stated agreed time where things are 15 to 30 minutes late. Missed those HDH days when we agreed at 6pm things take place at 6pm. Really don't like the wait especially right now!

 

[views]

Weekly schedules are my bug!
Montreal is getting much better at it recently. I like to know who is on that coming week. Instead of finding out at mid day, when I already made dinner arrangements.

Its not a big problem, as the scheduling is getting much better in Montreal.

Maybe it's approving, but I dont see it enough. The best example to follow is MSC in this regard, they provide the full week schedule for this week AND also have next week's available as it becomes known, and use a simple symbol (a '-' i think) for ones that are No versus a blank if they dont know yet. Makes advanced booking so much easier.

Many of us are in town for just a couple of days and with SOOO many wonderful ladies on our TDL, the schedule is very helpful

 

[Toxic1979]

A few agencies are doing very well with the advanced scheduling for the week (mojo's, euphoria), and few are posting the weekly calendar, but leaving it empty until later day... and then its only that day being posted.

I found it worse a few years ago, in Montreal. Nobody seemed to post schedules for the week at all. Slowly coming around!

But for out-of-towners.... weekly schedules are a huge help. Schedules where you can see who will be on for the week!

Its just a suggestion.... if it does not happen, I'll still hobby here in Montreal... PROMISE!

 

[views]

A few agencies are doing very well with the advanced scheduling for the week (mojo's, euphoria), and few are posting the weekly calendar, but leaving it empty until later day... and then its only that day being posted.

Its just a suggestion.... if it does not happen, I'll still hobby here in Montreal... PROMISE!

a) wanted to add WildTimes as one of the agencies that puts advanced scheduling on their site, though it's not for the full week, it is for the coming 3 days. as a note, I've always been intrigued by asservisante (sp?) but due to their 3pm daily schedule announcement, i've never had a chance to book an SP from there. hopefully one day.
b) I second the last point I'll still hobby here in MTL

 

[wolfie7]

Here's my pet peeve. And I'm not targeting any particular Montreal agency. Nor is it a peculiarity of Montreal. Though, it does happen in Montreal more than every other city I hobby in. Montreal SPs on the whole are flakier and less reliable than SPs in other sin cities.

Girls canceling or no longer able to make a pre-booked appointment at the agreed-upon time, and the booker not letting me know well beforehand that this is the case. "Well beforehand" is the day before, or the morning of, or at the least an hour before the appointed time. If you're 30 minutes late, fine, I'm not a stickler about that. Even an hour. I still remember the Eleganza and Devilish days when girls were regularly an hour or two late... But if I have a 5pm appointment, and your regular check-in time is 10am. You should be warning me by noon that "Hey, there might be a risk. I haven't been able to reach the girl all day."

Or if a girl is late, don't tell me "She is minutes away" when it's 30 minutes. Don't tell me she's 5 minutes away, when it's really 10. Sometimes, clients have hard deadlines and time stops (e.g. a work or personal meeting, or a hotel checkout time!!!), so the booker is just screwing himself by lying.

If her previous client decided to extend the time, I get it - business is business, maximize your profit, I don't begrudge you that. You better still take care of me, and let me see the girl. Pushing me back an hour is fine, but don't bump me from the lineup altogether, if I'm able to stick around. And keep me informed of the time.

But to tell me 10 minutes before, or right at, the pre-appointed time, IT IS NOT OK. "Oh, BTW, xx can't make it. Is it OK if she comes later tonight (for a day appt), or tomorrow?" ...Or "Sorry, she didn't confirm she was coming in this morning, I haven't been able to reach her all day, she's not answering her phone." I have shit to do. I have meetings I'd rather not be hurrying through. I have other plans. I'm not just sitting around, waiting for an SP all day. Respect my time, too.

It goes both ways. Just like I would never call an agency to cancel a date 10 minutes before. If I must, because of an emergency, I do it the day before, or the morning of, or at least 3-4 hours beforehand. If I canceled on appointments 10 minutes beforehand a few times, I'd get blacklisted. As well I should!! Same goes the other way. If an agency or booker does that a few times to me, they stop being on my call list. :nono:

As examples of those bookers/agencies who do it right: Mike at Goodgirls/EC this week, who let me know the night beforehand that his girl had canceled. It gave me sufficient time to go to Plan B. A pro, and considerate. Also, XXXtase - late on (only) one of my many dates this week, but gave me sufficient heads-up, kept me in the loop the whole time, and delivered as promised. And, James at Euphoria has always been a pro's pro. All bookers can learn from these guys. :thumb:

 

[wolfie7]

Pet peeve #2 :nono:

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?130591-shower-time

 

[Thor Jr]

Ah wolfie7, we think alike, i was going to do what you did, lol. Cheers Mate.....


Thor Jr

 

[wolfie7]

Great minds... :lol:

 

[wolfie7]

My luck was as foul as my mood this most recent trip... Didn't like getting dragged back up here last minute in December, for another pointless pow-wow, but might as well make do with the circumstances, right? Uh-uh, the hobby gods did not intend for me a good trip. :nono:

When it came to scheduling miscues, I think I hit every branch on the fall down (in order of occurrence):
1. Case of mistaken identity (not malicious / intentional). Girl's photos that were sent to me, and the girl who showed up did not match. Girl who showed up: "Ooooh, she's pretty... But, yeah, that's definitely not me..." Girl who showed up was not hideous, but I was really in the mood for girl in the photo... :lol: Ouch, not a good sign for the first scheduled encounter. Sent her back to her driver. Felt bad, but I've had enough of short weird-colored hair for the year.
2. Flaky indy. Indy who I had pre-booked a day or two before just decided in the morning not to work, and never bothered to inform me. FLAKY, Lydhia, just flaky and selfish. At least tell me so I can make alternative plans.
3. SP got sick. 2-hour engagement with a rockstar canceled the night before. High fever, going to the doctor... Awwwww... That said, I lucked on an amazing replacement. This was going to be the highlight of the trip, and instead I got another highlight... So I can't complain about #3 too hard...
4. Another flaky indy / cold feet. Another indy, from a previous cohort / bender, said she'd call me the day of to let me know when our evening time would be. Never called. WTF...
5. Forgotten pre-booking / booker error. Ooooh, this one hurt. A favorite from a favorite. I wanted to end the trip on this note. A tradition with one of the best this city has to offer. Pre-booked on my first night in MTL. Day of, 30 minutes before, nope - mon ami forgot about my pre-booking, lady was booked with someone else. It happens... First time he has forgotten one of my pre-bookings. But god fuckin' damn!!!!

Ahahahahaha, 0 out of freakin' 5 advanced pre-bookings!!!! I don't think I've ever had that kind of bad luck, anywhere, not even Montreal. A few days later, I'm lounging in 80 degree weather, smoking a fat cigar, and I can laugh about it now. But holy shit Montreal...

This is why hobbyists double-book and flake - it's a reaction to SPs. Not a behavior I condone, or do myself, in the past... but maybe I should re-consider... But I can understand why my fellow mongers do this, after a trip like this. All these agencies and indies go in the penalty box, or into the trash bin. :nono:

 

[Thor Jr]

Poor Poor Wolfie, and you had to throw in the part about sitting in the sun and smoking a fat one, i would give up sex for a week to be sitting in the sun smoking a fat one also. It really sucks when these things happen though, but crap, 5 times? Now that's unlucky, remind me not to ever take you to the casino.lol. I feel for you wolfie, but man, in the sun, I am jealous, what beach, i may come meet you and bring a gift.

Thor Jr

 

[Numerati]

Oh how I missed the days of the Golden Age of the HDH from 2004 to 2008 for me. The girls were reliable and showed up on time on the dot. Indies can become quite unreliable before and during the encounter. They were great under an agency but come going indy, downhill all downhill.

 

[Doggyluver]

Going to an agency web page, seeing who is available and which day then contacting them to find out that the girls or girls are not there and they have no idea who and when they will be there. The other is being given a description by the booker only to arrive at the door and the girl is NOTHING like described. I now walk away. I have been told by the bookers that they give the description given to them by the girls who will ever say, I am 5'1" and weigh 165lbs, have floppy tits and disgusting hair

 

[Easy going]

I generally have no pet peeves regarding agencies, however some of the agency drivers need to familiarize themselves on how to make their presence as low key as possible. Ideally, it would be nice if they left and returned once the SP was done. One time I had an early morning 2 hour session at at motel where I was hosting. The SP arrived and we had an awesome session. After we were done, we both left at the same time. There was no use in me hanging around an empty motel room by myself. As we passed through the lobby, she introduced me to her driver. He was sitting in the lobby enjoying coffee and the free continental breakfast...

I realize that not all agencies have drivers, however those that do should ask the drivers to use common courtesy and discretion when waiting for the SP.