The Official MERB 2010 Baseball Thread.

[lgna69xxx]

Understood amigo.. So what happens when you take a lady on a four hour date then? ohhhhhhhh i got it, lots and lots and LOTS of different ummmm, positions!... no wonder all the ladies have nothing but great things to say about the Doc.

Maybe you should just try this, put a tv on every wall in your place, one in the restroom, ceilings (basically copy what they did at Real Sports Bar and Grill in Toronto!), kitchen, closets, stairways, balcony, garage, and even the attic, have your favorite frisky lady over while the Jays are playing, and you will never miss a pitch! and wallaaaaaa, no hurting back, although another area may be a little sore after a Yanks/Jays 4 hour marathon, but in a good way, and ohhhhhhhhhhh the memories of the "game", all those home runs you hit , i mean the jays hit, and the runs "scored".... dont forget the "shots on goal", oh wait, this is baseball your watching not hockey

I attend approximately 20-25 games a year & i usually arrive late or leave early since my back can't take sitting in those crummy seats for more than 2 hours. I've had several back surgeries in the past & it prevents me from standing up or sitting down for long periods of time, which is the main reason why i can't drive to Mtl anymore. So maybe, just maybe...if i'd be as healthy as you are, maybe i wouldn't mind spending 3-4 hours at a ballpark.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Understood amigo.. So what happens when you take a lady on a four hour date then? ohhhhhhhh i got it, lots and lots and LOTS of different ummmm, positions!... no wonder all the ladies have nothing but great things to say about the Doc.

Lying down has never been a problem. Heck, i had to lie down in bed for 4 months once (prior to my first surgery). I was crippled & didn't know if i could walk normally again. But as long as i'm doing my pelvic & back exercises (you get my drift) when i'm lying down, no problem. Sitting & standing for long periods of time are what my back cannot tolerate. Lying down? It's the only time i'm not in any discomfort.

And yes, various positions (including some i invented) are indeed part of my repertoire.

And indeed, i have f#### doggystyle while watching a baseball or hockey game with several of my favorite (and least favorite) sps. Something i might actually have to do for the first period the next time my favorite team is in town.

 

[Jman47]

1. Contrary to the majority of the people posting in this particular thread, I actually played the sport for many years. I played organized baseball from the age of 6 until age 35. I was fortunate enough to win many mvp awards in several of the different leagues i played in. I was a pitcher, but played various positions around the infield & outfield when i hit the 30's since i had lost my fastball. But i could still hit pretty good. I had quite a bit of speed when i played in my teens & twenties, but two back surgeries in my late 20's & early 30's killed any amount of speed i had left. The fact i had wrecked my knees while playing ball didn't help either. Back in the 80's, I once participated in a baseball tournament held at the Big 'O'. Back in the days of the Expos, i ranked baseball as my #1 sport over hockey. I was passionate/fanatic about it. I listened to every single radio broadcast (prior to the age of cable tv & later satellite tv) of the Expos, either with Jacques Doucet & Claude Raymond as broadcasters, or Dave Van Horne & Duke Snider. Baseball has been in my blood for my entire life....i have two uncles who nearly made it to the pros & both parents starred in the sport (one at an amateur level, the other at the semi-pro level) until their mid-30's. Okay, enough about me & my various exploits.

2. To your second question, i'm in my 40's. Many who've met me believe i'm in my 30's, but i'm actually closer to 50. Blame it on the secret potion i've been taking with my food over the past 10 years.

Now, what about you? I ask you the same questions. What are your 'baseball' credentials? In what age group do you belong to?

Hello Doc,

Fortunately for me I have read the reviews you post here as well as your other writings. You sir do have the give of gab and the gift of the pen. So that said I will take your story, which I feel is far too well enhanced and embellished, to be a by product of those two gifts. Please spare me any more commentary on the same.

For me, I often find myself too honest and genuine for the bullshit that is professed on this board of escort reviews.

Back to baseball.
1. My honest story is that I participated as a player in organized baseball from the age of 7 through the age of 25. I have played catcher; outfield and first base. Once I stopped playing, I then became involved in coaching, umpiring and local league officiating. I participate to this day. I derive great joy and pleasure by teaching young boys and girls the game and how to play it right and appreciate it for the game that it is. I have a passion for the game that is second to none.
2. My age - I am also in my 40's. I lead a normal life and don't need any magic potions.

Thanks for your reply and remember...have fun.

Jman

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Poll time - Joe.T says Cliff Lee will be pitching for the Yankees in 2011.

"As for the biggest name among the free agents -- starting pitcher Cliff Lee -- Gammons was short and to the point about his future. "Cliff Lee is going to sign with Texas," Gammons said.

Who is a more credible source, Peter Gammons or Joe.T?

 

[lgna69xxx]

some peeps are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to serious... lol

Now, tonights game, the Rangers need to get off to a early lead and sustain it or lights out, because if the Giants win this game, the ole Fat Lady is gonna be a singing soon........

 

[Jman47]

Was that an insult Iggy? Just wondering...I thought I saw the trail of a flame?

I think we may see a different Rangers team tonight..hope so anyway.

Oh...you mean like she was singing right before she swallowed her shoes in 2004?

 

[lgna69xxx]

Honestly? I would have to go with Mr. T

Lee was so excited earlier in the season when he thought he was headed to the Bronx to be reunited with his best friend, CC Sabathia, so much so that he asked help from CC on where to find a place to live... The only way i see him staying put in the greater DFW area is "IF" the Rangers win the world series in the next week. Otherwise, roll out the red carpet for the press conference in the house that George built, for Mr. Lee, courtesy of Mr. T's predictions!

Poll time - Joe.T says Cliff Lee will be pitching for the Yankees in 2011.

"As for the biggest name among the free agents -- starting pitcher Cliff Lee -- Gammons was short and to the point about his future. "Cliff Lee is going to sign with Texas," Gammons said.

Who is a more credible source, Peter Gammons or Joe.T?

 

[Jman47]

Poll time - Joe.T says Cliff Lee will be pitching for the Yankees in 2011.

"As for the biggest name among the free agents -- starting pitcher Cliff Lee -- Gammons was short and to the point about his future. "Cliff Lee is going to sign with Texas," Gammons said.

Who is a more credible source, Peter Gammons or Joe.T?

Well .t is always so spot on ...LOL

 

[lgna69xxx]

just the truth, i dont think Doc really doggystyles his plethora of ladies while watching mlb, lol..... but if he was "serious" then all the best to him... kinda could be a "bumpy ride" for the ladies tho, imagine if Vernon Wells hits a homerun, the lady is having fun, but what about if the Jays are in a inning where they are getting bombed by the other team to a toll of say 7 runs? The lady may not be quite so happy, thanks to Doc's mood changing during the game, haha! (high five Doc) (why do you always think a post is about you anyways?, geesh)

Was that an insult Iggy?

I think we may see a differnt Rangers team

 

[Joe.t]

Poll time - Joe.T says Cliff Lee will be pitching for the Yankees in 2011.

"As for the biggest name among the free agents -- starting pitcher Cliff Lee -- Gammons was short and to the point about his future. "Cliff Lee is going to sign with Texas," Gammons said.

Who is a more credible source, Peter Gammons or Joe.T?

rumples - The signing of Lee or the imminent trade of Greinke would be awesome for the Yankees, both happening would be a crime.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Not as much as she sang the last 90 plus, care to name the amount of Championships both your and my teams have won in those years, and also who has most recently won, and who also has made the playoffs more recently?

Oh...you mean like she was singing right before she swallowed her shoes in 2004?

 

[Jman47]

just the truth, i dont think Doc really doggystyles his plethora of ladies while watching mlb, lol..... but if he was "serious" then all the best to him... kinda could be a "bumpy ride" for the ladies tho, imagine if Vernon Wells hits a homerun, the lady is having fun, but what about if the Jays are in a inning where they are getting bombed by the other team to a toll of say 7 runs? The lady may not be quite so happy, thanks to Doc's mood changing during the game, haha! (high five Doc) (why do you always think a post is about you anyways?, geesh)

Oh, must be a complex I have, NOT...ROFL...or it could be because your post directly followed mine and historically you love to light flames in my direction...other than that, idk...

Keep having fun,

Jman

 

[lgna69xxx]

A Crime? as in highway robbery? you could very well be correct my good man, like usual

So you really think Andy P wont be back? Greinke huh? not sure he could handle NY, but ya never know.

rumples - The signing of Lee or the imminent trade of Greinke would be awesome for the Yankees, both happening would be a crime.

 

[Jman47]

rumples - The signing of Lee or the imminent trade of Greinke would be awesome for the Yankees, both happening would be a crime.

1fan·ta·sy noun
: the power or process of creating especially unrealistic or improbable mental images in response to psychological need <an object of fantasy>; also : a mental image or a series of mental images (as a daydream) so created <sexual fantasies of adolescence>

de·lu·sion noun \di-ˈlü-zhən\
1a : the act of deluding : the state of being deluded
b : an abnormal mental state characterized by the occurrence of psychotic delusions
2: a false belief regarding the self or persons or objects outside the self that persists despite the facts and occurs in some psychotic states—compare hallucination 1, illusion 2a


I have to agree with Iggy's comment...Greinke in New York would make Carl Pavano and Kevin Brown look like huge success stories for Cashman...

Have fun,

Jman

 

[Joe.t]

1. Contrary to the majority of the people posting in this particular thread, I actually played the sport for many years. I played organized baseball from the age of 6 until age 35. I was fortunate enough to win many mvp awards in several of the different leagues i played in. I was a pitcher, but played various positions around the infield & outfield when i hit the 30's since i had lost my fastball. But i could still hit pretty good. I had quite a bit of speed when i played in my teens & twenties, but two back surgeries in my late 20's & early 30's killed any amount of speed i had left. The fact i had wrecked my knees while playing ball didn't help either. Back in the 80's, I once participated in a baseball tournament held at the Big 'O'. Back in the days of the Expos, i ranked baseball as my #1 sport over hockey. I was passionate/fanatic about it. I listened to every single radio broadcast (prior to the age of cable tv & later satellite tv) of the Expos, either with Jacques Doucet & Claude Raymond as broadcasters, or Dave Van Horne & Duke Snider. Baseball has been in my blood for my entire life....i have two uncles who nearly made it to the pros & both parents starred in the sport (one at an amateur level, the other at the semi-pro level) until their mid-30's. Okay, enough about me & my various exploits.

2. To your second question, i'm in my 40's. Many who've met me believe i'm in my 30's, but i'm actually closer to 50. Blame it on the secret potion i've been taking with my food over the past 10 years.

Now, what about you? I ask you the same questions. What are your 'baseball' credentials? In what age group do you belong to?

No shit, I'm quite the player myself, I play right field in my softball league, I am mainly a singles hitter, if I had to calculate my average this year it would be well over .300, I am also the back up pitcher for my team, you and I have a lot in common Doc.

 

[Jman47]

Not as much as she sang the last 90 plus, care to name the amount of Championships both your and my teams have won in those years, and also who has most recemtly won, and who also has made the playoffs more recently?

Wow, she's cute...I see you have upped your standards a little...nice job Iggy!

Oh and RECEMTLY or recently as most of us say your Yankees have been to the post season 10 years with 1 WS Championship.

Boston on the other hand has been to the post season 7 times and has TWO WS Championships...and has spent allot less money to get them...I believe I have made this commentary earlier in the thread...the story doesn't change.

Want to do the math on success rate or how about championships for dollar spent? Maybe Doc can help us out...I heard he got a doctorate in advanced math as he was playing 2B and SS while doing his favorite sp upside down in a circus tent...just joking Doc...LOL!!!

As a wise member here said not to long ago...sometimes it's better to go home early rather than go to the post season and get embarrassed.

Have fun,

Jman

 

[lgna69xxx]

?????????? What??? lol.......... better check your figures buddy.

My "current" AKA "most recent" conquest looks more like this

I wouldnt even watch the WS if the Yanks were playing when she is over.... somethings are a little more important than baseball lol..... i hope you agree, if not, well.......

I already have sporto...numerous times. Try the search feature on this thread.

Who was that in the pic??...your most recent conquest I suppose??...LOL?

Have fun,

Jman

 

[Jman47]

?????????? What??? lol.......... better check your figures buddy.

My "current" AKA "most recent" conquest looks more like this

I wouldnt even watch the WS if the Yanks were playing when she is over.... somethings are a little more important than baseball lol..... i hope you agree, if not, well.......

Well...we finally agree on something we can both sink our teeth into...or as they say..."Ladies FIRST"...LOL

Have fun,

Jman

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

My "current" AKA "most recent" conquest looks more like this

Ignora, you're probably the only person on the planet who would call paying a woman for sex a "conquest." Congratulations on the most pitiful post I've seen in 8 years on this board.

And on Joe's subject of tainted-by-cheating WS victories, beyond tossing out all those that involved Roger Clemens, Tino "the Clear" Martinez, let's not forget all those spitballs thrown by Whitey Ford in the 50s and 60s.

 

[lgna69xxx]

Spin it anyway you wish, unbiased fans understand that if your living in the past, then REALLY live in the past, not just conveniently the last say....10 years, lol... past means past, not just 10 years... as JoeT mentioned, in 90+ years the sox have won 2 times, the Yanks, well, i think you get the picture. and yea NOT making postseason vs. making post season is something every team strives for in MLB, lol..... wow! really???? Try explaining that to every organised baseball team on the planet! ... i think they might just disagree with you

Oh and RECEMTLY or recently as most of us say your Yankees have been to the post season 10 years with 1 WS Championship.

Boston on the other hand has been to the post season 7 times and has TWO WS Championships...and has spent allot less money to get them...I believe I have made this commentary earlier in the thread...the story doesn't change.

Want to do the math on success rate or how about championships for dollar spent? Maybe Doc can help us out...I heard he got a doctorate in advanced math as he was playing 2B and SS while doing his favorite sp upside down in a circus tent...just joking Doc...LOL!!!

As a wise member here said not to long ago...sometimes it's better to go home early rather than go to the post season and get embarrassed.

Have fun,

Jman