Stop disappointing me (us?!), girls!!

[cloudsurf]

Have fun , make fun and above all keep a sense of humour.
Enough of this negative vibe that`s turning many of us off.

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

Lily; it is mainly a question of perception....I'm more into lust, intensity, sensuality and a complete loss of control...

I get my own personal romance when I feel a lover getting excited by his heart beat against my tomgue as my mouth is getting filled with his taste..his arousal...while the male is holding my hair in the hair as he plays with it around his fingers and we are both staring at each other and there is nothing else around...just the two of us sorrounded in this symbiotic delightful nest.... (but I am just in the first half hour of foreplay here...lol)..

I am intense...not trailer trash :lol: ... a random dude would Pm me "free to fuck?".... I would probably say:"being available is one thing...being interested is where your wall stands "... I have to be on the mood...otherwise I will gladly answer "If you want this bad...hy don't you just go fuck yourself? " before adding Casanova in my ignore list.......

BUT, when you can tell from the writting if the member is reviewing her own skills or not....maybe just get in the archives and copy-paste a 2003 review from noname's member wouldn't look this pathetic......It just reveal way too much information to appeal my...interest... (as Mocha said : especially when you see 2 freaking bad reviews...and the next one would have married her....yesterday...her and her alluring hazel nuts eyes... )

 

[ravenazrael]

Raven? You have it backward, the money is the reason to start but to continue and stay sane a sp has to find another reason otherwise she will burn out. It is not only the sp ''work'' any work done only for the money no matter how much it pays is soulless...

I understand your logic, but it does not mean that all the girls follow that logic.

Alyssa, I think that you believe that all clients look for SEX. It is not the case. I have talked to several SP's and some have admitted that they have became a sort of "psychologist" as sometimes the guys want to share their lives, hearts or just feel good with somebody -which sometimes they cant find at home-.

Everybody has different likes and people react different to the same situations. While there is a lot of shill in the forum I wonder whether the purpose of this thread was to call out those who shill or criticize those whose likes, preferences and expectations differ from yours

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

As EB said just look at the Shills and multiple handles section.

:lol: Ever since this guy talking to himself towards 2 different handles, crying because is alterego was leaving the board at it would be so empty without his other half around...I stopped looking...One of my professional fields (daytime) is psychiatry...and the dude just brought "I do not fuck with my payroll" to a new level...lol....

:help:

 

[EagerBeaver]

Who are you talking about? Two posts referring to an unnamed party....is this thread in code? These cryptic posts are annoying. Threads that are extended riddles and subtle shots at unidentified parties usually lose steam fast.....

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

Lily; you remind me 2 things... :lol:

About he nap; it remind me when a month ago I replied a sms from my lover "I was just having random thoughts..."
Him:"...interesting ones?"
Me (copy pasted):"ouais....genre que tu viens chez moi...couché sur le dos pendant que je sens ton enthousiasme gonfler dans ma bouche pendant que je me délecte de te goûter et encore plus de t'entendre..alors je joue avec ton excitation en faisant tourner ma langue et frôler mon barbell autour...jusqu'à ce que tu n'en peuvx plus et me dit que tu veux être en moi...alors je te regarde avec un sourire, espiègle et je me retourne pour que tu vois 'entrée de mon jardin secret qui t'attendait depuis déjà un bon moment...et tandis que je posais mes seins sur le couvre-lit, tu me relève doucement en me tenant par une épaule...et le mur frais contre ma poitrine me distrait mais tu me replaces très vite les idées en te sentant m'habiter...tu es tellement animé que tes mouvements deviennent vite sonore et raisonnentdans toute la pièce et je te regarde par-dessus mon épaules et me mors la lèvre...tu me disde ne pas te regarder ainsi car tu ne tiendras pas longtemps...trop sage depuis des semaines...alors je te dis "utilise-moi...vas chercher ton plaisir..."....t'sais...des trucs anodins..

Him: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??????? And how the hell Am I supposed to work now???.....You are in so much trouble...
Me: ...lol...that was the point...

I'll come back for the other thing...lol

Eager; forgot his handles...the guys was frogman or something like that...he was always joke around with another merb member...but after a while we discovered it was the same guy with 2 handles

 

[EagerBeaver]

I am not positive but I think Frogman may have also been another handle of grenouilleforever who also had other handles. He was exposed by Uncle Bob and all those handles were later banned.

 

[heliragedeleted]

I imagine if ever I did the unthinkable, this is how a rdv with Roze would go:

to be specific, this is not a review:

She smiled at me, and then sat down next to me. She snuggled up into my shoulder. I wrapped my arms around her. It was going to be the perfect night. She sighed. She looked at my balls and grabbed a stick. She put one of my balls on a stick and put it over the fire. She waited until it was golden brown then ate it. She put another one on the stick and held it over the fire until it was golden brown too. She fed it to me and smeared some of it on my cheek. I scrunched my nose and she giggled. She licked it off so I wiggled my eyebrows at her. She leaned back and laughed. She lay down on the blankets so I snuggled up next to her. She sang along to her IPod. I love listening to her sing. It’s so peaceful. I tilted her head up and kissed her. We kissed for a long time. I lost track and I didn’t even care. I put my forehead against hers and stared into her eyes. She smiled and put her hand on my neck. I love her so much. She curled up in a ball against me. I kissed the top of her head and she smiled. She looked up at me and kissed me again. Before I knew it, she was on top of me kissing me with so much intensity. I kissed down her neck then bit it. When she smiled, I knew she was ready.
.... then we fell asleep.....

 

[jalimon]

Jesus! 34 post in one day on a new thread. Alyssa do you fire up a men like you fire up threads?

Cheers,

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

Jesus f'king christ Helirage... :lol: I haven't slept much since the last 2 days... ound: That probably why...But damn... I am too cracked up to read it and I have to take a break every freakin line... I'll get back to you this weekend after I did read the last word... loll

Jalimon; I do not burn...nor fire... I just...basically...drain my lovers...as simple as it sounds... :lol: ... I am an insatiable energy vamp (or a kinky vacuum cleaner... :rapture: lolll) and will blow your D and won't let it go until the sheets get sucked and stuck between your ass cheeks....

Actually..I do burn one type of Princes Charming lol

 

[Prof. Kingsfield]

Reaaarrrrrrr............................What the hell was that?

 

[jalimon]

Reaaarrrrrrr............................What the hell was that?

haha that made me laugh out loud. I get the same when I stumble upon this thread. That said, it was refreshing, as anything that comes out of Alyssa Roze which I am number 1 fan

Cheers,

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

:lol: that reminds me within 4 months, 2 friends posted this meme on my fb's wall or sent it in sms

When guys meet me:"Wow!!! How is she single?? She's fuckin sexy, funny and seem as twisted/edgy as clever/smart!!!"

After dating for 6 months:"Why is my car on fire?!?!?!!"

I don't know if there is a message I should read between the lines...but I do not see any similarities with me here....I find I am waayyy beyond overrated sometime....I'll probably set the dude's car on fire way before then...There is no way in hell I'd last 6 months... ound:

(I'm not paid to be intimate with the gentlemen I date in encounters...I'm paid to be nice and easy :angel: loll)

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

https://merb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...ers-shills-etc&p=651064&viewfull=1#post651064

I was referring to this kind of shill...lolll

je la demande si je peux venir dans sa bouche elle me repond oui mais avec condom tu peux le metre dans ma bouche alors la humm jai exploser mon sperme dans le condom dans sa petit bouche chaude.Alors je ne veux pas contredire ton message womanise mais moi mon service jai bien aimer kand je suis sortie je me suis dit cest sure ke jirais pas la tous les jour mais bon pour un bon service safe cest kand meme bon elle sentais bonne d apres moi il faut savoir comment la prendre ou lexciter prochaine fois si tu y retourne essaye toi d une autre manier et surtout oublier pas monsieur demander la musique et wow surment vous verer.

First time I read a member bragging that way about cuming in his hat.,....It's almost like the encounter he had was with his freaking condom ound:

And one of her other shills

si kand tu a ete elle ta fait sa d apres moi tu la plaisait pas car shit today jai faite sa en 25 minute et le tout pour 130$ la demi heure arrete pier pkoi tu dit des truc comme sa koi ta pas reussi a venir tk moi je veux pas trop parler pour elle mais

no need to add a comment here...but she could have played another type of retarded (I don't know, putting "h" once every 2-3 words...I can't believe a f'king BACC is required to do 3 different mistakes by word...) andthis kind of girls should start from the beginning: being creative in failing her french like a 8 years old...which means the next shill can't be closer than to be the previous shill (8years old0 trailer trash brother, maybe?? And at the same time, there would be a smart opportunity: one of her handles could support the other account;"He is no fishy...i know from facts: we have same parents, a sister, which happens to be our mom too.." uke:
reggers:


:fish:

 

[jalimon]

Same here Lol!

Alyssa first one is not a shill. Hum well maybe a shill, but a shill for his condom haha

Please dont' stop nobody rants like you

Cheers,

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

lolll jalimon; you should hear what I can rant about while fucking... :lol: but nahhh come on! Being a nag is nothing more than a professional distortion... ound:

Lily....I thought about you yesterday I read a meme I lready saw way before but that should be your signature (LOLLL)

"Gagging while sucking dick is actually so romantic because you're choosing his dick over the oxygen you need to breathe."

(Just kidding, there is no romance when thinking about me making awkward sounds...lol...to feel romance, my ego has to purr )

 

[Chris P. Bacon]

In a situation where the vast majority of ads lack credibility in one way or more SPs will try any way to attract attention. I would say that most pics in ads are fake or out of date. Prices offered in many ads that offer specials are not truthful and the client pays up charges that come to the same or more than the going rate. The only reliable way I know to make the best choices is through reviews. While not 100% accurate at least I have never regretted taking the advice of a review.