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    What are your tricks to not get caugth by your wife?

    Hello Mister Master Hobbiest!
    Please tell everyone what are your tricks to not get caugth by wives!
    Who knows, maybe you will corrupt some lurkers ...

    Enjoye this one and have fun fun fun !!!!!!!!!!
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    Lying

    Lying, being dishonest, and not telling the truth. Then covering it up, dissembling, and equivocating.

    But all for a good reason....
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard of Oz
    Please tell everyone what are your tricks to not get caugth by wives!
    It's really easy... Don't get married.

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    well

    Always looked surprisedand shoked...then dey...deny...deny...!!!!!!!

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    First look them in the eye and then say using your best southern accent: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman".

    Should work.

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    In order to not get caught at something, one must be aware of the methods or tricks that are put in place to trip you up.

    The marking of one of your pair of socks is a good way to know if you have had the need, in the middle of the day, to switch the marked sock from one foot to the other. Don't take your socks off or take note where that nail polish ahs been painted on.

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    Please tell everyone what are your tricks to not get caugth by wives!
    Well first step...Ooops hang on a minute I got caught and I'm divorced, OK here is what not to do.

    Don't take a woman (other than your wife) on vacation to Mexico with you, if you do Don't let your wife know what travel agent you used, if she finds out Don't let the girl you brought with you sleep on the side of the bed that the telephone is on, if she insists (because she can "only" sleep on the left side) Don't forget to unplug the telephone!

    Everyone clear so far... Cool a few more Dont's:

    Dont sleep with a girl who works in a club or restaurant that you may one day end up going to with your wife.

    Don't forget to bring an extra shirt in your car if you plan on going home after your encounter - parfume lingers, shower and change your shirt.

    Don't give them any of your phone #'s - No good can come from this trust me.

    Don't think your wife is an idiot - Most of them are smarter than us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StripperLover
    In order to not get caught at something, one must be aware of the methods or tricks that are put in place to trip you up.

    The marking of one of your pair of socks is a good way to know if you have had the need, in the middle of the day, to switch the marked sock from one foot to the other. Don't take your socks off or take note where that nail polish ahs been painted on.
    And here I thought that she marked R & L on each so that I would know which foot that thay went on. Silly me, I should have known when helped me take off my shoes each night. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by StripperLover
    In order to not get caught at something, one must be aware of the methods or tricks that are put in place to trip you up.

    The marking of one of your pair of socks is a good way to know if you have had the need, in the middle of the day, to switch the marked sock from one foot to the other. Don't take your socks off or take note where that nail polish ahs been painted on.
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    Spin...

    Hilarious!

    Sounds like you speaking from experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by StripperLover
    In order to not get caught at something, one must be aware of the methods or tricks that are put in place to trip you up.

    The marking of one of your pair of socks is a good way to know if you have had the need, in the middle of the day, to switch the marked sock from one foot to the other. Don't take your socks off or take note where that nail polish ahs been painted on.

    Wow this is one I wouldn't think about it!
    You made me this time SL!
    Very clever!!! But only one thing, you use nail polish???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Jean.Chretien
    Hilarious!

    Sounds like you speaking from experience
    Well Mr. Prime Minister, experience in getting caught is one thing I have a lot of sir.
    Try everything in life at least once, except incest & maybe square dancing.

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    Be upfront and let them know you'll be seeing escorts. It's best if you do this before you get married, but it's never too late to discuss this with them.

    Women appreciate honesty in men.

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    Why deny anything. Invite her along, let her explore her sexuality.

    2 is always better than one

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    Quote Originally Posted by StripperLover
    In order to not get caught at something, one must be aware of the methods or tricks that are put in place to trip you up.

    The marking of one of your pair of socks is a good way to know if you have had the need, in the middle of the day, to switch the marked sock from one foot to the other. Don't take your socks off or take note where that nail polish ahs been painted on.
    WOW!! Never would have thought of that one. You are good. Thank God I am single because I would surely be caught by someone like you.
    Last edited by Best Lover; 04-27-2006 at 04:45 AM.

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