The Canadian Press.
Wiarton Ontario, February 2, 2011
In what has now become a familiar site in the province of Ontario, and for the sixth years in a row, shortly after the break of dawn a mysterious man approaches the den of Ontario’s most famous prognosticator, Wiarton Willie.
The man carries a Toronto Maple Leafs sweater with him and gently lays in on the ground just outside the den entrance and calmly waits for Willie to emerge. (or "merge" as some would say
)
Within minutes Willie slowly pokes his head out and stares at the sweater laid out before him. He then shifts his gaze to the man who stands a few feet away who in turn nods his head as if to give Willie approval. With that signal Willie walks on top of the sweater and sits down and again stares back towards the mystery man. One more time the man nods his head at which point Willie raises his hind legs and begins scooting his balls and asshole back and forth across the sweater then quickly runs back to his den with a look of disgust and discouragement on his furry little face.
The mystery man then walks away with a huge grin on his face leaving the symbol of national disgrace behind.
When asked to identify himself and what all this meant, the mystery man simply answered "GHG" and “six more weeks before the Leafs are mathematically eliminated”.
