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RYANvsEVERYBODY

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This is never ok to ask, FYI. It's essentially asking someone to relive a likely traumatic experience to satisfy your curiosity. It's morbid and fails to take into account the human being behind the provider.


Sorry, I didn't realize things got that grim. I come from a completely different world and had no idea some experiences with clients were so traumatic. I was expecting stories about bad mishaps, like a client missing the toilet or something along those lines.
 

RYANvsEVERYBODY

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Those certainly wouldn't be our worst encounters :)


That's insane. Even at $600 an hour, you can't filter out all the problematic customers. I guess it keeps the cheapskates at bay, but you're still left dealing with the rich jerks who show up drunk or high and act like complete pieces of shit. I would've thought that at a certain price point, you'd only attract the nice, hygienic, respectful types.
 
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That's insane. Even at $600 an hour, you can't filter out all the problematic customers. I guess it keeps the cheapskates at bay, but you're still left dealing with the rich jerks who show up drunk or high and act like complete pieces of shit. I would've thought that at a certain price point, you'd only attract the nice, hygienic, respectful types.
Sadly, I have had bad encounters at all price points.
 

DouMan

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Even at $600 an hour, you can't filter out all the problematic customers.

That would lead to understand that because one has $$ that he would be less of an asshole ... which is sooo false.
And inversely low ballers are assholes.
Unfortunately too many think that "I pay premium dollar, I get what I want, period"
 

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That would lead to understand that because one has $$ that he would be less of an asshole ... which is sooo false.
And inversely low ballers are assholes.
Unfortunately too many think that "I pay premium dollar, I get what I want, period"
as the proverb say: A smart person can act dumb...but not inversely
 

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That's insane. Even at $600 an hour, you can't filter out all the problematic customers. I guess it keeps the cheapskates at bay, but you're still left dealing with the rich jerks who show up drunk or high and act like complete pieces of shit. I would've thought that at a certain price point, you'd only attract the nice, hygienic, respectful types.
Money doesn’t define who is an asshole.
There are many rich assholes some even become President or Prime Minister lol.
 

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Si on paie avec E transfert , y a t il une surcharge de 15% ou autre?

Pour la TPS et la TVQ? J’ai une amie qui le charge “on top of her hourly rate” Mai’s pour la plupart, on l’absorbe et on s’arrange au moment des impôts.
 

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If you are interested in knowing about clients having a bad aim, leaving poop stains on our beds, fainting or whatever. In person or online, I would suggest that you word your question differently.

What’s the most “WTF” thing that’s ever happened to you?

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had?

People would normally think about all the odd things that’s happened to them rather than the time they’ve been assaulted. If the person feels comfortable, they might tell you about their assault but frankly, why would you want to hear that?
 

bodick7

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What’s the most “WTF” thing that’s ever happened to you?

What’s the weirdest encounter you’ve had?
In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!" WTF??????....
Pute ou escorte, si t'es pas capable d'endurer quelques gouttes de spermes sur ton lit, change de métier!!!
She continued yelling at me during I gathered all my things.
She called her pimp (or BF?...)
Poor guy came in, stood there without saying a word and didn't know what to do upon his princess probably one more crisis...
Don't understand since I've been respectful since I entered...
Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
 

Valentina

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In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
Brodick. I actually read this literally. As in juice. Like cranberry juice. Then it clicked. :D
Wow. Y’en a qui sont des petites nature… j’y aurait dit d’aller pousser des carrosses chez Maxi pis de changer de “job”.
Unreal. Sometimes I think I cleaned everything after a session and I step in a pubble of cum on the floor hahahaha! If ever I slip and fall I don’t think it will be covered by the CNESST.

"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!"
This is hilarious & ridiculous. I don’t understand some women.

She called her pimp (or BF?...)
o_Oo_O:( Poor you. This is fkn scary.


Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
The latter.
 

bodick7

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o_Oo_O:( Poor you. This is fkn scary.
That's all right.
When she called and when he entered yes but he was just standing there doing nothing.
I guess he gauged I wasn't aggressive nor any menace at all for her.

...I still don't understand this weird moment.
I did shower after I came in and I had no choice to dry myself with her towel because there was no others and she did complaint about it during her yelling. F...king worst encounter...
I guess you you can't please everybody...
 

bodick7

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...I don’t think it will be covered by the CNESST.
That's why I will never complaint about rates. You have expenses and little or no financial protection if you get hurt like this.
 

bodick7

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This is hilarious & ridiculous. I don’t understand some women.
Word by word, that's what she said.
It looks like she wasn't pleased with the finishing. I guess she would have preferred in the rubber but we didn't talk about it before.

Repeat? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
 

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In the end of an intercourse, I accidentally dropped some of my juice on bed.
The girl started yelling at me as if it was the end of world...
"Je ne suis pas pas une pute!!! Je suis une escorte!!!" WTF??????....
Pute ou escorte, si t'es pas capable d'endurer quelques gouttes de spermes sur ton lit, change de métier!!!
She continued yelling at me during I gathered all my things.
She called her pimp (or BF?...)
Poor guy came in, stood there without saying a word and didn't know what to do upon his princess probably one more crisis...
Don't understand since I've been respectful since I entered...
Maybe she had a bad day ...or some mental disorder...
pretty scary...the fact that he didnt do anything means it was not the first time. Was he next door filming? LOL just kidding....
Depending on his look and demeanor: I would have said well Sharing is CARING!
 
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bodick7

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pretty scary...the fact that he didnt do anything means it was not the first time. Was he next door filming? LOL just kidding....
Depending on his look and demeanor: I would have said well Sharing is CARING!
I know no towel should have somewhat be a red flag signal but...too late when you paid and are out of shower.
This happens years ago but I still have the experience in my mind like if it was yesterday (let say last week)...
 
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I know no towel should have somewhat be a red flag signal but...too late when you paid and are out of shower.
This happens years ago but I still have the experience in my mind like if it was yesterday (let say last week)...
I have towels, mini towels, tissues, and a protective sheet for every session which I clean between every client. Lmao. I really don’t understand how people can work in a field that has juices n cum hahah. Like damn woman get real!

This is equivalent to going to the dentist and him getting mad at you because there’s saliva spatter that flew out and got everywhere! Like relax.

Thank god my water is included in my rent because I wash everything like crazy :D
 

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Have you ever had a client that was a midget or a really short guy? Do SPs turn them away? I am not trying to be funny here it's a legit question. I have a friend that is 4'8 and is in his 30s and has never been with a woman. He confided in a few of us that he is considering getting an escort but is nervous about it because he is afraid he will be turned away. I don't have much advice to give him so I am asking on here. Maybe even a recommendation? Thanks
 

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Have you ever had a client that was a midget or a really short guy? Do SPs turn them away? I am not trying to be funny here it's a legit question. I have a friend that is 4'8 and is in his 30s and has never been with a woman. He confided in a few of us that he is considering getting an escort but is nervous about it because he is afraid he will be turned away. I don't have much advice to give him so I am asking on here. Maybe even a recommendation? Thanks

I don't think it's an issue for most of us!
 
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