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Maybe Theo should have thrown in Bucholz for Santana after all, not looking good at all for the young man.:eek:
No, not a good day for young Buchholz, though unlike the Goat of the ALDS, Dog Ming Wang, Buchholz did get out of the first inning yesterday.
 

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Another spectacular performance by Hughes, 4 innings of no hit ball today as for the Red Sox is their hitting and pitching ever going to show up, today it was Matsuzaka's turn to get bombed, I hope Colon makes the team, I have him penciled in for a minimun of 20 hr's and that's if his mangled shoulder holds up for the whole season,(check the spelling Korbel).
 

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Joe.t said:
Another spectacular performance by Hughes, 4 innings of no hit ball today as for the Red Sox is their hitting and pitching ever going to show up, today it was Matsuzaka's turn to get bombed, I hope Colon makes the team, I have him penciled in for a minimun of 20 hr's and that's if his mangled shoulder holds up for the whole season,(check the spelling Korbel).
Hello Joe.GG,

I will let you spew your silliness over stats and situations that don't matter toward the real season at all. It's gotten very boring trying to get anything worthwhile out of you.

Kvetch (A chronic, whining complainer) on,

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I hear you were the reason some thought the purple Teletubbie was gay. The rumor is you and he were mad for each other and the bag was your gift. Since it's a rumor, according to you, it must be true. Hope it was good for you...bwahahahahahahaha.
 
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Joe.t said:
Another spectacular performance by Hughes, 4 innings of no hit ball today as for the Red Sox is their hitting and pitching ever going to show up, today it was Matsuzaka's turn to get bombed, I hope Colon makes the team, I have him penciled in for a minimun of 20 hr's and that's if his mangled shoulder holds up for the whole season,(check the spelling Korbel).
Joe, you fucking moron®. If Colon pitches the whole season, starts 32 games and allows only 20 hrs, the entire of Red Sox nation will be thrilled.

As for Hughes today, congratulations! When your team sucks in October, I guess you take your pleasure where you may. As for the fans of the World Champion Red Sox, we don't find March particularly thrilling.
 

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Joe.t said:
Another great shutout performance by one of the Yankee young guns today(Chamberlain), and Rivera looks primed and ready, two bits says that rumples has both Hughes and Chamberlain on his fantasy team.
Actually, Hughes and Lester. Lester, unlike Hughes and Chamberlain, both of whom fared quite well against minor leaguers yesterday and the day before, stuffed a Met lineup chock full of some of the most feared hitter in the National League yesterday.

But, of course, it's spring and only Yankee and college hoop fans get excited about March.
 

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Yankees Sign Billy Crystal

It's not a joke, the Yankees have signed Billy Crystal to a one game contract and he will play against the Pirates Thursday, one day before his 60th birthday:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankees-crystal&prov=ap&type=lgns

Crystal last played baseball in high school when he captained and batted .348 for his Long Beach High scool team in New York City.

I am sure that Rumples will be eagerly observing the at bats to see what kind of bat speed is shown by the soon to be 60 Crystal. A hit of any kind would be a major shock. Actually, Crystal making contact and hitting a fair ball in play, and not striking out in all his at bats, would be considered a success.
 
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EagerBeaver said:
It's not a joke, the Yankees have signed Billy Crystal to a one game contract and he will play against the Pirates Thursday, one day before his 60th birthday:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-yankees-crystal&prov=ap&type=lgns

Crystal last played baseball in high school when he captained and batted .348 for his Long Beach High school team in New York City.......

YES!

IF the Yankers make the Post Season, they are priming Mr. City Slicker to replace A-Rod's Potent Bat......:rolleyes:
 

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It is with some embarassment that I admit that I was not aware of the odds when I made an even money bet with Joe.T. that the Red Sox would finish ahead of the Yankees in the upcoming season.

Apparently, on some betting sites, Boston is -1.50 and the Yankees +1.30.

Had I known, I would have asked to beat more.

The Devil Rays and Baltimore are +6000 and +9000 respectively. Does anyone know if any dogs that big ever won a division title?
 

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anon_vlad said:
It is with some embarassment that I admit that I was not aware of the odds when I made an even money bet with Joe.T. that the Red Sox would finish ahead of the Yankees in the upcoming season.

Apparently, on some betting sites, Boston is -1.50 and the Yankees +1.30.

Had I known, I would have asked to beat more.

The Devil Rays and Baltimore are +6000 and +9000 respectively. Does anyone know if any dogs that big ever won a division title?

I'm all ears?

By the way the Sox have one of the worst records in spring training and Beckett has IR written all over him, if he goes the Sox are done like dinner.

I forgot to add that your -1.50 Red Sox are 1-6 with a tie in their last eight games with the one win coming last night, I shouldn't even be telling you this stuff because this is inside information but I hate taking advantage of suckers.:)
 
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anon_vlad said:
It is with some embarassment that I admit that I was not aware of the odds when I made an even money bet with Joe.T. that the Red Sox would finish ahead of the Yankees in the upcoming season.

Apparently, on some betting sites, Boston is -1.50 and the Yankees +1.30.

Had I known, I would have asked to beat more.

The Devil Rays and Baltimore are +6000 and +9000 respectively. Does anyone know if any dogs that big ever won a division title?

Lets double our first bet of $160.00 and make it $320.00 to be paid within 7 calander days after the Yankees or Red Sox mathematically clinch first place, please please please I'm begging you?.
 

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This reminds me of something which occurred a few years ago. An agency of dominatrices was busted. Of the couple who ran it, the woman firmly stated that they were not guilty of being associated with prostitution as no sex was involved. The male half of the couple said that he was "looking forward to being punished."

Who am I to deny you, Joe T., especially after you have behaved so well in begging for it? However, I just checked that our original bet was not who finishes in first place. It was
$160 Yankees finish ahead of the Red Sox
While not likely, it is possible that neither team finishes in first place.

I therefore propose the following:
Within a week of it becoming mathematically impossible for the losing team to finish ahead of the winning team, the person who selected the losing team pays the winner $320.

Obviously, if you accept, the previous bet of $160 is cancelled.

Please pick your poison.
 

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Ahhh, Spring Training.....when the Games don't count

Tempers flare in Yanks-Rays matchup
Rays' Gomes, Yanks' Phillips, Duncan among five ejected.....

mlb.com said:
ST. PETERSBURG -- One day after Yankees manager Joe Girardi insisted his club would not retaliate for a violent home-plate collision in Saturday's game against the Rays, both clubs spilled onto the field at Progress Energy Park in a bench-clearing incident Wednesday.
After Yankees starter Heath Phillips was ejected in the first inning for grazing Rays third baseman Evan Longoria with an up-and-in fastball, the Yankees' Shelley Duncan cleared the benches by sliding hard into Rays second baseman Aki Iwamura in the bottom of the second.

Play halted for several minutes as the two clubs engaged in shoving, and at least one punch appeared to be thrown. Duncan, who was running out a ball hit down the left-field line that tipped Longoria's glove, was out at second base by least 30 feet and raised his spikes on the slide, hoping to knock the ball loose.

"In my mind, there's only two things you can do -- a weird slide or slide hard into his glove," Duncan said. "I made a hard slide into his glove."

With a small gash opened over Iwamura's right knee and last week's events still present in many minds, the Rays saw it differently, especially right fielder Jonny Gomes, who charged in from right field and hit Duncan from behind.

"I just think [Duncan] tried to inflict some pain on Aki," Gomes said. "[The reaction] just comes second nature. I was taught all the way from T-ball to have a teammate's back.

"It's a baseball field. There's fans and kids watching. I had to let [Duncan] know that's not going to fly."

Gomes, Duncan, Yankees third-base coach Bobby Meacham and Yankees hitting coach Kevin Long were ejected following the incident.


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anon_vlad said:
This reminds me of something which occurred a few years ago. An agency of dominatrices was busted. Of the couple who ran it, the woman firmly stated that they were not guilty of being associated with prostitution as no sex was involved. The male half of the couple said that he was "looking forward to being punished."

Who am I to deny you, Joe T., especially after you have behaved so well in begging for it? However, I just checked that our original bet was not who finishes in first place. It was While not likely, it is possible that neither team finishes in first place.

I therefore propose the following:
Within a week of it becoming mathematically impossible for the losing team to finish ahead of the winning team, the person who selected the losing team pays the winner $320.

Obviously, if you accept, the previous bet of $160 is cancelled.

Please pick your poison.

Confirmed on my part, waiting for your confirmation to make it official, again I beg you pretty please with sugar on top.
 

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Confirmed!

Confirmed, Joe T., on my part also. I wonder if Danika will accept a two hour reservation several months in advance.
 

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Bronx Banter said:
Well, the Yankees certainly had an eventful trip to St. Petersburg today. It all started a few hours before game time, when the team announced that Andy Pettitte would be skipping his scheduled start today due to some tightness on the outside of his pitching elbow which was also described as muscle irritation and by Pettitte as a bit of tendonitis.
When you look at all the young talent in the Rays organization, maybe third place is a bit of a stretch for the geriatric Yankees.
 

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anon_vlad said:
Confirmed, Joe T., on my part also. I wonder if Danika will accept a two hour reservation several months in advance.

Thanks buddy, just to let you know that last week a baseball writer whose name escapes me has Hughes who has been absolutly on fire penciled in for 15 wins and he's just a rookie, add that to the fact that Wang who has won 19 games the past 2 years and is the ace of the staff should be good for about the same and then there is super phenom Chamberlain who will be setting these guys up before he ends up as a starter at some point.:)

Lets play a fun word association game, 3 out of 5 is a pass-

Connect the two sides that have the most in common, match the left side with the word or words that have a association with the right side, answers are at the bottom, it's a no brainer and you should get them right without looking at the answers first.

1.Mike Lowell........................A- anon_vlad

2.Gimpy knee, Sean Casey.....B- Josh Beckett

3.IR......................................C- fluke year

4.Clay Bucholz......................D- David Ortiz

5.Pays Joe.t $320.00.............E- Minor leagues



1C, 2D, 3B, 4E, 5A
 
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