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Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
^^^^^ Up 2. I assumed you were the silver surfers dad.
 

Aficionado

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I actually wanted "GuitaPlaya" but my gramatically-correct mind automatically typed "Guitar"....
Well, guess what I do for a living ;-)

Let me think......you're a Grammar teacher!

And don't ask me, I was banned under another handle that suited me fine, and I came up with this one as a replacement without really thinking about it.
 
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Have you guys driven in this beautiful city .I'm a STM employee what do you see at every street corner in Montreal detour signs.Drives me crazy so I see my handle all day long as I drive thru our beautiful city.
 

Halloween Mike

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HAHA i like your name. That way when you see somebody you say "Elle s'est fait detourner" :p
 

2fast2slow

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for the record i'm not crazy about my handle, but i think it is easy to remember.

i was a member of the canbest forum under the handle '2fast'. Some thought it was an arrogant reference to me being too smart...it was actually a reference to me being a premature ejaculator. I always came 'too fast'.

when i became a member of merb, i had evolved to comming either too fast or not at all. I could never be turned on and last a decent amount of time at the same time. If i was turned on, i came fast, if i wasnt i could not come at all or even stay hard... hence 2fast2slow

now i should change my name again to just 2slow...:)

nah, i do manage to be turned on and last now....the problem is desensitization has made my junk less responsive to even very pretty girls...
 

EagerBeaver

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Yeah, I get that alot ! Hence the link to the video in my signature. :)).

I do see that video now but it’s only visible if someone clicks on your member profile and then the tab “About Me.” I rarely do so because most people post nothing there. The only reason I ever click on a Member Profile is to search posting history. No other real reason to do so on this kind of board. Anyway thanks for letting us know that your ass is not the veteran of many poundings.
 

hungry101

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I had a friend who was a pilot.

He would pile stuff from one side of the warehouse to the other all day.

That is like my boxer joke. I would say at work I used to be a boxer. Wanna see me box? Then I would get a box out and quickly box up whatever it was on my bench.

I thought about 15 seconds about what my handle should be on that fateful day 12 years ago. I remember thinking that I'm hungry for pussy and I'm not sure where the 101 part came in. There must have been another Hungry out there. I remember having the same discussion with Delta 123 at a MERB party. He told me he was staying at the Delta and signed on to MERB for the first time and after thinking about it for about 5 seconds he came up with Delta123. You don't know how close he was to becoming Courtyard123.
 

jalimon

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You don't know how close he was to becoming Courtyard123.

Men so much drama tonight ;)

Me I registered to merb on a sunday night after another countless disaster with an indy and was a bit under influence. Good thing is no need for 123 with such a ridiculous handle haha

Cheers,
 

jalimon

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haha second thing we share helirage. we hit the jackpot on the first one but failed on this one ;)
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
I use mine on a online poker site, I get the odd person commenting on it ( not in a good way ) and explain that their mother gave it to me.
 

guatrau

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The recent Battlestar Galactica series had a short-lived spinoff called "Caprica" about life in the Colonies before the Cylon apocalypse. One of the characters in that series was the 'Guatrau', the Godfather-like head of a crime family. (I love scifi and The Godfather movies, so it seemed an appropriate choice)
 
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