2013 NHL Free For All Thread

[joelcairo]

With the LEAFS winning again tonight, they are now tied with that has-been franchise named the DEAD THINGS. Scabs lost again....here we come "BOYZ"!!!

Yeah, really impressive. Let's just say that their goalie bailed them out yet again, while Cam Ward didn't exactly have the best game of his career.

The leafs were, as usual, outplayed and outshot by a huge margin: 43-26

By the way, how did $35.75 million David Clarkson do? Oh, never mind - I already know. He rotted....again! Nice signing, Nonis.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

By the way, it's nice to see that just as I constantly destroy you in the hockey threads, Rumples and others also expose your numerous deficiencies in the baseball and football threads. You are not just my personal punching bag - you are obviously a rag doll that most of MERB pulls apart on an ongoing basis. The strange thing is that you seem to enjoy being humiliated in public. Ah well, to each his own. Have a happy life, little man.

Well, considering the little round thing's now 7635 posts without so much as a legitimate review, it is nice to see that he does serve some function on this board.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Go Preds Go

 

[Merlot]

BOYZ,

Now, you have reduced yourself to lying...

The last time you posted a similar moronic comment...As usual, your unintelligent bragging and your big mouth succeeded in making you look like a fool.

To the surprise of no one, you have, as always, failed to learn a lesson, as you have AGAIN neglected to mention that the Wings AGAIN have a game in hand on that lump of shit from Toronto.

By the way, it's nice to see that just as I constantly destroy you in the hockey threads, Rumples and others also expose your numerous deficiencies in the baseball and football threads.

The strange thing is that you seem to enjoy being humiliated in public.

Geeez, I notice a theme by many guys about sir phoney.

No doubt Iggy is the most completely dishonest poster EVAH! In the case of Joe.t it's just luvable fanboy enthusiasm. Iggy is thoughtless, as when he and another pal charged in bragging with grand claims that got him branded as a shill...a surprise to NO ONE, except maybe his own delusionalism!

I don't think he enjoys being humiliated in public because he sure has his mega meltdowns over it. He just doesn't think or have a conscience about...as you guys said...'lying"..."moronic comments"...looking like a "fool"...showing his "deficiencies".

Meanwhile:

The Boston Bruins have lost Dennis Seidenberg for the year over a knee injury. The Bruins can probably absorb this loss to a point, but Seidenberg has been very steady and reliable on defense and his loss will hurt.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...uins-out-for-season-with-knee-injury/4232575/

BOSTON (AP) — Boston Bruins defenseman Dennis Seidenberg will miss the rest of the season because of torn knee ligaments.

He was injured in the third period Friday night when he became entangled with Ottawa forward Cory Conacher behind the Bruins' goal.

Seidenberg tore his anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in his right knee. General manager Peter Chiarelli said in a statement Saturday that the expected recovery is six to eight months.

Seidenberg has a goal and nine assists in 34 games this season. During his career, he has also played for the Philadelphia Flyers, Phoenix Coyotes, Carolina Hurricanes and Florida Panthers.

The Bruins recalled defenseman Zach Trotman from Providence (R.I.) of the American Hockey League and assigned goaltender Niklas Svedberg. Trotman is eligible to play in Saturday night's game at Ottawa.



Merlot

 

[lgna69xxx]

Welcome back Rev, hope you had a great Christmas brother.... i see your "Gifts" to yourself did not kill ya lol...

No doubt there is always a chance the dead things sneak out of Nashville with a W but who knows until they play at least 60 minutes.

Be great for 24/7 if the Leafs and Things are tied in points going into the Winter Classic.

Unfortunately, the Wings might win this one since they're not playing at home!

 

[joelcairo]

Scabs lost again....here we come "BOYZ"!!!

"Scabs". Wow, that's really funny, original, mature, and creative - NOT!

Yeah, the Habs lost. Golly gee, I guess their fans are now TERRIFIED of those big bad leafs, who WON! Well, maybe NOT - let's check the FACTS and do a comparison.

Montreal has played 1 game less than the leafs but has 4 points more. I know you're not a deep thinker, little guy, but 4 points PLUS a game in hand is a useful lead.

Montreal has 49 points, toronto 45.

Montreal is 11th in the league, 4th in the Eastern Conference, 3rd in the Atlantic Division. Toronto is 17th in the league, 7th in the conference, and 5th in the division.

Montreal has only lost 14 games in regulation time, while toronto has lost 20.

Montreal has only lost 3 games in OT, while toronto has lost 5.

Montreal has won 23 games, while toronto has only won 20. (I'll take pity on you and I won't even mention that toronto is almost always outshot and that toronto's "wins" are almost never in regulation time.)

Montreal is plus 10 on the season, while toronto is minus 3.

Montreal is not saddled with long-term albatross contracts as outrageously bad as One Trick Pony's 8 year, $64 million joke or David "Mr. Zero" Clarkson's 7 year $35.7 million travesty.

Montreal has 10 Cups since expansion, while Toronto has ZERO and - as we all know - has not even made the Finals in 46 YEARS and counting of complete and utter failure.

Montreal's last Cup was in 1993, while toronto's was in (chuckle!) 1967. Ask someone to do the arithmetic for you and tell you how many YEARS ago that was.

Montreal has actually made the playoffs several times in the past decade, while toronto made it only ONCE - and that was in a shortened season!

Montreal has had a lot of individual success since 1967 (e.g.: Lafleur, Robinson, Dryden, Roy, Gainey, Chelios, Cournoyer, Savard, Beliveau, etc.) right up to Subban's Norris last season. Toronto has had Little Dougie Gilmour's lone Selke win in 1993 and...and...and...and THAT'S ALL!

But you, Mister Five By Five, are rapturous because your stinkin' leafs won a game and the "Scabs" (to use your idiotic attempt at wit) lost one. I guess that shows two things: 1. You are freakin' desperate, and 2. as we've always known, you have zero knowledge of hockey and zero common sense. Glad you're happy!

 

[lgna69xxx]

Remember as well last year, the smallish scabs were not playing well down the stretch and that was only after roughly 35 or so games of a condensed 48 game season. They are pretty much the same team as last year so tough times could be coming for them, which would be very nice.

December has not been kind to the Habs, and if things persist the way they've gone, it's going to be a dogfight between the Habs, the Leafs and your Wings, in the stretch leading to the end of the season.

 

[joelcairo]

December has not been kind to the Habs, and if things persist the way they've gone, it's going to be a dogfight between the Habs, the Leafs and your Wings, in the stretch leading to the end of the season.

Maybe yes, maybe no. We'll see what the future brings. One of the differences between me and little iggy (and, believe me, I thank God every day that there ARE so many differences between me and Mr. Five By Five!) is that I don't brag in advance about things that have not yet happened and over which I have no personal control. Also, since I have a life, I don't go into gales of ecstasy just because my team happens to win ONE game in an 82 game season!

 

[joelcairo]

Remember as well last year, the smallish scabs were not playing well down the stretch and that was only after roughly 35 or so games of a condensed 48 game season.

Thanks, junior, for reminding us all of last season. You know, I have two main memories of last season: 1. The leafs made the playoffs for the first time in a decade, precisely BECAUSE it was "a condensed 48 game season" that ended before their regularly scheduled collapse. 2. They saved that collapse for round one of the playoffs (needless to say, round ONE was as far as this pathetic franchise could ever hope to get!), where they crafted the most EPIC COLLAPSE in the history of Stanley Cup game sevens with their laughable and cowardly "performance" against the Bruins. GREAT memories - thanks again, little guy.

 

[joelcairo]

With the LEAFS winning again tonight, they are now tied with that has-been franchise named the DEAD THINGS.

Maybe you're right about "has-been". Let's check the FACTS.

The Wings made the playoffs last time around...for the 22nd season in a row. But, hey, the leafs also made the playoffs...for the FIRST season in a row...and for the FIRST time in a decade. This year? Well, you can go ahead and shoot your mouth off if you like, but I'll wait to see what happens.

It was a whole FIVE YEARS AGO that the Wings last won the Cup...way back in 2008. Has-been? Okay, maybe. How about the leafs (who are presumably NOT "has-beens", according to your "logic" and your love and devotion to the team)? Let's see. Hmm...it appears THEY last won the Cup in 1967. Let's get out the calculator to perform this very complex mathematical operation. Hmm. It seems that was 46 YEARS ago. By gosh, if I'm not mistaken, that's even further back ( 41 YEARS further back, in fact) than when the "has-been" Wings last won it!

How about getting to the Finals? Yeah, you're right again! The last time the Wings made it to the Finals was way, WAY back in 2009. That's FOUR WHOLE YEARS AGO! What a bunch of "has-beens"! I guess the leafs will surely outperform them here - let's check. Oops! Looks like I was wrong: it appears the last time the leafs actually even made it to the Finals was ALSO in 1967...46 YEARS ago. Let's get out that calculator again, for some more extremely complex math. Golly gee, the last time the leafs made the Finals was 42 YEARS before the last time the Wings did.

Conclusion: If the Wings are "has-beens", as you claim, then the leafs have been DEAD AND BURIED for almost five decades.

Gee, I hate to keep repeating myself, little man, but I'm afraid I have to point out that you lose....again!

 

[joelcairo]

Word has it Jimmy Howard's last cpl weeks have been the happiest time of the season for him, sitting back and watching this old, soft and unskilled dead things team

Unskilled? Could be - after all, we only have three GUARANTEED future Hall of Famers (Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Alfie).

The mighty leafs, on the other hand, have STARS like Colton Orr (zero points this season, the least skilled player in the NHL), Frazer McLaren (zero points this season, NOT the least skilled player in the NHL...but only because Colton is in the league!), David "$36.75 million" Clarkson (guffaw), and Dion "Repeat Winner as Most Overrated Player in the NHL as Voted by the Players Themselves" Phaneuf.

You know what, junior? You lose...again.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Everytime you post to me, I WIN

You know what, junior? You lose...again.

 

[joelcairo]

Everytime you post to me, I WIN

Only if you like being humiliated in public.

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Only if you like being humiliated in public.

It's a bizarro world. The little round thing also confuses winning football bets with losing them. Apparently, when he hands a stack of benjamins over to the bookie, he thinks he's won something. Must be a short bus thing.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Unfortunately, the Wings might win this one since they're not playing at home!

Very true!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Doc Holliday]

December has not been kind to the Habs, and if things persist the way they've gone, it's going to be a dogfight between the Habs, the Leafs and your Wings, in the stretch leading to the end of the season.

The entire habs season is now up to Carey Price. Will he continue to carry the team on his shoulders single-handedly? Where would this team be right now if not for Carey Price? Battling it out at the bottom with Buffalo, the Islanders and Florida?

The habs are a very small team. They got slightly bigger during the offseason by acquiring George Parros and Doug Murray. But Parros has barely played and Murray doesn't get many minutes when he does play. But they also acquired the diminutive Daniel Briere, which means that the size thing is a wash. Small teams usually run out of stamina over the course of a long, grinding season. Well we see a repeat where they'll overuse Carey Price and he'll wind up being dead-tired by the end of the season?? And let's not forget that he'll ikely make the Olympic team, which will be a grind on itself. Instead of relaxing on a nice beach in CAbo, Mr. Price will be freezing his but tending Canada's goal in Sochi.

And finally, the habs have been the healthiest team in the league for most of the season. I can't see them turning this thing around and start winning games on a regular basis once the injury bug starts hitting them. But again, it'll all depend on whether or not Carey Price can continue bringing his magic on a nightly basis.

 

[joelcairo]

And finally, the habs have been the healthiest team in the league for most of the season. I can't see them turning this thing around and start winning games on a regular basis once the injury bug starts hitting them.

Pure bullshit, as so many of your "factual" statements often are.

The last time you wrote your crap about injuries, in the Leafs Nation thread (also known as the "No Truth Allowed" thread), GHG exposed you by quoting FACTS. That was on December 14.

This time, I'll expose you by quoting FACTS, just as I did with your BS in the official NHL thread a few days ago (after your rotund little lapdog praised you for giving GHG "the gift of truth" - chuckle!).

Here are the FACTS as of December 29th (yesterday): There are 30 teams in the NHL. Pittsburgh is # 1 in most man-games missed. Detroit is 8th, having missed 151 man-games so far, Montreal 10th, having missed 134, and toronto is 11th, having missed (only) 119.

Thus, the FACT is that the Habs - who you mendaciously claimed "have been the healthiest team in the league for most of the season", have in FACT missed more man-games than 20 of the 30 teams in the league. In FACT, the Habs have missed 15 MORE man-games than your precious leafs - you know, the team whose poor play you have been excusing because of injuries?

You're exposed as a fraud yet again, just as GHG and I have done many times, and just as Ballsamic has done on many occasions - including when he exposed your recent incorrect and racist remarks on Justin Abdelkader's heritage. (By the way, is it true you're considering opening a business called Xenophobes 'R' Us?).

 

[lgna69xxx]

Watching your historic meltdowns over the past several years gives humiliation a whole new meaning my favorite little punching bag, but dont ever change lol. Smile msc, it is a great day what with Canada winning at the world jr's and heres hoping the dead things lose again in music city tonight. :thumb:

PS. Thanks for proving my point, again and again and again.

Only if you like being humiliated in public.

 

[joelcairo]

Watching your historic meltdowns over the past several years gives humiliation a whole new meaning my favorite little punching bag, but dont ever change lol. Smile msc, it is a great day what with Canada winning at the world jr's and heres hoping the dead things lose again in music city tonight. :thumb:

PS. Thanks for proving my point, again and again and again.

I never "melt down", junior. I think you're confusing the term "melt down" with destroying you with facts and logic.

Actually, the term "melt down" is more appropriate to the inarticulate, pointless drivel that you post and to the heartbreak that you exhibit when your former friends berate you in public.

As always, you lose. That's not surprising, since you completely lack the logic, knowledge, and skill to come close to competing with me...or anyone else.

No hard feelings though, Mr. Five by Five: have fun in your little fantasy world.

P.S.: How have you enjoyed the NFL thread recently? I think it's been great!

 

[lgna69xxx]

As it has been for the last few years and it is not gonna change anytime soon. I actually like ole "Red Light" Price somewhat but he is no Jimmy Howard!! (hopefully deadtroit trades him so he can wear a real jersey)

The entire habs season is now up to Carey Price.