2013 NHL Free For All Thread

[lgna69xxx]

"Me" gonna now let "U" joe.L cairo ( we all know what the L stands for by now, hahah) have the last word............or in your case the last 20 posts of the night in the next 60 minutes....... although not a "cAiro 20/30" it will suffice............. let er rip "cowboy!" I have a game to go to saturday night in Ottawa so gotta get some sleep! Enjoy ur Night

 

[joelcairo]

Say What?

Bwhahahaahahahahaahahaahah :lol:


DeadTroit LOSE 6-3 over the horrible Flyers! hahahah............. meanwhile the Leafs (with more injuries).... win! oops! poor CC (aka cowboy cairo) lets have some more "cairoisms" :lol::lol::lol:

If you were even slightly more clever (if you'll pardon the use of a word that no one on the planet has ever used to describe you), you might realize that EVERY time you use expressions like "DeadTroit" (sic), "dead things" (sic) or "bwahaha" (sic) you reinforce your public persona as someone with the intellectual capacity of a dripping faucet. Maybe you could at least TRY to use adult language, facts, and original thought.

With at least a little common sense, you might also realize that constantly advertising your cowboy fixation endears you to no one, except possibly your fellow admirers of the Village People. In fairness, however, I suppose that might very well be your main objective - in which case I wish you nothing but the best in pursuit of your special dream.

If you wanted to gloat about the Detroit loss, aren't you about 24 hours too late?

By the way, Detroit lost ONE game after WINNING 4 GAMES. Toronto won ONE game after LOSING 5 GAMES - so either you know even less about hockey than I thought (and I didn't think anyone could know LESS than ZERO) or it sure as hell doesn't take much to please you. Then again, the leafs have done NOTHING to please their Koolaid-drinking fans for 46 YEARS so I guess it IS obvious that even ONE LOUSY UNDESERVED WIN in a game in which they were totally dominated actually IS enough to send you off into paroxysms of pleasure and ecstatic dreams of all your favorite cowboys.

The leafs are STILL behind the Wings, Habs, and MANY other teams - but it will probably only get worse in hogtown: we all know that the gutless maple losers ALWAYS collapse later in the season, and we all also know that Reimer and "Tie Game" are simply not good enough to keep saving the hopeless, poorly-coached bunch of misfits in front of them.

Enjoy it while you can, junior, because it will only get worse.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Wow, you do copy/paste!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If you were even slightly more clever (if you'll pardon the use of a word that no one on the planet has ever used to describe you), you might realize that EVERY time you use expressions like "DeadTroit" (sic), "dead things" (sic) or "bwahaha" (sic) you reinforce your public persona as someone with the intellectual capacity of a dripping faucet. Maybe you could at least TRY to use adult language, facts, and original thought.

With at least a little common sense, you might also realize that constantly advertising your cowboy fixation endears you to no one, except possibly your fellow admirers of the Village People. In fairness, however, I suppose that might very well be your main objective - in which case I wish you nothing but the best in pursuit of your special dream.

If you wanted to gloat about the Detroit loss, aren't you about 24 hours too late?

By the way, Detroit lost ONE game after WINNING 4 GAMES. Toronto won ONE game after LOSING 5 GAMES - so either you know even less about hockey than I thought (and I didn't think anyone could know LESS than ZERO) or it sure as hell doesn't take much to please you. Then again, the leafs have done NOTHING to please their Koolaid-drinking fans for 46 YEARS so I guess it IS obvious that even ONE LOUSY UNDESERVED WIN in a game in which they were totally dominated actually IS enough to send you off into paroxysms of pleasure and ecstatic dreams of all your favorite cowboys.

The leafs are STILL behind the Wings, Habs, and MANY other teams - but it will probably only get worse in hogtown: we all know that the gutless maple losers ALWAYS collapse later in the season, and we all also know that Reimer and "Tie Game" are simply not good enough to keep saving the hopeless, poorly-coached bunch of misfits in front of them.

Enjoy it while you can, junior, because it will only get worse.

 

[joelcairo]

Although i dont look at your posts besides one to 4 words anymore, (after that they always say the same thing lol!) a friend pointed this out............Dallas did have A goal called back, AND? it was the correct call Lil-c . Deadtroit still sucks w/o their best players, MUCH like other teams lol! ahahahahahaahaha

PS, forgot the "B" as in Bwhahahahhahaahahaha

I'm fully aware of your reading difficulties, which is why I suggested that you could have your "friend" read to you and explain to you. I am pleased to see that you have accepted my excellent suggestion. It appears that your "friend" has taken the first step in this direction by teaching you about the goal that was called back. I applaud the efforts of your "friend" and again extend sincere best wishes to both of you for continued happiness in your relationship. Please be aware, however that my responses to your babble are meant less for you (or your "friend") and more for the intelligent readers of the sports threads, most of whom have begged me to keep schooling you and entertaining them. It is thus my duty to expose your total lack of hockey knowledge - nothing personal.

You have remarked that Detroit sucks without its best players. Please allow me to expose just SOME of the flaws in your ludicrous statement: 1. ANY team is weakened by the loss of its best players. Duh (I used that word so that there would be at least ONE that you understand without the patient help of your "friend")...shouldn't that be obvious even to someone like you, who knows NOTHING about hockey? 2. Detroit won 4 consecutive games WITHOUT the most skilled hockey player in the world (in fact, junior, even YOU commented on it - or is your memory as feeble as your reading and writing skills?), before losing ONE, so MAYBE the Wings have the depth required to win EVEN when its world-class players are missing. 3. In hogtown, it doesn't matter which players are in or out, because they ALL suck.

 

[joelcairo]

"Me" gonna now let "U" joe.L cairo ( we all know what the L stands for by now, hahah) have the last word............or in your case the last 20 posts of the night in the next 60 minutes....... although not a "cAiro 20/30" it will suffice............. let er rip "cowboy!" I have a game to go to saturday night in Ottawa so gotta get some sleep! Enjoy ur Night

Guess what, genius? My posts are basically replies to yours, destroying every single fatuous statement you make. So, apart from the fact that your math is - as always - incorrect, YOU are posting more than I am. I've explained this to you before, and I know it's beyond your comprehension, but perhaps your "friend" can use matchsticks or the album covers from your disco collection to do a picture that will explain it to you. YOU, junior, have 7,532 posts in just over 5 years. I have 3,278 in almost 8 1/2 years. I won't attempt to use fractions, percentages or ratios to explain this to you as I have previously done, because these concepts are obviously well beyond your scope. Suffice it to say that you have made MORE THAN DOUBLE the posts I have and you have done it in 3 years LESS time. What that means, junior, is that YOU post FAR more often than I do...so maybe the cute little point you are feebly attempting to make is even more idiotic than usual.

Yes, by all means get some sleep on THURSDAY (!!!!) so that you can enjoy your game in Ottawa on SATURDAY(!!!!!). Obviously, you'll be dreaming about cowboys since that's all you've been talking about tonight.

 

[joelcairo]

Wow, you do copy/paste!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Wrong, as always...and totally useless and irrelevant, as always. BTW, weren't you supposed to be sleeping (as you said in your previous post) ...so that you won't be tired TWO NIGHTS FROM NOW?

 

[lgna69xxx]

Sorry Santa! It is worth it!.............. Bwhahahaahaah!

Iggy,

Santa will think you are very bad boy for making JC this upset! :nono:

:lol::lol:

 

[joelcairo]

Iggy,

Santa will think you are very bad boy for making JC this upset! :nono:

:lol::lol:

Iggy better be careful. If Santa blacklists him, it might mean no more disco CDs and no more cowboy posters.

 

[joelcairo]

Fuk Santa! It is worth it!.............. Bwhahahaahaah!

Is nothing sacred? Now you're fantasizing about SANTA?

 

[joelcairo]

Well, not according to his GVT (he's 14th):

http://www.hockeyprospectus.com/sortable/

And Reimer is not too far behind. So, yes, the Leafs are doing a lot better than what most people give them credit for, because of them.

On the other hand, the Wings are where they are no thanks to Jimmy Howard - he's 567th on the list!

All true: the leafs have been saved by their goalies playing above their heads for a large part of the season, and iggy's fave Jimmy Howard has been a main reason that the Wings are only two points ahead of the woeful leafs.

 

[Doc Holliday]

All true: the leafs have been saved by their goalies playing above their heads for a large part of the season, and iggy's fave Jimmy Howard has been a main reason that the Wings are only two points ahead of the woeful leafs.

I agree with the both of you. If it wasn't for great goaltending, these two teams would be battling it out with the Islanders.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Agreed, but last i looked, goalies were part of a hockey team and it is nice the Leafs have 2 good ones.

I agree with the both of you. If it wasn't for great goaltending, these two teams would be battling it out with the Islanders.

 

[joelcairo]

Although i dont look at your posts besides one to 4 words anymore, (after that they always say the same thing lol!) a friend pointed this out............Dallas did have A goal called back, AND? it was the correct call Lil-c . Deadtroit still sucks w/o their best players, MUCH like other teams lol! ahahahahahaahaha

PS, forgot the "B" as in Bwhahahahhahaahahaha

No Datsyuk. No Zetterberg. No Helm. No De Keyser. NO PROBLEM......as the Wings DOUBLE the Devils in shots and easily win 3-1. It's called DEPTH. Oh, and I guess it didn't hurt that your idol Jimmy Howard SAT and the Monster won AGAIN. Thanks again, Toronto.

 

[joelcairo]

Say What?

Bwhahahaahahahahaahahaahah :lol:


DeadTroit LOSE 6-3 over the horrible Flyers! hahahah............. meanwhile the Leafs (with more injuries).... win! oops! poor CC (aka cowboy cairo) lets have some more "cairoisms" :lol::lol::lol:

I can SEE why you're bragging: Detroit and hogtown have very similar numbers in their last 6 games. Similar NUMBERS....but vastly different RESULTS!

Detroit has 5 WINS, 1 LOSS.

Toronto has 5 LOSSES, 1 WIN.

You lose AGAIN little guy.

 

[joelcairo]

Current Standings in Atlantic Division:

1. Montreal - 39
2. Boston - 38
3. Detroit - 37
4. Tampa Bay - 35

and then comes the CRUD, beginning with the hopeless leafs way down at 33 and sinking fast.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

You lose AGAIN little guy.

Such easy pickings. Nothing like having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

 

[joelcairo]

So I see that Detroit have won tonight with Gustavsson between the posts.

Has Babcock finally seen the light and given the boot to Howard after his wretched performance against the Flyers?

Hope so. The differences in their results this season are staggering!

 

[joelcairo]

Saturday: GO SENS GO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lgna69xxx]

You responded to a post i made 2 games ago, i'd say thats a win for me, Lil "too easy" cairo :lol:

You lose AGAIN little guy.

 

[joelcairo]

You responded to a post i made 2 games ago, i'd say thats a win for me, Lil "too easy" cairo :lol:

And I'd say, little guy, that you've proved on many occasions that you lack the intelligence to determine that or anything else.