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Correction- Now officially the worst team ERA in the AL.:eek:

Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad baseball team!!!! Simply awful!!!

The time has come for the rebuild! Fire Cherington, fire MLB's worse manager John Farrell!!! Fire the new pitching coach! Time to rebuild!!! Trade Pedroia! Trade Napoli! Trade Little Papi! Trade Bucholz! Trade Uehara! Trade Miley! Trade 'em all!!!

I'm not saying this out of spite. I'm saying this as a concerned fan of major league baseball! MLB needs the Red Sox to be competitive again! The Yankees need the Red Sox to be competitive again in order to get the rivalry heating up again!
 

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One player you forgot to mention for the rouge hose to trade?? Mr. $21 million per season (starting NEXT year, haha) Ricky "HOF'er" Porcello :lol:


Benny Boy Cherrington should be fired for ok'ing that contract alone. It will turn out to be one of the worst contracts ever in the game! Love it! :D
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad baseball team!!!! Simply awful!!!

The time has come for the rebuild! Fire Cherington, fire MLB's worse manager John Farrell!!! Fire the new pitching coach! Time to rebuild!!! Trade Pedroia! Trade Napoli! Trade Little Papi! Trade Bucholz! Trade Uehara! Trade Miley! Trade 'em all!!!

I'm not saying this out of spite. I'm saying this as a concerned fan of major league baseball! MLB needs the Red Sox to be competitive again! The Yankees need the Red Sox to be competitive again in order to get the rivalry heating up again!
 

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One player you forgot to mention for the rouge hose to trade?? Mr. $21 million per season (starting NEXT year, haha) Ricky "HOF'er" Porcello :lol:


Benny Boy Cherrington should be fired for ok'ing that contract alone. It will turn out to be one of the worst contracts ever in the game! Love it! :D

Ricky "batting practice" Porcello has an ERA of 5.07 and a WHIP of 1.36. $21 million? I hope Mr. Cherrington has bought some insurance from Lloyds of London (would they sell a policy like that? very high risk)

Now batting a robust .211, absolutely hilarious K.:lol:

Joe, another .020 points in BA and the Mike "the Beast" Napoli will be John Farrell's Lead off batter. :lol:
 

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DD, you've hit the nail on the head!

Heck, even the Boston Globe's Bob Ryan agrees that Red Sox fans have become the most hateable fans in MLB!!!

By the way, i'd like to point out that the Jays' pitching staff has settled down over the past 6-7 games, Drew Hutchison pitched a complete game shutout tonight, and Jose Reyes is back in the lineup after a considerable absence. They should have swept the Angels, the losses against the Mariners were deserved, and i expect them to seep the White Sox.

As for the Red Sox.....AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL!!!

Plus the fact they have the worse manager in baseball!!! SIMPLY AWFUL!!!!

Let me make a bold prediction: DAVID ORTIZ WISHES EVERY DAY HE'D BE BACK ON PED'S. He simply isn't the same player when not on the juice!

Thank you doc, but it didn't take much digging to find the research that backs up what everyone knows about the Red Sox fans.
 

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One player you forgot to mention for the rouge hose to trade?? Mr. $21 million per season (starting NEXT year, haha) Ricky "HOF'er" Porcello :lol:


Benny Boy Cherrington should be fired for ok'ing that contract alone. It will turn out to be one of the worst contracts ever in the game! Love it! :D

Agree on all counts!! But to be fair, i did also say "fire them all!". ;)

Prediction for tonight's game: Red Sox will LOSE again. I guarantee it!! :thumb:
 

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By the way, i'd like to point out that the Jays' pitching staff has settled down over the past 6-7 games.

That's apparently only when RA Dickbag and his 5.77 ERA aren't pitching, as he was completely shelled again tonight. At least Josh PEDonaldson bailed the BJ's out tonight though.

Ricky "batting practice" Porcello has an ERA of 5.07 and a WHIP of 1.36. $21 million? I hope Mr. Cherrington has bought some insurance from Lloyds of London (would they sell a policy like that? very high risk)

Being the blind B0mber fan you've finally admitted to being, have you not seen CheeseburgerCheeseburger's stat line this season? Hahahahaha. ERA of 5.47 and a WHIP of 1.41, all for a paltry $23 million this season and $25M next!!
 

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Better update your stats Mr.t ;)

Well, the Yankees win last night defeating the AL Central first place KC Royals and the Yankees are now currently in first place.

The Red Sox lose and they are in last place.

Red Sox fans remain testy and belligerent.

The moon orbits around the Earth and all is good. :D
 

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That's apparently only when RA Dickbag and his 5.77 ERA aren't pitching, as he was completely shelled again tonight. At least Josh PEDonaldson bailed the BJ's out tonight though.



Being the blind B0mber fan you've finally admitted to being, have you not seen CheeseburgerCheeseburger's stat line this season? Hahahahaha. ERA of 5.47 and a WHIP of 1.41, all for a paltry $23 million this season and $25M next!!

Well, considering that Sabathia will be in his final year of his 5 year contract next year. How many years did Uncle Ben Cheerington sign Ricky I can't find the plate Porcello? 10? I forget.

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BOYZ!

Red Sox fans remain testy and belligerent.

Only the no-team not-a-fan guy had a meltdown over the simplest question. Try control yourself.

And thanks for the urban dictionary post where anyone can write and send in what they want. :lol:

I'm not saying this out of spite. I'm saying this as a concerned fan of major league baseball! MLB needs the Red Sox to be competitive again!

It's only your spite. So you are saying the Yankees lost 10 of 11 and they are not a bad team. You expose yourself again. Just two days ago only Tampa was above .500 in wins and loses. An honest look at the division tells anyone all the teams have done poorly with only 3 games separating the top from the Red Sox and BJs. Oh yeah, cling to .001 point in desperation, it's still a bad division overall. Pretending anything else exposes you. Since the BJs have the worse ERA in the whole AL you really aren't speaking of reality anyway.

The Jekyll and Hyde Clay Buchholz of April had another very good game on a consistent run of great pitching, but once again did not receive support. Despite his atrocious April with a 5.24 ERA May has been a complete turnaround with a 3.79 ERA with one poor outing.

Cheers,
 

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Just watched the Yanks win again for the sweep against one of the best teams in the majors, the Royals and decided to check the scores before going for a nice long bike ride and low and behold, the hosers lost again! The $21 million dollar man, Ricky Porcello was again left battered and brusied all over that beautiful ballpark in Minny. 6 more earned runs in 7 innings for Ricky P. Great signing Ben E. Boy, just fantastic lol. $21 mil per starting NEXT SEASON! :lol:

How about Paul Molitor in Minnesota! Great guy and great manager and is doing a wonderful job with that team. John Farrell should go to the "How to be a GOOD manager" School that maybe Molitor and Girardi can start up because speaking of school, Farrell get's schooled more than any other mgr in the game on a nightly basis. Even the train wreck of Bobby Valentine was better.......... ok maybe not better but about the same lol.

AROD went Yard again and is on pace for 40 plus dingers and 90 plus Rbi's and a comeback player of the year award (which i believe Joe.t predicted) Michael was great today and Betances and Miller stellar as usual.

Tanaka had a bit of a rough start down on the farm but should be fine and Super Nova is close to coming back which will give the Yanks a big boost in their rotation. Adam Warren is proving to be a great #4/5 guy who could be a #3 possibly a #2 one day. Love the home grown talent and there is plenty more to come in the next few years, possibly many many years.
 

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Well, considering that Sabathia will be in his final year of his 5 year contract next year. How many years did Uncle Ben Cheerington sign Ricky I can't find the plate Porcello? 10? I forget.

Porky's been a huge bust for the Red Sox so far. Hard to believe, but even a bigger bust than Fatso Sandoval. Hanley Ramirez is also showing his age. He's a shell of the player he once was. As for Chunky Napoli, he's done and should retire. And then there's the sad state of Little Papi.....the PED's have lost their effect (usually happens after 2-3 years of stopping them) and not only is he badly struggling at the plate, he's struggling as much to control his temper which may have been permanently damaged from long-term PED use.

It wouldn't surprise me to see the hosers sign Sabathia to a big contract once he goes back on the market. It's their style.

After losing AGAIN today, is it just a matter of time when they'll finally fire the worse manager in baseball??
 

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Just watched the Yanks win again for the sweep against one of the best teams in the majors, the Royals and decided to check the scores before going for a nice long bike ride and low and behold, the hosers lost again! The $21 million dollar man, Ricky Porcello was again left battered and brusied all over that beautiful ballpark in Minny. 6 more earned runs in 7 innings for Ricky P. Great signing Ben E. Boy, just fantastic lol. $21 mil per starting NEXT SEASON! :lol:

How about Paul Molitor in Minnesota! Great guy and great manager and is doing a wonderful job with that team. John Farrell should go to the "How to be a GOOD manager" School that maybe Molitor and Girardi can start up because speaking of school, Farrell get's schooled more than any other mgr in the game on a nightly basis. Even the train wreck of Bobby Valentine was better.......... ok maybe not better but about the same lol.

AROD went Yard again and is on pace for 40 plus dingers and 90 plus Rbi's and a comeback player of the year award (which i believe Joe.t predicted) Michael was great today and Betances and Miller stellar as usual.

Tanaka had a bit of a rough start down on the farm but should be fine and Super Nova is close to coming back which will give the Yanks a big boost in their rotation. Adam Warren is proving to be a great #4/5 guy who could be a #3 possibly a #2 one day. Love the home grown talent and there is plenty more to come in the next few years, possibly many many years.

Going into the series with the Yankees they were the absolute best team in baseball(not anymore) and yes how about comeback player of the year(AROD), do you think that the extremely light, light, light hitting Red Sux would love to have his production and bat in their line up.:thumb:

BTW- Napoli who was well on his way to busting out of his slump according to SK is now heading south again and batting a pathetic .208(updated), the Mendoza line awaits you Mr.Napoli.:lol:

BOYZ!

Only the no-team not-a-fan guy had a meltdown over the simplest question. Try control yourself.

And thanks for the urban dictionary post where anyone can write and send in what they want. :lol:



There goes Merlot doing what he does best which is getting under people's skin for the sole purpose of shit stirring to go along with his penchant for defending guilty cheats(he also does not pay his gambling debts but that's a whole other issue so we won't go there).:eek:
 

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BOYz!

So much to respond to:

Rumples, at least the Jays have someone who can bail them out. The hosers don't have anyone anymore. Sad times for hoser fans.....lol

Yes, very sad times very Rogue Hoser fans. They lost to Minnesota, again. What's that 4 in a row? So, sad. Last place, all by their lonesome.

BOYZ!



Only the no-team not-a-fan guy had a meltdown over the simplest question. Try control yourself.

And thanks for the urban dictionary post where anyone can write and send in what they want. :lol:

There goes Merlot doing what he does best which is getting under people's skin for the sole purpose of shit stirring to go along with his penchant for defending guilty cheats(he also does not pay his gambling debts but that's a whole other issue so we won't go there).

Thanks Joe. I think I would rather have NO TEAM than to root for a bunch of cheaters in New England. But I am glad I am rooting for the NY Yankees to finish ahead of the Boston Red Sox.

It's only your spite. So you are saying the Yankees lost 10 of 11 and they are not a bad team. You expose yourself again. Just two days ago only Tampa was above .500 in wins and loses. An honest look at the division tells anyone all the teams have done poorly with only 3 games separating the top from the Red Sox and BJs. Oh yeah, cling to .001 point in desperation, it's still a bad division overall. Pretending anything else exposes you. Since the BJs have the worse ERA in the whole AL you really aren't speaking of reality anyway.

The Jekyll and Hyde Clay Buchholz of April had another very good game on a consistent run of great pitching, but once again did not receive support. Despite his atrocious April with a 5.24 ERA May has been a complete turnaround with a 3.79 ERA with one poor outing.

Cheers,

That paragraph was like Urban Dictionary, Merlot, where anyone can post anything, with no fact checks.

Going into the series with the Yankees they were the absolute best team in baseball(not anymore) and yes how about comeback player of the year(AROD), do you think that the extremely light, light, light hitting Red Sux would love to have his production and bat in their line up.:thumb:

BTW- Napoli who was well on his way to busting out of his slump according to SK is now heading south again and batting a pathetic .208(updated), the Mendoza line awaits you Mr.Napoli.:lol:

Yes, the Yanks sweeped one of baseballs hottest teams. Arod is batting .276, 11 HR, 26 RBI. He is a key contributor. And Michael Pineda pitched 6 2/3, 1 ER, 6 H, 8 K. Great outting. And Mike Napoli. You said it right, Mr.Joet. 0 for 4 today .... .208 BA ... How was he described by someone, somewhere? Beast? I forget. :noidea:
 

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Daydreamer, you may not get along well with Merlot, but you shouldn't aid in defaming him by quoting Joe's post.

Merlot .... also does not pay his gambling debts but that's a whole other issue so we won't go there).

Joe T. publically boasted about stiffing a bet. He was, in fact, suspended from this forum for that offence for a few weeks. Merlot, on reading Joe's proud announcement, stated here that he was cancelling their bet (on the results of the season very early in the season when nobody had any advantage). Joe voiced absolutely no objection to the cancellation. He waited until the end of that season and then harassed Merlot for the money as Joe would have won.
 
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