The Joe.T Memorial FM® Yankees Suck Thread for 2009

[Doc Holliday]

Anyone willing to put his paycheque on the line tomorrow against the Sox? The Stanks will have Bang!! on the hill against Wakefield. Will Bang!!'s ERA be above 20.00 after the game? Will Wakefield's orgy of knuckleballs have the same effect against the Stanks as they had against the Jays 3 weeks ago? The Jays loss their next 8-9 games after facing Wakefield. Will history repeat itself?

So many questions, so few answers (except the one about Bang!!). Oh yeah, Jays won again in Texas......

Doc's prediction: the Sox will drive Bang!! out of the game early & the Stankees will lose tomorrow night. I guarantee it!

 

[Joe.t]

I got a sneaking suspicion on how Kevin Fruikilis celebrated the win over the Yankees last night.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I got a sneaking suspicion on how Kevin Fruikilis celebrated the win over the Yankees last night.

I wouldn't know, but I do know how he celebrated a Phil Hughes meatball.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

May 9th

Here's a trivia question for the night. What happened tonight for the first time since May 9th? I repeat: May 9th, that's six weeks ago. Want the answer?

For the first time since May 9th, the Washington Nationals have a two game winning streak. The good folks of Washington would like to thank the NY Yankees for sucking.

 

[Joe.t]

Oh rumples my dear, guess who want's to be a Yankee, I think that he would make a excellent set up man for Brian Bruney.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/06/papelbon-on-.html

 

[Doc Holliday]

How the hell did the Yankees manage to lost their last 2 games to the worse team in baseball? On top of that, AT YANKEE STADIUM!!!!!

Even the 2nd worse team in baseball couldn't lose 2 straight games to Washington....at home or on the road!

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

How the hell did the Yankees manage to lost their last 2 games to the worse team in baseball? On top of that, AT YANKEE STADIUM!!!!!

Even the 2nd worse team in baseball couldn't lose 2 straight games to Washington....at home or on the road!

I think you know the answer to your question, Doc, but just in case you don't, here's the answer: they suck.

 

[Joe.t]

Looks like the Dice Crap Matsuzaka experiment is winding down in Beantown, I wouldn't be surprised if Theo is having wet dreams about Sydney Ponson, I say he's his next pet project.

 

[Special K]

His phones busy due to Cashman ringing it off the hook!!

 

[Special K]

I also heard Cashman's calling around looking for a 3rd baseman since the one they have has been BENCHED!!!!!! Poor ARoid!!

 

[Special K]

Oh CC...it's looking like a trip to the DL. Strained biceps are never a good thing for a pitcher!!

 

[Joe.t]

I got a sneaking suspicion that drinks were not the only thing on the menu when Youkilis and Theo celebrated the win last night.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

I got a sneaking suspicion that drinks were not the only thing on the menu when Youkilis and Theo celebrated the win last night.

Joe, you fucking moron®, you're giving new meaning to the old phrase, "If at first you can't succeed..."

Meanwhile, rumours have it that Dice-K and Cheeseburger Cheeseburger have rented a condo together on the Cape for the month of July.

And Cashman was seen in a bar last night, banging his head against the wall, wishing he had Nick Green to play third base.

 

[Joe.t]

Joe, you fucking moron®,

Must you keep calling me a "fucking moron®", you know that eastender really doesn't like it.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Must you keep calling me a "fucking moron®", you know that eastender really doesn't like it.

The day eastender shows up at a GT with his hair in cornrows is the day I stop calling you a "fucking moron®."

 

[Joe.t]

The day eastender shows up at a GT with his hair in cornrows is the day I stop calling you a "fucking moron®."

What do you say to rumples proposition eastender? the ball is in your court, only you can stop this vicious name calling and bring peace to the thread.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

You know...wouldn't it be more mature to say YOU don't like it instead of using E as a cover?

Merlie, I don't think that was Joe's point at all. Actually, knowing Joe in all his cornhole, er, cornrow glory, I think he knows that "fucking moron®," is a term of endearment.

 

[Joe.t]

rumples- How about if Merlot shows up at the next GT with cornrows, will that be good enough for you?.

 

[lgna69xxx]

now if Merlot confirms this, i will attend for sure!

rumples- How about if Merlot shows up at the next GT with cornrows, will that be good enough for you?.

 

[Joe.t]

now if Merlot confirms this, i will attend for sure!

I heard that when Merlot shows up at these events he always brings with him a basket of grapes to pass around.